Lotsa over 40 folks here. LaMont
Split the noise off into Entry Pool -> Re: Explain Yourself, effluvia edition.
Central Scrutinizer:This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe has just learned to speak German Now, get this, here's why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes into this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like ah, it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG...Joe:Fick mich, dumiserabler hurensohnDu miserabler hurensohnFick mich, dumiserabler hurensohnStreck ihn ausStreck aus deinenheissen gelocktenStreck ihn ausStreck aus deinenheissen gelocktenStreck ihn ausStreck aus deinenheissen gelocktenschwanzAh-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!Mach es sehr schnellRein und rausMagisches SchweinMach es sehr schnellRein und rausMagisches SchweinBis es spritzt, spritzt,spritzt, spritztFeuer!Bis es spritzt, spritzt,spritzt, spritztFeuer!Aber beklecker nichtdas Sofa, Sofa!Aber beklecker nichtdas Sofa, Sofa!Aber beklecker nichtdas Sofa, Sofa!Aber beklecker nichtdas Sofa, Sofa!Stunned by JOE's command of it's native tongue, a gleaming model XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named SY BORG (previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the Police on cut two, side I), spindles over to JOE and says...Sy Borg:Pick me...I'm clean...I am also programmedfor conversationalEnglish.This stuns JOE, who stands there speechless for a moment. Smitten by JOE's animal magnetism, SY continues...Sy Borg:May I havethis dance?And JOE, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeat- ing the entreaty originally delivered in Deutsch in its conversational English form, so that his intentions re- garding the Appliance will be made perfectly clear...Joe:I've got a better idea...Fuck me, you ugly sonof a bitchYou ugly son of a bitchFuck me, you ugly sonof a bitchStick it outStick out yerhot curly weenieStick it outStick out yerhot curly weenieStick it outStick out yerhot curly weenieWeenie...weenie,weenie, weenie!Make it go fastIn and out,(In and out)Magical PigMake it go fastIn and out,(In and out)Magical PigTill it squirts, squirts,squirts, squirtsFireTill it squirts, squirts,squirts, squirtsFireDon't get no jizzupon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizzupon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizzupon that sofa, sofaDon't get no jizzupon that sofa, sofaWhereupon, in order toprove to JOE that he isno ordinary Appliance, SYquotes a few lines oftraditional American LovePoetry...Sy Borg:What's a girl like youDoing in a placelike this?Do you comehere often?Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian...What? You're Jewish?Love your nails...You must be a Libra...Your place or mine?Your place or mine?Your place or mine?Your place or mine?See the chromeFeel the chromeTouch the chromeHeal the chromeSee the screamingHot black steamingIridescent naugahydepython screamingSteam Roller!
...one of them said, "magical" in purple so I was like, "I want magical in my name!" ...so I dropped off the magical at the end.