Naders

[V!RaL]

ROFL!

This idiot comes on here to talk shit about my play against someone else in a completely friendly match, because he has fuckall of his own to brag about, and because everyone calls him out on his fraudulent claims that he used to be some awesome rails player for YEARS, a claim for which he can provide no proof.


I'm pretty sure I've lost all of one actual match to Crow so I know exactly which occasion Vital is talking about.
I'm not afraid to admit that I can lose, and at the time I thought it was pretty hilarious that Vital came running as soon as he saw me on a server just to spec and have something to gossip about in the game he says he quit playing.


The best part is, it was a late night rematch on crow's mapchoice after I twiddled around with him on rage and won after playing with like no aggression at all, and while he knew I was very very plastered and just having a good time.

Yes I was at home playing. Yes I had sound and a decent netgraph at the time, and yes I was missing a lot of shots and crow beat me. It was fun regardless, and I got some practice in at a mod I can almost never find the time to play, and at which I lose most of the matches I play.


I have nothing but respect for newer players like crow who ask me to come play against them for fun and practice, and I have nothing but disdain for idiots like Vital who think every duel match in this game is some sort of dick measuring contest for everyone involved, even if they're just sitting in spec and talking in mm1.

You just proved my point you dickface. Why do you gotta bring up dumbshit you know nothing about, but when someone does it to you, you rage up a shit storm? Hmm? I don't need proof, I've never claimed to you in specific about my railing abilities that I used to have. Real knows about them, I know, Who the fuck else cares? And no, I don't have to talk shit to try and hide the fact that you're not believing how good I was and/or wasn't, Because frankly, I don't give a flying fuck.  and friendly or not, What's it matter? Every single match I play is friendly, Or else what'd be the point? Even when I play Vae I say glhf and gg. Smiley binds when he gets good frags, Sportsmanship > e-penis. And, When I showed up, It was because of crow, I even tried giving you advice on how to interpret sounds easier, But you bailed as soon as you lost. I was attempting to be friendly. As amazingly awesome quake2 IS, at the end of the game it's just a game. Because I feed your idiot troll fires, That makes me another VaeVictis that takes q2 over life? No thanks! I just think you trolls are incredibly stupid and I amuse myself by pissing you off. Take the effort you put into being the allmighty cunt of tastyspleen and put it into something productive, like fucking fish in the mouth, We all seen that pic.. That fucking look you gave that fish, Hey I don't judge, What you do is your issue, but there are better fish smelling things to stick your dick in dog, Take your mom for example.

thats a mighty big wall of text from some one who doesnt care 

=o LOLIMMAD

Yeah it is, because I can make a big wall about stupid shit just like the one I'm doing now, It doesn't have to mean that I really give a flying fuck, Sometimes you don't have anything better to do, Like I said I enjoy pissing you off and seeing you flip the fuck out, What you think it takes effort to type out stupid shit? you're the master of that vae, you should know by now, no it does not, It takes no wit, no effort, No feeling, No anything, Just talking like a complete fucking retard for 2 minutes. Except when you do it it goes on for hours but hey tomatoes tamatoes, Same shit, You're still fucked in the head and need to get laid, And Dervish STILL wants to mouth fuck that fish, I wish I remembered what thread it was on so I could post it here as a reminder to how fucking pedo he looks. But hey it's all gravy in the navy, You guys are allowed to be completely fucked in the head and creepy, Not my job to judge, I just choose to fuck with you, Is that so wrong? if so: Who the fuck cares, I'm white bitch! Ya'll need to take a step outside the house, get high, get drunk, drive a car, do something.. shit go fuck a goat what do I care, I'm gonna repeat myself because I think it's needed.learn to play life[/color]

who is getting pissed off here? i type one line, you type a wall, i just think its funny how much time you waste replying while saying you dont care

I'll do it again too, taking 2 minutes out of my time to type a bunch of bullshit is no inconvenience to me, You maybe missed the point of me saying it takes no effort, How you don't know that I've got no idea because that's all you do is say stupid shit all the time, I can randomly write a wall of text even if no one said anything and it's just completely random. What's that mean? It means I've got nothing better to do, If anyone wastes time it's you, Erica won't sleep with you, give up, You'll never be touched by the opposite gender, and I seriously doubt any guys would want you either, You'll never be pro at quake, you'll never learn to talk shit, you'll never learn to make friends, you'll never learn to function properly in society, I can rant on and on and on for hours if I wanted to, You'd have to deal with 8 pages with walls of text if I did, What's your point? There is none, People come here to type, Right? if not what the fuck would be the point, really, It's not like it's a big job to type when you already should know where all the keys are, I can type with my eyes closed, and using language that you most likely learned in grade 2, Yeah that's real labor vae, haha I'M SO EXHAUSTED, btw yes I'm just being a stupid dick. I usually do. Why? Because I fucking can.

