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Re: The Official 2016-2017 Football Thread
« Reply #75 on: September 25, 2016, 05:49:05 AM »
Wow, yeah that flop was stupid. I hope they have that kid run laps for days.

Nah, who needs to get drill sergeant'd to death is every last receiver for Georgia. Jacob Eason was doing a plenty fine job passing the ball, but NOBODY could catch jack shit. They need to drill those fuckers everyday in practice and tell them "You're gonna catch 80 consecutive passes. If you get to 73 and you drop one, you're starting over at 1 again. Don't give a fuck how tired you are, you ain't going home tonight until you get 80 in a row!" God damn, it was awful. Score was 24 to nothing not even halfway through the 2nd quarter. I stopped watching. And next week they get Tennessee at home. Probably more of the same. My cousin goes to Tennessee, I was thinking about inviting him down to go to the game with me. Fuck that shit, I ain't gonna sit there for 4 hours while he shit talks my team to death. :razzberry: I hope Georgia's AD didn't set a minimum goal for Kirby Smart of winning the SEC East or even having a 10 win season. Cuuuuuuz it ain't happenin'. They'll be doing lucky get out of this season with even 5 wins.

(*counts to 10) Anyway,...

Yeah, that dude bunny hopping around him like a 5 year old taunting his little sister. ::) Looked to me like the Florida player was simply doing a swatting gesture at him as if to say "Pfft, Fuck out my face, dude." Surely NCAA saw the replays that the rest of us did and they'll drop the ejection. Can't believe they didn't do a video replay. When they eject players for targeting, they always review video. They should review anything that might result in a player being ejected.
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Re: The Official 2016-2017 Football Thread
« Reply #76 on: September 25, 2016, 06:54:46 AM »
That flop was  :lolsign: and  :raincloud:

If they don't overturn the suspension it will be crazy and it will promote more of this bullshittery.

I know FLA was had bad field position many times in the game, but they went away from what was working for them in the first half.
They stopped throwing the ball down the field.  TN stacked the box and FLA ran 3 times and punted.
8 yards of offense in the 3rd quarter  :WTF:

TN got on a roll and FLA could not stop them, so I have to give some credit to TN and some credit to the FLA offensive play caller.
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Re: The Official 2016-2017 Football Thread
« Reply #77 on: September 25, 2016, 06:57:34 AM »
Auburn/LSU last 24 seconds -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0totb51VS0

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Re: The Official 2016-2017 Football Thread
« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2016, 07:01:10 AM »
Protesters plan to block entrances to Panthers' stadium - http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17632326/protesters-hope-block-entrances-carolina-panthers-stadium

I hope they get steamrolled like a DB get by OL on a screen play.
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Re: The Official 2016-2017 Football Thread
« Reply #79 on: September 25, 2016, 01:06:49 PM »
If we didn't have a "pre season" rankings then Florida state would've dropped even more. Preseason rankings gives a base value of what the good ol boys(AP and playoff committee) think. They like a pro style offense and a good defense. And they like the good ol boy programs(Alabama, Texas, USC, notre dame, Ohio state, Michigan, Tennessee, etc). Basically they're looking to rank the complete opposite of UNC haha. UNC does very well in the coaches poll relatively, possibly due to them placing stock in an extremely good qb with a really good offense in general. Idk. The only two teams that are above NC in offense statistically are Texas tech and Louisville.

Hah!! UNC drops in AP votes yet again after a win, but is now #23 on the coaches poll. I really don't care, but this may be the largest difference between AP and coaches rankings.
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« Reply #80 on: September 25, 2016, 02:28:08 PM »
Two head coaches fired today, most notably Les Miles:

http://www.si.com/college-football/2016/09/25/les-miles-lsu-head-coach-fired
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Re: The Official 2016-2017 Football Thread
« Reply #81 on: September 25, 2016, 02:49:27 PM »
Les Miles was on the hot seat last year, so he was really on a short leash this year.

2-2 and your gone  :raincloud:  I hate to see that happen, I think he was good for college football.

If his team was in the SEC East, he would still have his job.  The boosters ant titles and Alabama has owned the SEC for a while now.

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« Reply #82 on: September 25, 2016, 03:49:32 PM »
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« Reply #83 on: September 25, 2016, 04:09:28 PM »
Oh yeah, I saw it coming. Their expectations are super high. They fired him while he was still on top in one aspect: he's the most winning coach they've had beating saban' percent by a hair. But, they fired him 1 conference win from tying the school record.

So I haven't talked about UNC v. Pitt yet. Glance at the stats in the 2 screenshots I took from my phone(team possession, UNC's rushing yards, and UNC's passing and receiving yards). Holy shit, man. I cringe at NC in several areas but DAMN, they got a great qb and a great receiving group. Here's a video, I know y'all would have to be bored to watch it but check it out:


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Pitt is a good team. You'll see it against va tech and Miami.
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« Reply #84 on: September 25, 2016, 04:10:19 PM »
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« Reply #86 on: October 02, 2016, 02:54:13 AM »
Boy am I over Tennessee barely squeaking by.....
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« Reply #87 on: October 02, 2016, 10:54:33 AM »
Yeah that was biggest bunch of bullshit I ever saw. Tennessee damn well better do good enough to make it to the SEC Championship and BEAT Alabama, or least give them a close game, otherwise I'm gonna... probably just keep bitching about it, cuz what the fuck else can I do. I'm still in disbelief at the moment. I'll probably STILL be in disbelief about this game come bowl season. Shit.
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« Reply #88 on: October 02, 2016, 02:20:22 PM »
I hope so too but thats wishful thinking. Seeing them almost(should have) to app state and almost lose to Ohio sold it for me. The only convincing win they have is against VA tech! I know they ranked va tech 25th today, and yeah they're a decent team but they're trying to hype up match ups probably. #17 UNC takes on #25 va tech next weekend, and #10 Miami takes on #23 Florida state. If NC and Miami both win, which is very possible but I'm more confident in the 1st match up, then there's this epic game between them and potentially on college gameday.

But yeah, FSU lost to NC. NC should've beat them worse but at least they didn't blow it like they historically have against a good opponent. Two instances pissed me off so bad. One of which, 3rd and 8 NC is on the FSU 12 yd line. They get the 1st down but the refs spotted the ball incorrectly. UNC's coach DOESNT CHALLENGE!!!! Instead he goes for it on 4th and misses it! Damn I was pissed, and yeah after they missed it on 4th the announcers shared the replay stating what a mistake NC made by not challenging that. Haha

If you didn't see it, NC's qb picked FSU's secondary apart and NC's good running back duo did well. FSU came back then the nc kicker drained a 54 yard field goal, ran around and tomohawk chopped all the FSU fans. Lmao.
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« Reply #89 on: October 04, 2016, 12:30:28 PM »
I was in Middle GA visiting family when the GA/TN game was on.  My cousin is not a sports fan but he thought it was funny to see the faces of the TN fans when UGA scored with 10 seconds left and then to see the UGA fan's faces when TN scored with no time left.

Without the unsportsman like penalty that UGA got after the UGA TD, TN probably does not win that game.  If UGA did not have that penalty, they probably kick the ball in the end zone and TN has to start at the 25 yard line.

TN has been lucky as shit so far this year, just saying  :evilgrin:
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