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/dev/random / Re: Got a Pet? Show'em off here!

« on: May 05, 2008, 08:16:45 AM »

Martini came home from the vet on Friday. We kept him in the house over the weekend. This morning I let him outside before I went to work. Hopefully he'll be around for diner when I get home. He made friends with the dog but the other cats are still giving him a hard time.

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/dev/random / Re: Got a Pet? Show'em off here!

« on: May 02, 2008, 12:36:31 PM »

I just adopted a new cat. I think. A 7 to 9 month old Maine Coon cat wandered out of the woods and started living under my deck. It’s at the vet now getting checked out and seeing if anyone reported it lost. If all goes well, it will be cat # 6. His name is Martini. Will post a picture when he comes home. 

IT'S THE CRAZY CAT GUY!

...actually, I think as long as you can remember each one of their names, you might only be considered the "borderline psychotic cat guy".

Yep, I feel like the crazy cat guy. I have a collie that herds them and keeps them under control. I also name them after favorite things so I don't forget the names. Martini, Tequila, Chivas, Chardonnay, Bailey and Tabasco. 

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/dev/random / Re: Got a Pet? Show'em off here!

« on: May 02, 2008, 07:58:27 AM »

I just adopted a new cat. I think. A 7 to 9 month old Maine Coon cat wandered out of the woods and started living under my deck. It’s at the vet now getting checked out and seeing if anyone reported it lost. If all goes well, it will be cat # 6. His name is Martini. Will post a picture when he comes home. 

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles

« on: April 24, 2008, 10:39:12 AM »

What happened to the cow that backed into an airplane propeller?


It was an udder disaster.

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Jokes / Funny Pictures

« on: April 24, 2008, 09:54:59 AM »

Which one will you vote for???

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poetry / essays / short stories? / Re: Quotes

« on: April 23, 2008, 01:11:22 PM »

Aaaaaaahhhhh OooooooAh o ah oahhhh aaaaahhhhh ah ah oooooooooo

                                                          -- Jenna Jameson

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/dev/random / Re: Whale

« on: April 08, 2008, 12:45:53 PM »

No........Moooooooo


Now I know where Dusseldorf is. 

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Jokes / Re: JOKES

« on: April 07, 2008, 09:37:14 AM »

Cork Soakers! 

http://www.funrestarea.com/pages/cork_soaker.shtml

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tastyspleen.net / Re: TS500 #4 FINAL VOTING and date\time descision

« on: March 25, 2008, 01:21:06 PM »

Sure! Just blame us cows for all the worlds problems.  mooo   Yea, the cow did it. That's the ticket.  Mek my butt.  moo

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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Moses was high, high yes sir.

« on: March 05, 2008, 01:08:58 PM »

I've done that stuff many times and I never saw God.   

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/dev/random / Re: Really great condump

« on: February 20, 2008, 01:02:33 PM »

CRU!!
My respect for those dogs is only slightly lower than my respect for cows!

The "Day of the Cows" is coming! You have been warned. Moo

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poetry / essays / short stories? / Re: Quotes

« on: January 11, 2008, 06:31:27 AM »

Great Truths About Life

    * You can't trust your dog to watch your food
    * You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk
    * Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time
    * If you find yourself in a hole, stop diggin'
    * Always drink upstream from the herd
    * Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in
    * Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree
    * Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held it's ground
    * You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there
    * Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states
    * A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
    * Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles

« on: January 10, 2008, 01:20:28 PM »

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles

« on: January 10, 2008, 01:16:05 PM »

A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

Basic cow    $499.95
Shipping and handling    35.75
Extra stomach    79.25
Two tone exterior    142.10
Produce storage compartment    126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper    189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system    149.20
Automatic fly swatter    88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery    179.90
Deluxe dual horns    59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment    339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly    884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb    69.80
     
FARMERS SUGGESTED PRICE:    $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments    300.00
     
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options):    $3143.36

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/dev/random / Re: So like....Happy New Year

« on: January 02, 2008, 01:21:06 PM »

I'm going to try to drink more this year and eat more ice cream.