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Politics / Re: Dan Smith for President 2040
« on: October 01, 2008, 01:18:42 PM »
As more and more of the country moves toward afros, what will you do to insure cows are not left behind?

Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles
« on: August 29, 2008, 12:55:39 PM »

Quake Expo 2008 / Re: booth babe
« on: August 27, 2008, 07:27:32 AM »

Politics / Re: Oil Refinery to be built in ND and oil supply
« on: August 01, 2008, 12:00:57 PM »
hehehe two great come back lines for anyone that says "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE, I DRINK IT UP!!"

"your mom already drank it last night"

"hey, you can drink my milkshake all you want but I'm still not takin you to the prom."

 :lolsign:  :lolsign:  :lolsign: :lolsign:

Politics / Re: Oil Refinery to be built in ND and oil supply
« on: August 01, 2008, 06:44:52 AM »
The US actually has pleanty of oil. For any of us that remember the Reagan Era, as soon as he got in office the oil companies started capping wells left and right. A good friend of mine was in the oil business, they would go out and drill, hit oil, cap it, repeat. No one knew they hit oil, it was kept hush hush. Make it look like they're desperatly seeking oil to no avail. The belief was and still is for most that still remember, Reagan planned a long time ago waas to get opec to raise oil production to lower the cost (stimulating demand) and then use up the Arabian's oil supply. Once that was complete, we uncap our so-called dry hits and rule the market. For alot in the oil business today, many believe this plan is still going on to an extent.

This is weird. A friend of mine who is a pilot for one of the casinos in Atlantic City said he has a friend that worked on a rig off the New Jersey cost 15 years ago. His friend told him they hit oil and immediately capped it.  Could there really be a conspiracy?  :shifteyes:

Jokes / Re: JOKES
« on: July 30, 2008, 12:21:57 PM »

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over the bay they’d be baygulls.  :lolsign:  :lolsign:  :lolsign:

/dev/random / Re: Bacon.
« on: July 29, 2008, 06:14:10 AM »

I tried using a little more bacon. It was better but still had a little wang to it.  :lolsign:

/dev/random / Re: Bacon.
« on: July 28, 2008, 12:10:11 PM »
I'm betting you could even wrap a dog turd in bacon and make it taste good. That's how good bacon is !


Nope. It didn't taste that good. :yuck:

Politics / Re: OBAMA 2008!
« on: July 17, 2008, 11:18:46 AM »
 :bananaw00t: Poor little Peruvian flake.   :bananaw00t:

Q2 Training Camp / Re: A new training idea
« on: July 17, 2008, 10:32:06 AM »

First prize should be a pineapple injected with rum. I’ve been getting nailed lately with quite a few good nade tosses. My current nade strategy is quantity not quality, so I wouldn’t mind improving my accuracy. I’ll keep an eye out for ya when I’m on.

Politics / Re: OBAMA 2008!
« on: June 25, 2008, 03:01:50 PM »
we do know he attended a racist church for many years. So he is a racist


I have a friend of 15 years, who these days is a staunch 9/11 conspiracy theorist.  Does that make me a 9/11 conspiracy theorist?  Does it mean I can't hang out with my friend, even though we disagree on some issues?  I just automatically agree with everything he says because he's my friend?


No. But if you go to conspiracy meeting with your friend every week for several years,  then you are.

Politics / Re: OBAMA 2008!
« on: June 25, 2008, 02:54:23 PM »
Someone who will destroy any ethnic groups that are sub human.

:???: :???: :???:

Reminds me of something I read recently...

Quote from: Forward to the First Edition of The Selfish Gene
The chimpanzee and the human share about 99.5 per cent of their evolutionary history, yet most human thinkers regard the chimp as a malformed, irrelevant oddity while seeing themselves as stepping-stones to the Almighty.[1]  To an evolutionist this cannot be so.  [...]  Chimp and human, lizard and fungus, we have all evolved over some three billion years by a process known as natural selection.  Within each species some individuals leave more surviving offspring than others, so that the inheritable traits (genes) of the reproductively successful become more numerous in the next generation. This is natural selection: the non-random differential reproduction of genes.  Natural selection has built us, and it is natural selection we must understand if we are to comprehend our own identities.

[1] :lolsign: :duh:



Talk about taking sound bites out of context. I was talking about Osama as president not Obama. I can see how you can mix them up though.

Politics / Re: OBAMA 2008!
« on: June 20, 2008, 09:16:49 AM »
A candidate like him?
maybe this guy:

Yes! That's exactly what we need! Someone that won't worry about killing civilian. Someone who will cut your head off to make a point. Someone who will force you to believe in their religion. Someone who will destroy any ethnic groups that are sub human. Do you really think we can get him to run? This could change everything.

Politics / Re: OBAMA 2008!
« on: June 20, 2008, 09:02:24 AM »
I rate politicians on the number of terrorist kills they contributed to. Bush wins!  :evilgrin:
If only we could find a candidate more like him.

Politics / Re: OBAMA 2008!
« on: June 13, 2008, 11:00:16 AM »
OK, So no one seems to know any good things Obama did.  But we do know he attended a racist church for many years. So he is a racist with no accomplishments. Yep, he has my vote.  :please:

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