Explain Yourself.

[fdrjk]

    * Your name of Fader creates a quick, clever mind capable of grasping and assimilating new ideas.
       
    * You are rather studious, mentally challenging each new idea before accepting it.
       
    * Because you learn so quickly you have little patience with those whose mental processes are somewhat slower, and you could become supercilious or somewhat "know it all" in your attitude.
       
    * This characteristic could make you rather unpopular with your associates.
       
    * Although you are very knowledgeable and intelligent, you often find spontaneous verbal expression difficult.
       
    * You crave friendship, understanding, love, and affection but your reserved manner appears forbidding to others.

    * Although the name Fader creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a moody disposition.
       
    * This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs, bronchial area, worry, and mental tension.


fml 

[[BTF]adam]

    Your name, Adam, gives you a desire to please and a friendly nature that could draw you into the sales field. <- no
     
    You appear quite confident outwardly, but you do suffer with lack of confidence at times and draw upon the support and encouragement of others. <- opposite, appear quiet and introverted but my self confidence shits on you, don't need others to affirm this for me.
     
    Although you desire to create harmony in your associations, you can be too candid in your expression, especially if you are challenged by others. <- i suppose?
     
    Then you can be quietly stubborn and resist taking advice. <- yes
     
    You want to be more expressive, diplomatic, and easy-going, but you feel the limitation in your communication with others and it creates frustration within you <- yes but it doesent frustrate me

    The name Adam creates the desire for harmony with others, but we point out that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others. <- i do alienate stupid people yes
     
    This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head. oh no! weak fluid systems.  .

this application is TERRIBLE.

[haunted]

    Your first name, Jesse, makes you independent, resourceful, practical, and patient.
     
    You could be inventive along scientific or technical lines.
     
    Although you are not naturally spontaneous in musical or artistic expression, you can develop technical proficiency along these lines.
     
    You are fussy about details and seek perfection in whatever you undertake.
     
    Being somewhat wilful and skeptical, you learn best through your own experiences and seek proof though facts.
     
    You work best alone, making your own decisions, and learning from your own experiences.
     
    Despite your loyalty to friends, your communication at times is stilted, too candid, and frank.

    The name Jesse creates the urge to be creative and original, but we point out that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details.
     
    This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses centring in the head, and in the stomach and intestinal organs.

[|iR|Focalor]

Your name, Focalor, causes you to be extremely well endowed in the area of genitalia. It's often a burden, as women are intimidated by it's enormous size. Your male colleagues sense that they are inferior to you in the penis department, and they cower in fear in the shadows of your massive appendage.

You excel at cunnilingus, as it is a dominant trait noticeably encoded into your DNA several times consecutively in each strand, making you a definite shoe-in for any and every pussy eating contest. Female liaisons are a constant occurrence, as your tongue seems to feature an almost magical gravitational force which attracts contact with premium well groomed trim unconsciously.

Although you are racist as hell, people of all races still find you irresistibly fascinating and they love and adore you unconditionally. In fact, you've been propositioned by Mexican couple recently to be godfather to their only son. You said yes because you plan on making him cut your grass when he gets old enough to use a mower.

Your ex-girlfriend was a useless whore. You probably should have shot the bitch in the head 5 times and dumped her body 40 miles off the coast of Savannah GA.

Your farts smell really awful. You should stop that shit. It's ruining the wallpaper.

Your woman is only with you for your money, but that's okay, because you're only with her for her big tits.

[ztev0]

ROFL

[Sgt. Dick]

Wow,

Foc, all this time we have been here, I never knew we had so much in common. 

[BitchBcool]

Name taken from the movie Pulp Fiction, Restaurant hold up scene...ahhh the classics.

[[BTF] Reflex]

  to the forums.

[bluemeanies]

...type of psychedelic mushrooms that grow all over south texas.

...and yes I have picked them growing out of cow shit. it's worth it!

[naymlis]

One night I was thinking of a nickname I could use and I was listening to Eyedea. I really liked his name and thought of one similar. I quickly came up with naymlis and it stuck.

RIP Eyedea

[adz1La]

i came across a site "what's in a name". you type in your name or screen name and it comes up with a description if it is in their databanks.  it describes nearly what i am really like i was amazed. as well as medical problems u may have. so say like mine for example, my name is steven but most call me steve or stevo, so you can do all 3 names. or say your name is micheal, you could do mick, mike ect

check it out http://www.kabalarians.com/cfm/whats-in-a-name.cfm

lol


Your first name of Stephen creates a serious, thoughtful nature, shrewd, efficient, and business-minded.
 
You are one to make your own decisions, and not be influenced by others.
 
You desire independence and freedom from the authority and interference of others.
 
You are not overly ambitious, preferring instead to seek stable, settled conditions which are adequate to meet your responsibilities.
 
You like to be your own boss and you are capable of handling responsibilities for others.
Although the name Stephen creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes a superior, interfering expression whose favorite expression is "I know." This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses or accidents to the head, worry and mental tension.

[ztev0]

i am not a ph i am a v, but anyways not sure if it makes a difference. stevo discribes me better than steven.

This name, when combined with the last name, can  cause health weaknesses in the fluid and nervous system.  <--- i found that more striking cause i do suffer from panic attacks and anxiety.

[|iR|Focalor]

I have picked them growing out of cow shit. it's worth it!

Yes it is. Got a few from the cow pasture this spring and dusted them off in my big pot of 2 year old geraniums on the back porch. Had shitloads of them CONSTANTLY growing in there. 'Twas a groovy summer all summer.

[erik]

One night I was thinking of a nickname I could use and I was listening to Eyedea. I really liked his name and thought of one similar. I quickly came up with naymlis and it stuck.

RIP Eyedea

Damn, I didn't know he had died!  I have an album or two somewhere...

[C69nc3R]

my name is obvious. Cancer is my star sign, 69 is the symbol for cancer and i was born on the 3rd of july, so i use the 3 as an E