Author Topic: The Hate Thread (Read 56922 times)

fdrjk · « **Reply #75 on:** August 27, 2012, 12:00:05 PM »

I hate flat soda.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #76 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:49:15 PM »

I hate Saturday Night Live. Funny left 20 years ago. Die already.

ex · « **Reply #77 on:** August 27, 2012, 10:53:41 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on August 27, 2012, 02:49:15 PM

I hate Saturday Night Live. Funny left 20 years ago. Die already.

It needs to heel over like MadTV did a few years back.

BTW, here's a good one: I HATE MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASJDFL;ASJDFKASL;FKL;AFL;ASFL;ASDJDFLSJA;LFJSDKLJF

fdrjk · « **Reply #78 on:** August 28, 2012, 04:02:18 AM »

I hate it when everything in my school is painted white so it looks like an insane asylum.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #79 on:** August 28, 2012, 10:42:17 AM »

There's a reason it looks like a loony bin. Children are not known for being the most rational intelligent members of society. Then again, don't think think of it exclusively as a mental institution. Think of it as training for your inevitable institutionalization and voluntary slavery within an office cubicle. America is the land of opportunity. And whether you succeed or fail in those many opportunities, the government still gets paid.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #80 on:** August 28, 2012, 05:36:16 PM »

Getting my credit card hacked

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #81 on:** August 28, 2012, 09:30:33 PM »

Never happened to me luckily. I did find out once that a crazy cunt I was dating stole my social security number, birth date, and drivers license number. She claimed that she copied it from something in order to be able to locate me while I was in jail. Her story was that sometimes people get moved to other jails by mistake or without notifying anyone and the only way she'd be able to track down where I might possibly be sent would be to have my social security number and birth date. Yeah, sounds like utter bullshit to me too. I've NEVER heard of such a thing. I dunno where she could have ever heard such a thing either, because she herself had been to county jail, state prison, and a county diversion center before, so anyone with that much experience on the inside would know that they use an inmate number to identify people and NOT social security numbers. Before I found it, I had been a little suspicious of her, so I was snooping around her room one afternoon and found all this info in her handwriting on a strip of paper in a very conspicuous little jewelry box on a high shelf where obviously she didn't think I'd ever come across it. Anyway, shortly thereafter, we broke up, at which point I went to the DMV and had a new ID made with a new number, I closed all my bank accounts and opened new ones with new account numbers and new PIN numbers. But when I went to have my social security number changed, I was denied the opportunity to do so unless I could prove that someone had stolen the info and actually USED it illegally. So the bitch STILL has my SS# and birthdate, and all I can do is sit here from now on wondering if she's still got it and will one day decide to use it, or even worse, give it to someone else to use so she can't be blamed for doing it to me.

I don't really think she will though. I think at this point she knows what a bad idea it would be to ever cross me. She won't ever be too hard to find.

Arm0r · « **Reply #82 on:** August 31, 2012, 11:23:45 AM »

I hate the long yawn of slow fucking days at work.

fdrjk · « **Reply #83 on:** August 31, 2012, 11:43:49 AM »

I hate Facebook.

haunted · « **Reply #84 on:** August 31, 2012, 12:56:51 PM »

facebook hates you.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #85 on:** August 31, 2012, 02:06:15 PM »

I hate the Olsen twins. Not both of them, just the... other one. Someone should kill one of them. I don't care which one. Pick one. Flip a god damn coin. I'm sick of always seeing those two cockteasing whores posed cheek to cheek with a look on their faces that half says "I'm a heroin junkie" and half says "I know you want me to lick her pussy".

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #86 on:** August 31, 2012, 05:56:55 PM »

ImperiusDamian · « **Reply #87 on:** September 05, 2012, 04:45:25 PM »

I hate hyperblasters. Nuff said.

mir^mortal · « **Reply #88 on:** September 17, 2012, 06:22:32 AM »

I hate humans! The useless fucken cunts and dicks, who can only fuck up the air with non-stopping farts and produce shit. Eat, laugh and shit, absolutely useless pieces of meat loitering the planet! Fucken humans! Fuck you! I hope you all die through the wars you start with each other and rot in hell!

Just kidding

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #89 on:** October 03, 2012, 09:52:41 PM »

I hate telemarketers. I swear to Britney fuckin' Spears Christ, I'm 2 seconds away from telling the phone company to take my landline and shove it up their pussies. No one I want to hear from ever calls me on my home phone, it's just a daily barrage of vulturous assholes who call me in the middle of shit hoping I'll be stupid enough to agree to pay them money for whatever the hell they're selling. If you're reading this and you work at some type of telemarketing call center, I hope your lungs become infected with gonorrhea and pus-filed sores and you choke to death on your own spit.

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