Author Topic: 100 things you learned from quake 2 (Read 19295 times)

ImperiusDamian · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2012, 01:42:15 PM »

40.) Space Marines can look like ANYTHING. Male, female, Eric Cartman, Homer Simpson, a big black and white cow, a Lemming...

Zeppelin · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2012, 02:00:32 PM »

40.) You can soak your feet in the lava and run/jump after that.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:43:58 PM »

41.) Crackwhores in Quake2 do not look like the crackwhores in the ghetto.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:47:28 PM »

42.) A Space Marine's pants are magical and can store 10 different guns twice the size of the individual.

ImperiusDamian · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:47:44 PM »

43.) You can look straight up and right around you in two seconds flat without cracking your neck.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #20 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:53:32 PM »

44.) It is not permissible to jump upwards without saying "HU!"

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #21 on:** February 10, 2012, 04:55:52 PM »

45.) Babies are not birthed vaginally. Humans are produced as full-grown adults by stop sign shaped plates installed in the floor.

adz1La · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2012, 05:17:40 PM »

46.) When going against inferior opponents, you can hide on the roof

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #23 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:11:27 PM »

47.) The height and distance you can jump is based on how fast your eyes see things.
48.) It's amazingly easy to change the fundamentals of your universe with nothing more then a SDK.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2012, 03:49:20 AM »

49) As per military regulation 1564.4-t all bandoliers must contain exactly 50 bullets and 10 shells before being stowed away for storage.

50) Grenades come in giant green balls painted to look like a larger grenade.

Acer · « **Reply #25 on:** February 11, 2012, 11:39:45 AM »

51.) A Space Marine is so badass he doesn't just fall into the lava like a stumbling idiot, he does backflips.
52.) Some of the senior Space Marines are so conservative they refuse to set foot in unknown territory even after all these years.
53.) Wishing someone to "goto hell" will teleport you there immediately. Be careful with that.
54.) Some people claim that fragz aint skillz, however the Space Marines regard those people as rubbish.
55.) Ever been tempted to smack that fly you always see on the wall? - Don't do it! It will be the last thing you do for it happens to be an almighty entity.
56.) The closer you get to objects the blurrier they appear...

ImperiusDamian · « **Reply #26 on:** February 11, 2012, 11:43:53 AM »

57.) You can carry a weapon as big as yourself as well as wearing full-body metal armour, and yet still pull off jumps and acrobatics that would make a gymnast envious.

Arm0r · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2012, 01:34:53 PM »

58.) No matter how hard a space marine may try, they just can't seem to find their feet.

The Dreaming Dragon · « **Reply #28 on:** February 11, 2012, 01:48:06 PM »

When you pierce the Walls of Reality...you see lots of Orange!

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #29 on:** February 11, 2012, 02:25:33 PM »

60.) A single marine can take down an entire alien planet's defenses and their leader while a whole squad can't even land on the ground without dying.

61.) Hand to hand combat doesn't exist in the future.

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