hm... where to start with your idiocy

I have friends, most just dont play quake, you see i have what you call REAL friends, try and get some for yourself some day

Erica is a friend of mine, I'm wasting my time talking to some one whose company i enjoy? you need to learn that men can actually talk to women, and that women are NOT just weird creatures you pay to suck you off

Ill never be pro at quake... maybe true, maybe not time will tell, but if all else fails, ill settle with way out of your league, already accomplished that

Ill never learn to talk shit...? obviously i can talk shit, because you get pissed enough you feel you have to defend yourself, and then you lose HORRIBLY, there is even threads about it

You are being a stupid dick, and thank you for finally admitting you're stupid i even used the right you're just for you, i do know the difference, its just funny to watch your stupid ass rage over it and think it has an impact on me

Hope this post is broken down enough so that your simple mind can understand that you epically fail at insulting people

oh and two minutes? i bet you sat there and thought out that post for 30 minutes, but no matter how long it was, thats still time of your life that you wasted failing to insult me and you will never get it back  GGs kid

LOLIMMAD =o.

[peewee_RotA]

^^^ Quote Jenga Fail, Fail ^^^

[|iR|Focalor]

you see i have what you call REAL friends

No. You don't.

[Whirlingdervish]

I can rant on and on and on for hours if I wanted to, You'd have to deal with 8 pages with walls of text if I did, What's your point? There is none, People come here to type, Right?

The differences between your walls of text and those of others are pretty simple.

Yours are fucking nonsense written by a barely literate canadian teenager who is incredibly butthurt, while those of others around here tend to make sense and have a point and/or direction.

The incoherent bullshit that you regularly write on this forum is about as valuable to this community as the dumb shit that coldflo used to post.
In case you're too newjack to know who that is, let's just settle with saying that you should STFU and go back to w/e poorman's MMO you supposedly play now that you've "quit" q2.

If your e-rep wasn't on the line you wouldn't be <snip> stuttering out what you think are insulting phrases peppered with wiggerisms.

[haunted]

so i guess the tdm community wants to rival the past jumpmod community for repeatedly posting stupid shit. that's great.

[VaeVictis]

so i guess the tdm community wants to rival the past jumpmod community for repeatedly posting stupid shit. that's great.

idk if id lump vital in the tdm community, he "quit" playing tdm like 10 times now and hes supposedly oh so pro at instagib (which he fails at) 

[V!RaL]

I can rant on and on and on for hours if I wanted to, You'd have to deal with 8 pages with walls of text if I did, What's your point? There is none, People come here to type, Right?

The differences between your walls of text and those of others are pretty simple.

Yours are fucking nonsense written by a barely literate canadian teenager who is incredibly butthurt, while those of others around here tend to make sense and have a point and/or direction.

The incoherent bullshit that you regularly write on this forum is about as valuable to this community as the dumb shit that coldflo used to post.
In case you're too newjack to know who that is, let's just settle with saying that you should STFU and go back to w/e poorman's MMO you supposedly play now that you've "quit" q2.

If your e-rep wasn't on the line you wouldn't be <snip> stuttering out what you think are insulting phrases peppered with wiggerisms.

yes, They make no sense and consist of me talking stupid shit, I think I stated that. That's the point of writing them. I didn't quit q2, For the hundredth time, I barely play. Glad to know you think so much of me dervish, I love you too. What do you say we hop on out of these forums and go grab a taco. <33 Vae, I beat one of your instagib partners for that tournament shit or w/e, 17-5 in a 5 minute match with 137% packet loss. Instagib isn't my game anymore, It's too slow, I can still rape you at it.

[Whirlingdervish]

Vae, I beat one of your instagib partners for that tournament shit or w/e, 17-5 in a 5 minute match with 137% packet loss. Instagib isn't my game anymore, It's too slow, I can still rape you at it.

oh sooo much fun in that post!

* you beat someone else and you're talking shit about it to vae like it means anything about him.

* you somehow lost 37% more packets than you sent.

* you dont get that anyone playing a 5 minute match of instagib is obviously just dicking around

* you can't rape vae at a "quicker" mod and you aren't smart enough to play a slow one

* Instagib was probably never your game, even though you claim otherwise.

* you keep talking about tacos like I should be offended by references to mexican cuisine or something, yet I'm from the midwest..

[VaeVictis]

I can rant on and on and on for hours if I wanted to, You'd have to deal with 8 pages with walls of text if I did, What's your point? There is none, People come here to type, Right?

The differences between your walls of text and those of others are pretty simple.

Yours are fucking nonsense written by a barely literate canadian teenager who is incredibly butthurt, while those of others around here tend to make sense and have a point and/or direction.

The incoherent bullshit that you regularly write on this forum is about as valuable to this community as the dumb shit that coldflo used to post.
In case you're too newjack to know who that is, let's just settle with saying that you should STFU and go back to w/e poorman's MMO you supposedly play now that you've "quit" q2.

