Author Topic: 100 things you learned from quake 2 (Read 20513 times)

Zeppelin · « **Reply #30 on:** February 11, 2012, 03:52:26 PM »

62.) Stroggs are newbies!

EDIT: didnt see yours, Arm0r

Arm0r · « **Reply #31 on:** February 11, 2012, 04:02:55 PM »

Quote from: Zeppelin on February 11, 2012, 03:52:26 PM

62.) you can not see your feet when looking down.

Quote from: Arm0r on February 11, 2012, 01:34:53 PM

58.) No matter how hard a space marine may try, they just can't seem to find their feet.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #32 on:** February 11, 2012, 04:05:12 PM »

63.) A space marine is not allowed to blink or change his facial expression lest the enemy think you are a pussy.

64.) An enemy combatant may miss you all day everyday, but will usually hit you with every single last damned grenade fired from a grenade launcher, which oddly enough is the hardest weapon to make direct hits with. This is especially true if your name is Focalor.

fdrjk · « **Reply #33 on:** February 11, 2012, 04:16:28 PM »

65.) The space navy salute consists of holding one's crotch in the direction of your enemy.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #34 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:15:18 PM »

66.) Cows are often found in herds.

EXTERMINADER · « **Reply #35 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:59:38 PM »

67. You can't fly without a jet pack, but you sometimes float indefinitely when you're dead.

68. Invulnerability is next to Godliness, unless you stumble into a trap. IS TRAPS!

69. When a player says "Quake 2 is dying", the proper response is "Yeah, for 14+ years now".

EX

fdrjk · « **Reply #36 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:04:17 PM »

70.) A space marine can have 5 or more other space marines on their head and still remain standing casually.

quadz · « **Reply #37 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:05:51 PM »

71.) A Space Marine can maintain balance while running along even the most razor-thin of ledges.

72.) In the future, walls may occasionally hold you motionless for several seconds, before flinging your body violently to the ground.

fdrjk · « **Reply #38 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:09:35 PM »

73.) Using ancient X-ray technology that makes you see the enemy through walls will get you dishonorably discharged.

Arm0r · « **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:40:52 PM »

74.) The god known as R1ch keeps the space marines in order. Only through his glory can we all be saved and deemed legit.

Acer · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:55:42 PM »

75.) Time flies when you're kicking ass.

Zeppelin · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2012, 06:56:47 PM »

76.) When you die your body becomes like a sheet of paper.

EXTERMINADER · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:08:40 PM »

77.) I'd rather go to bed with "Quake neck" than wake up with a stiff neck.

fdrjk · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:14:47 PM »

78.) Battlefields can range from shopping malls to museums and classrooms. In the navy's eyes, they're all fit for shooting shit.

79.) Turning to the left or right a little propels you an extra 10 mph.

fdrjk · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2012, 07:19:24 PM »

80.) Space marines don't have to reload, they just have to step on some loose ammo they find lying around in random places and they're good to go.

Author Topic: 100 things you learned from quake 2 (Read 20513 times)

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