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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles
« on: March 23, 2010, 10:57:00 AM »
Cows are the fastest animal on the planet. They have been clocked at 120ft per second. When dropped from a helicopter.  :evilgrin:

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xatrix / Re: MoOoOoO!
« on: March 17, 2010, 10:30:42 AM »

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Discussion / Re: Cow And Penguin 12v12 match?
« on: March 16, 2010, 09:05:18 AM »
  :lolsign: I'm in. Definitely record it and post on YouTube. I bet it makes it to "top video" and would be great advertisement for Tastyspleen.

We will all get our 15 minutes of fame. You should hire the "Jehar" Production Company Ltd to insure it's done right.  :yessign:

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Discussion / Re: What State you from?
« on: March 15, 2010, 12:50:51 PM »
With all the pollution, how do you guys still have the balls to call yourselves "The Garden State"? :lolsign:

http://www.app.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2010100310056


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xatrix / Re: MoOoOoO!
« on: March 15, 2010, 12:24:28 PM »
Oh no! The mad cow disease has taken full control of you too! There is no know cure. Focalor is working on a vaccine, but so far, it just gets you really high. I drink a glass of penguin blood daily to try and keep it under control. It has some strange side effects and you probably should not drink it if you are pregnant.  :help:

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/dev/random / Re: What's Up with Toyota?
« on: March 11, 2010, 12:24:25 PM »
Just got off the phone with my 92 year old mother. Once a week she goes to an exercise rehab place to help her walk better. This morning, one hour before she arrived, a Toyota lost control and crashed through the front window of the rehab place. No one was hurt and the driver said the gas peddle stuck.  Now my mother is afraid to go out anywhere and she is worried about me driving to work everyday. LOL

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/dev/random / Re: Quit smoking.
« on: March 10, 2010, 09:14:31 AM »
I'm attempting to quit smoking again today. I quit for probably a month or two late last year. I'd see someone on TV or in public lighting up and think to myself, "Damn, I bet that tastes like fucking immortal heaven." When I started back, I noticed exactly how shitty cigarettes really tasted. Especially Camels. I switched Marlboro's and they didn't taste nearly as bad. I worked my way down to Marlboro Lights. The past 2 cartons I bought were Ultra Lights, which is like smoking air. Just finished my last one a few minutes ago with a cup of coffee. I went yesterday and got a tin of these Camel Snus spitless snuff pouches. They're like the Skoal Bandit pouches, only you don't have to spit.

My worst problem with quitting smoking isn't necessarily the act of smoking itself, its more the withdrawal which manifests itself in the form of MASSIVE mood swings and agitation. If I don't get any nicotine for 12 to 24 hours, I start getting pissed off very very easily. Someone can ask me a question about some little something and I'll jump their shit with an attitude like I'm ready to fist fight. That's where the spitless snuff comes in. If I feel myself starting to get a little pissed, I'll pop one in. You're supposed to spit it out after 30 minutes or less, but I'll usually kinda chew on it for an hour or more until it starts to break open.

I dunno. It seemed to help last time. We'll see. So if I seem a little more vulgar and confrontational than usual in the next few days, it's not me, it's the lack-o-tobacco.



Just don't take it out on the cows. Their your friends.  :evilgrin:

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xatrix / Re: Cows on the Xatrix server
« on: March 05, 2010, 11:03:52 AM »
hehehehe :grinelectric:

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xatrix / Re: Cows on the Xatrix server
« on: February 24, 2010, 07:29:17 AM »
hahahahahahaha  :lolsign: :lolsign: :lolsign:

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Quake 2 on blackberry!
« on: February 05, 2010, 08:11:27 AM »
Heeey, the honeymoon is over, the herd misses you, get your ass back on the servers!   ;D

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Trouble Shooting / Re: anticheat
« on: January 08, 2010, 08:22:42 AM »
Heeeeyyyy,

I'm trying to start using R1Q2 anticheat but it won't let me change the FOV to 100 or 120. Any way to do that? It lets you go 90 or lower with no problem.
You may be playing on a Force FOV server which doesn't allow you to set the FOV. Neither R1Q2 nor anticheat restrict FOV, although anticheat can be configured to restrict FOV at admins discretion.

My mistake. On my old set up, when at the default (fov 90) you would see the hand holding the gun. When I changed the FOV to 100 or 120, the hand/gun went away. Now the hand/gun stay, so I thought the FOV change wasn't working. Now I just have to change the hand to "center" to make it go away.

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Trouble Shooting / Re: anticheat
« on: January 06, 2010, 11:13:00 AM »
Heeeeyyyy,

I'm trying to start using R1Q2 anticheat but it won't let me change the FOV to 100 or 120. Any way to do that? It lets you go 90 or lower with no problem.

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?
« on: December 20, 2009, 11:51:54 AM »
Diggin out.

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Jokes / Re: JOKES
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:38:37 AM »
Quadz has a party to celebrate the end of Focalor’s wait on death row. Muleskinner comes staggering out of the bathroom and slurs “hey Quadzzz where did ya get the green toilet paper that says “fuck you”? Quadz says: I don’t have green toilet paper that says fuck you. Mule says “oh shit, I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot.”
 :evilgrin:

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