If your e-rep wasn't on the line you wouldn't be <snip> stuttering out what you think are insulting phrases peppered with wiggerisms.

yes, They make no sense and consist of me talking stupid shit, I think I stated that. That's the point of writing them. I didn't quit q2, For the hundredth time, I barely play. Glad to know you think so much of me dervish, I love you too. What do you say we hop on out of these forums and go grab a taco. <33 Vae, I beat one of your instagib partners for that tournament shit or w/e, 17-5 in a 5 minute match with 137% packet loss. Instagib isn't my game anymore, It's too slow, I can still rape you at it.

your rail is as sad as anything forget the time i joined the railz server just about the only time you were on it, was about 10 frags ahead of you in a short amount of time almost at the frag limit when r1q2 froze, by the time i got the program closed and reconnected you still hadnt caught up to my score lol

then you still go bragging about your rail... but when we play a rail heavy map that i know you play plenty of and you lose pretty hard to me, you bitch about the map... im sure some one can find quotes of you when you were still on dial up saying youd play me on any server any map and beat me easily once you were on dsl

why do you even try to talk shit on me?

[V!RaL]

I can rant on and on and on for hours if I wanted to, You'd have to deal with 8 pages with walls of text if I did, What's your point? There is none, People come here to type, Right?

The differences between your walls of text and those of others are pretty simple.

Yours are fucking nonsense written by a barely literate canadian teenager who is incredibly butthurt, while those of others around here tend to make sense and have a point and/or direction.

The incoherent bullshit that you regularly write on this forum is about as valuable to this community as the dumb shit that coldflo used to post.
In case you're too newjack to know who that is, let's just settle with saying that you should STFU and go back to w/e poorman's MMO you supposedly play now that you've "quit" q2.

If your e-rep wasn't on the line you wouldn't be <snip> stuttering out what you think are insulting phrases peppered with wiggerisms.

yes, They make no sense and consist of me talking stupid shit, I think I stated that. That's the point of writing them. I didn't quit q2, For the hundredth time, I barely play. Glad to know you think so much of me dervish, I love you too. What do you say we hop on out of these forums and go grab a taco. <33 Vae, I beat one of your instagib partners for that tournament shit or w/e, 17-5 in a 5 minute match with 137% packet loss. Instagib isn't my game anymore, It's too slow, I can still rape you at it.

your rail is as sad as anything forget the time i joined the railz server just about the only time you were on it, was about 10 frags ahead of you in a short amount of time almost at the frag limit when r1q2 froze, by the time i got the program closed and reconnected you still hadnt caught up to my score lol

then you still go bragging about your rail... but when we play a rail heavy map that i know you play plenty of and you lose pretty hard to me, you bitch about the map... im sure some one can find quotes of you when you were still on dial up saying youd play me on any server any map and beat me easily once you were on dsl

why do you even try to talk shit on me?

The time me and uh, I think alpha was on server talking the entire time, You were like 5 ahead of me when you did time out even though I wasn't playing.

[V!RaL]

Vae, I beat one of your instagib partners for that tournament shit or w/e, 17-5 in a 5 minute match with 137% packet loss. Instagib isn't my game anymore, It's too slow, I can still rape you at it.

oh sooo much fun in that post!

* you beat someone else and you're talking shit about it to vae like it means anything about him.

* you somehow lost 37% more packets than you sent.

* you dont get that anyone playing a 5 minute match of instagib is obviously just dicking around

* you can't rape vae at a "quicker" mod and you aren't smart enough to play a slow one

* Instagib was probably never your game, even though you claim otherwise.

* you keep talking about tacos like I should be offended by references to mexican cuisine or something, yet I'm from the midwest..

Dervish. You completely miss the point of everything I say. I do not give a fuck what you think about me, Is kinda what I try and get at. Go suck a taco, you fish pedo.

[peewee_RotA]

Go suck a taco, you fish pedo.

I've got to be honest. I think that everyone misses the point of that comment. 

[Whirlingdervish]

Go suck a taco, you fish pedo.

I've got to be honest. I think that everyone misses the point of that comment.

I think your answer is here:

talking stupid shit

He's now claiming that he just writes stupid meaningless posts for the sake of "talking stupid shit".
To me, that sounds like a not-so-crafty way of trying to disguise the fact that he is incapable of writing or talking in a form that isn't "stupid shit".

It's like claiming that you're just pretending to be retarded for some nonsensical or comedic purpose, when in fact you really are just retarded and ashamed of it.

 

[|iR|Focalor]

Actually I think the "fish pedo" remark is regards to bonz comment about Derv's pic where he's holding up a stringer of 3 or 4 catfish with a shit eating grin on his face. I'd probably have the same look on my face too after hauling home that many eaters. Them sumbitches are good fried up with some beer batter and montreal steak seasoning. I don't know what the "suck a taco" thing is about though.

[Slayer :D]

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