Author Topic: The Hate Thread (Read 56803 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #165 on:** November 05, 2014, 08:55:48 AM »

I hate the name Benedict Cumberbatch. I have no fucking idea who he is or what he's supposedly famous for, but the name alone lets me know that whatever it is, it has to suck giant elephant balls with a great big pair of monkey lips. The name just sounds so fucking pompous and snooty and shitty. You hear the name and you're instantly like... "I've never met the guy before, but I already know he's a fucking asshole." Sounds like the name of a random bratty little asshole that goes to some enormously expensive and exclusive private ivy league kindergarten. Or maybe it's the name of some gay homo pink sweater tied around his waist of khaki shorts with birkenstock sandals and a frosted tip bouffant hairdo interior decorator.

FUCK THAT GUY!

Yeah, we named our fuckin' kid Benedict Cumberbatch... because Chesterton Preston Wilcox-Fairbanks III was already taken.

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #166 on:** November 05, 2014, 12:28:41 PM »

I worked with a kid named Winston Tuttle III.

He knew he had a pompous name and believe me he didn't like it any more than anyone did hearing it. He was actually really cool about it. Most of us were making a big deal of it because it sounded so douchey but realized it's not fair to judge the guy based on his name.

Kind of like, "A boy named Sue". That shit will torment a kid and they grow up understanding that and making sure they don't come across that way.

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (heh, Carlton) was Khan in the last Star Trek movie, the voice of Smaug in The Hobbit, and Sherlock Holmes in the latest series. Mainly a British star but he's recent;y rose to stardom.

From what's out there he doesn't seem like a douche.....it's only limited to his name.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #167 on:** February 24, 2015, 12:09:44 AM »

I hate the Oscars.

Fuck Hollywood and all these stupid idiots that comprise it barfing forth their stupid comments that stupid people listen to.

Patricia Arquette... I think her stupid kid made a comment concerning her oscar win - something to the effect of "It's been a long time coming." Really? Is that a fucking joke? That's gotta be a joke. Because let's actually take a look at the shit she's been in in the past. One of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels. Oooooh yeah, that shit deserved an oscar. *masturbatorial gesture* An episode of Tales from the Crypt... not even a good one. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

And if that wasn't bad enough, fatty Patty Arquette has to stand up there and admonish a bunch of women to keep fighting for womens rights and womens equal pay. If she's not getting paid as much as someone else, it's because she's a shitty actress, plain and simple. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

And John Legend (whoever the fuck he is, never heard of him, fuck him either way) makes the positively BRILLIANT comment that there are more black people incarcerated now than were slaves back in the day. So I suppose he's trying to tell us all that there's secret groups of racist people herding blacks into box trucks and dropping them off at the prisons and then the prison guards are locking them in. Either that or he's saying it's some huge conspiracy where a bunch of innocent blacks are being railroaded in sham trials and getting sentenced to prison time for shit they didn't do. It's a crime, I know. No, the real crime is... whatever the fuck they did to land there, duh. Sick and fucking tired of famous black people who THINK they're educated trying to inform others about some perceived injustice with the way that blacks makeup the majority of prison populations. Nobody gives a fuck what color they are except black people. Black, white, brown, green with purple polka dots, it doesn't matter to a judge or the people running the prison. They do their fucking jobs, and that's all they do. They aren't gonna go above and beyond their job description in order to put anyone there. You do a crime, you get caught, they deal with you, period. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

And I don't even WATCH the fuckin' Oscars. But lucky me, the news media does it for me and rapes my eyeballs with it the next few days. And if that doesn't annoy me enough, then my ma has to blow up my phone calling me to bitch and gossip about this dumb shit. I swear, I'm seriously considering pulling my dick out in the middle of a family reunion and pissing in the green beans just to royally piss her off and make her hate me to the point that she'll finally stop calling me every other day to blab about such unimportant garbage.

NNNNYAAAAGHHGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #168 on:** February 05, 2017, 08:33:37 PM »

I still hate the Atlanta Falcons. And team owner Arthur Blank still looks like a homosexual french maitre de.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #169 on:** February 06, 2017, 03:15:00 PM »

Brady, Bellachick, and the Pats

ImperiusDamian · « **Reply #170 on:** February 09, 2017, 07:19:06 PM »

I hate EVERYBODY. Everybody can just go and suck a bag of dicks. Except Kirsten Dunst. Who can suck mine, for days.

haunted · « **Reply #171 on:** February 09, 2017, 11:08:54 PM »

Kirsten dunst is from 90s teen movies bro. Why her? I hate that you made that choice. I hate Grayson Allen and the Duke Basketball team. I hate going to the dentist. I hate a lot of things.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #172 on:** February 10, 2017, 07:29:12 PM »

I hate that Kirsten Dunst's parents were probably dyslexic and probably really meant to name her Kristen.

yahoo · « **Reply #173 on:** February 10, 2017, 09:12:00 PM »

or the one who wrote the birth documents did a typo

and without any makeup and fancy cam effects ---> http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kirsten-dunst-without-makeup-2.jpg?x44959

ImperiusDamian · « **Reply #174 on:** March 10, 2017, 09:41:42 AM »

Quote from: yahoo on February 10, 2017, 09:12:00 PM

or the one who wrote the birth documents did a typo

and without any makeup and fancy cam effects ---> http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kirsten-dunst-without-makeup-2.jpg?x44959

Still a fuckin goddess.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #175 on:** April 23, 2017, 12:52:27 PM »

I hate this URL.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/acrost

I hate the word "acrost". It's such horrible fucking grammar and dialect. Where the fuck did people learn this word? Because when I was in school, at NO POINT did any of my teachers ever use the word "acrost", it was ALWAYS "across". And when I was growing up, no one else I ever knew used that word either. It wasn't until I got out of high school that I started bumping into the rare person in the world who would use it. I had an ex-girlfriend that would use that word and it would drive me fucking bonkers when she did. Because I was in love with this person, and I didn't want to think of them as being a fucking retarded idiot. And no matter how much I love anyone or how highly I regard them, when that one little word comes out their mouth, that little voice in my brain starts shouting, "Listen to that shit! What a fucking moron! Can you believe this shit!?! HAHA What a dumbass!"

And now to find out that it's been added to the fucking dictionary... ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?! That only serves to legitimize it's use and perpetuate the stupidity inherent in it's usage.

haunted · « **Reply #176 on:** November 08, 2017, 09:57:59 PM »

I hate when people call me "boss". I hate when I witness others call someone boss. I hate when people refer to others as hoss, partially due to it rhyming with boss.

It is my pet peeve. I don't fucking like it. I hate it. I correct people all the time at work. STFU.

The worst is when someone uses "boss" in the 3rd person talking about you or someone. "Well I asked boss this, and boss said ... so I was like cmon boss!!"

Fuck you to all that say Boss. I hate you.

haunted · « **Reply #177 on:** November 09, 2017, 10:59:07 AM »

Got called boss twice today so far. New hire at work and the cashier at 7/11. I'm leaving for the next job today and I'm sure the toll booth guy or the hotel front desk will get me as well.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #178 on:** November 10, 2017, 05:40:46 AM »

It must be the aura you project.

ImperiusDamian · « **Reply #179 on:** November 11, 2017, 07:34:19 AM »

I hate being hung over.

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