Author Topic: Ye Religion Thread (Read 1058085 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #2295 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:46:22 PM »

Quote from: [BTF]Sigma on June 02, 2009, 07:26:58 AM

Who you gonna call? "Christ Crossers"

Sounds like a modified version of Jesus Christ Superstar that would only be performed in "certain" clubs in San Fransisco. Let it be noted that I am actually using the patented two finger wag as I type this to emphasize the quotes around the word "certain".

...even though the mention of San Fransisco makes it redundant.

Aw, Fuck it.

SOUNDS LIKE A FAG SHOW!

quadz · « **Reply #2296 on:** June 24, 2009, 05:08:49 AM »

So... as I ponder my upcoming dental appointment, I would like to point out that the mere existence of the Deep Scaling and Root Planing procedure, belies the possibility of "intelligent design."

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #2297 on:** June 24, 2009, 05:55:17 AM »

Quote from: quadz on June 24, 2009, 05:08:49 AM

So... as I ponder my upcoming dental appointment, I would like to point out that the mere existence of the Deep Scaling and Root Planing procedure, belies the possibility of "intelligent design."

Nah.... Just proves the existence of Satan to me

.

I feel for ya!!! Goo luck.....

Fortunately, I no longer have to worry about such things

AND my teeth are always pearly white......

QD

quadz · « **Reply #2298 on:** June 24, 2009, 09:11:27 PM »

Quote from: QuakeDuke on June 24, 2009, 05:55:17 AM

Nah.... Just proves the existence of Satan to me .

But of course, the 'existence' of Satan still constitutes a "GOD FAIL", as Epicurus pointed out in 300 BC:

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #2299 on:** June 24, 2009, 11:09:48 PM »

Quote from: quadz on June 24, 2009, 09:11:27 PM

Quote from: QuakeDuke on June 24, 2009, 05:55:17 AM
Nah.... Just proves the existence of Satan to me .

But of course, the 'existence' of Satan still constitutes a "GOD FAIL", as Epicurus pointed out in 300 BC:

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

Well, like you mentioned, that was 300 years before the arrival of Jesus Christ. At that point in time, the only way of actually talking to God was through a Jewish grand poo-bah who'd dip behind a curtain where he'd have tea and crumpets with Jehovah. After Jesus came and went, Jesus became the new intermediary between man and God. I would've loved to have seen Epicurius and Jesus have a nice formal townhall debate. For one, it'd be great to see someone to rape Jesus in a debate. For two, it'd be funny as hell to watch as Jesus used his holy telekinetic powers to change the other guys teleprompter to make him unknowingly say something like, "...and that, my friends, is why Jesus is not the Son of the one true God and I'm also a horsefucker."

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #2300 on:** June 25, 2009, 05:45:25 AM »

Quote from: quadz on June 24, 2009, 09:11:27 PM

Quote from: QuakeDuke on June 24, 2009, 05:55:17 AM
Nah.... Just proves the existence of Satan to me .

But of course, the 'existence' of Satan still constitutes a "GOD FAIL", as Epicurus pointed out in 300 BC:

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

Geeze.... All I was doing was making a joke..... I thought...

Oh well...

G'day...

QD

PANTONE 7717C · « **Reply #2301 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:36:35 AM »

Yin - Yang

quadz · « **Reply #2302 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:56:50 AM »

Quote from: QuakeDuke on June 25, 2009, 05:45:25 AM

Geeze.... All I was doing was making a joke..... I thought...

Oops, sorry....

Actually I kinda sensed you were joking, so i added the

in response. (That was supposed to be "with you", not "at you"...)

But I ended up replying to the 'satan' idea anyway, because, after all, it does seem to be a very common belief.

Regards,

deft · « **Reply #2303 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:55:15 PM »

http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/gods-we-dont-believe-in.jpg

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #2304 on:** June 26, 2009, 09:35:33 PM »

That list should be longer. They left off Amon, Azazel, Damballa, Tiw (maybe "Tu" instead???) Yog-Sothoth, and of course Focalor. Christians don't believe in me. And of course the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #2305 on:** July 04, 2009, 07:35:51 AM »

Quote from: quadz on June 24, 2009, 05:08:49 AM

So... as I ponder my upcoming dental appointment, I would like to point out that the mere existence of the Deep Scaling and Root Planing procedure, belies the possibility of "intelligent design."

A tiny bit more bacteria in the mouth and teeth would not survive.. tiny bit less and scaling would not be necessary.

Hell, in most valleys there aren't even teeth, but somewhere is probably one that is populated entirely with fluoride.

quadz · « **Reply #2306 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:39:36 PM »

Quote from: Eternity on July 16, 2009, 05:18:03 PM

I believe that many people simply hate God, and wish to do their own thing. They know he exists, but refuse to accept it. They simply hate...they feast on their hate and trying to deny their inner knowledge of God by pouring out blasphemous and slanderous speech and writings.... Oh well....

Do you hate Zeus?

If not, why not?

Quote from: Eternity on July 16, 2009, 05:18:03 PM

I wouldn't mind if God came right now....

Clean up, aisles four, five, six, and seven through twenty-three!

j/k

reaper · « **Reply #2307 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:07:11 PM »

What most people, the majority... believe god is, has nothing to do with zues, or any list of gods you're bringing up.

god is self evident to people, they can choose to dismiss the idea, although i'm not sure how wholeheartedly that dismisal is in most cases. it's not that people think there is a god, it's that god has so much evidence in his favor it's just self-evident to most people that god exists. like "you think there is a god therefore there is" makes good sense to me.

quadz · « **Reply #2308 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:33:55 PM »

Quote from: reaper on July 16, 2009, 09:07:11 PM

What most people, the majority... believe god is, has nothing to do with zues, or any list of gods you're bringing up.

Dogs don't know it's not bacon!!!!!!!!!

Er, i mean... Dammit reaper.

I asked about Zeus specifically to attempt to learn more about Eternity's speculation that people must "hate god". I wanted to know if Eternity feels hatred for Zeus. Or if maybe Eternity doesn't feel hatred for Zeus because he doesn't believe Zeus is real.

That is all.

Quote from: reaper on July 16, 2009, 09:07:11 PM

god has so much evidence in his favor

http://research.microsoft.com/apps/tools/tuva/index.html#data=4|0||||

Regards,

quadz

reaper · « **Reply #2309 on:** July 16, 2009, 10:41:57 PM »

Maybe many athiests hate god, because they weren't happy with the idea that god would create this world, so they come to the conclusion that god does not exist. Many athiests openly "pick sides", but to me it doesn't mean they 100% dont' believe in god, at least in my current understanding of the humans.

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