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Messages - Waffle Whiffer

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/dev/random / Re: Cat's away
« on: January 05, 2007, 09:28:24 AM »
Time for the cows to run amuck! amuck amuck amuck

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tastyspleen.net / Re: dodge bots galore
« on: January 05, 2007, 09:24:28 AM »
How much for this Dodge Bot? I must have one. Do you have it in cow sizes?

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Quake / Re: The ultimate human ladder!
« on: January 02, 2007, 09:00:51 AM »
If ya didn't do it yet, I'm in.

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner
« on: December 30, 2006, 02:59:26 PM »
The world would be a better place if people would just tell more cow jokes. :D

What do cows like to dance to?
Moosic!

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!

What's a cows favorite vegetable?
A cowat!

What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner
« on: December 29, 2006, 09:06:34 PM »
 :lolsign:
 
What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!


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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread
« on: November 29, 2006, 01:17:26 PM »
QuakeDuke! I may be wrong, but I think we were just insulted.  :humm:

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread
« on: November 29, 2006, 11:21:33 AM »
Warning! The following statements are from someone who thinks he is a cow.

Science proves that there may be a God!  :ubershock:

Science supports the theory that the universe was created (from the Big Bang). We still don

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/dev/random / Re: What is your hell?
« on: November 08, 2006, 01:28:47 PM »
Hilary is Satan and Pelosi is her minion! So hell must be wherever they are.

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/dev/random / Re: Mmmm YUMMAH!
« on: November 07, 2006, 01:05:57 PM »
I said "Whopper with cheese!" not "Whopper weed cheese!" :evilking: :lolsign:

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/dev/random / Re: What is your hell?
« on: November 07, 2006, 08:52:40 AM »
No icecream! :ubershock:

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/dev/random / Re: Norwegin golf!
« on: October 30, 2006, 10:14:12 AM »
This is a game me and my buddys play its awesome, there is a link to show you the game, ours is built a little different then they have built it.Nothing like tossing a bolo like object while drinking beers.And you could take out a squirell if your lucky!They call it monkey bar golf or something, buts its really Norwigen golf.



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Quake / Re: TS500 3
« on: October 30, 2006, 09:27:35 AM »
Sunday nights are good for me.  :oksign:

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/dev/random / Re: Why dogs are better then cats.
« on: October 20, 2006, 09:58:25 AM »
I have 1 dog, 5 cats and 1 horse.

The smell of 3 cats = the smell of 1 dog.

The smell of 5 cats + 1 dog = the smell of 1 horse.

Not sure how many cats and dogs you have to have to eat as much as a horse, but I don't want to find out.

P.S. The horse is going away soon to become a police horse in Newark, NJ.. (I'm so proud.)


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/dev/random / Re: Olders playing vid games
« on: October 19, 2006, 08:09:54 AM »
 :bigcry: I'm 51 and running arround mooing in a cow suit all the time. What the hell is wrong with me? I guess I should go see a shrink.   :lolsign: I am having fun though and that's what counts.

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/dev/random / Re: Will Humans Finaly Destroy The Earth?
« on: October 12, 2006, 10:25:06 AM »
I predict, that in 2008, all the Liberals heads will explode releasing high amounts of propane into the air. The nations of the world will be affraid to fire any weapons in fear that the air will ignite. This will bring in a new era of peace. :afro:

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