Author Topic: Funny Pictures (Read 720129 times)

Chocobo Joe · « **Reply #375 on:** October 13, 2009, 04:43:01 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 13, 2009, 12:31:30 PM

It's wasn't that funny.

His hairstyle... is that what's popular and good looking these days? Jesus, I need to get out LESS.

Well Focalor, I don't think you hang around girls under 20 (I may be mistaken, oh well), so you're probably not aware of the God awful Twilight craze going around these days. And it's heart-warming to know that people out there who actually have some sensibility and know for a fact that Twilight sucks balls (not blood).

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #376 on:** October 13, 2009, 08:11:49 PM »

Oh I'm aware of it. Both my mother and aunt are over 50 and they're nuts about that shit. Trying desperately to make themselves feel more youthful I suppose.

I actually sat through the movie. It was pretty bad, but I suppose it could have been a LOT worse considering what else tends to make assloads of money these days. I can see where the fatal fascination is for most high school chicks. It sells this unrealistic idea about love and romance, which is ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY great for the guy who's just trying to get a damn date for the prom. It's hard enough figuring out the opposite sex at that age, now someones gotta go and pump the entire female genders heads full of delusions of grandeur that some guy with Calvin Klein runway model poofy hair is going to come sweep them off their feet and be the tall, dark and handsome type, while also being the mysterious type, while also being the strong and silent type, and yet not being too threatening, and maybe having a few totally incredible abilities... like... if not the ability to fly around in fucking trees, then maybe just the ability to spend 3 months chopping down a tree with a pocket knife and carving a life size statue of the bitch with that same pocket knife, and then presenting it to her on Valentines Day and saying, "Look what I made for YOU honey, just because I fuckin' love you." And then she'll go "Awwwwwww." and tell all her friends how awesome you are, and half of them jump up and down with her while screaming, and the other half will just pretend to be excited even though they don't really give a shit." Yeah, pretty fucking retarded. So maybe Columbine wasn't such a bad thing.

But, yeah, if you're a high school or college age dude and your chick says, "I want to see that movie." DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM THAT MOVIE! She will probably begin comparing you to it. That's what these chick flick movies are FOR. They are SUPPOSED to drag you to them for the purpose of indoctrinating you about how to conduct yourself in a relationship. You are to constantly make EVERYTHING about HER and HER NEEDS and HOW SHE FEELS. It's all HER HER HER. The truth is, you really don't need her, and she knows it. The only real purpose she fills in your life is possessing a vagina. Everything else she does or says or is.... it just costs you money and time that you could be doing things like, oh say, thinking about YOUR OWN needs and desires. The truth is, I can probably beat my meat a hell of a lot better than some lazy bump-on-a-log bitch can blow me anyway. Why waste an entire evening listening to stories about some stupid bitches cat, or her bitchy co-worker, then buying her dinner, wasting all that nerve-wracking effort trying to warm her up and get her out of her clothes? Fuck that. I can pick up the phone and order a pizza and then beat off. By the time I'm done whacking it and get done washing my hands, the pizza is there. I can simply eat, and have the rest of the night to do WHATEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE DOING! And none of that uncomfortable silence in the morning when you wake up next to some dumb bitch while you're having a screaming inner monologue going something like, "JESUS, IF YOU CAN JUST SOMEHOW MAKE HER LEAVE WITHOUT TALKING OR ASKING A MILLION QUESTIONS OR WANTING TO HAVE BREAKFAST, I PROMISE I WILL QUIT TOSSING EMPTY BOTTLES OUT AT HOMELESS PEOPLE ON THE SIDEWALK FROM NOW ON!"

Basically, what I'm trying to say is... prostitutes are better at fucking and blowing, they don't waste time talking, they GO AWAY when you're done, and they end up costing you less than a real relationship. That's why they call them PROstitutes, because there are no CONS. Well,... other than the times that they stab you 9 times in the kidneys and liver and steal your money, but life is like a box of fucking chocolates.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #377 on:** October 13, 2009, 09:10:59 PM »

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #378 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:28:28 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 13, 2009, 08:11:49 PM

It sells this unrealistic idea about love and romance, which is ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY great for the guy who's just trying to get a damn date for the prom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm0Xxrzl-sA

course it's not like YOU have unrealistic ideas about anything.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #379 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:58:25 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 13, 2009, 09:10:59 PM

This is getting a bit retarded. I sent Photobucket a message asking them to tell the Puritanical asshole reviewing the pictures to stop deleting all my shit, but I doubt they'll listen. They delete every little picture that has a hint of cleavage. Only in MY account. Fucking assholes. So I re-uploaded the image and gave it a special name:
"DO_NOT_DELETE_ASSHOLE_choicesgun.jpg"
Hopefully they'll get the message.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #380 on:** October 15, 2009, 03:33:12 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 14, 2009, 03:58:25 PM

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 13, 2009, 09:10:59 PM

This is getting a bit retarded. I sent Photobucket a message asking them to tell the Puritanical asshole reviewing the pictures to stop deleting all my shit, but I doubt they'll listen. They delete every little picture that has a hint of cleavage. Only in MY account. Fucking assholes. So I re-uploaded the image and gave it a special name:
"DO_NOT_DELETE_ASSHOLE_choicesgun.jpg"
Hopefully they'll get the message.

Had the same thing happen for angelfire once before. I created a webpage for one of my mods and uploaded some files to a basic front page. I then started working on the actual website. About 4 hours later i tried to log back on to upload my new design and the site was deleted for "not being a file hosting" site.

I was fairly familiar with the ToS there having used it before so I looked up everything wrong that happend (i.e. having 24 hours from time of creation to make the website before being considered a filehosting site). I responded to the guy who did it, his supervisor, support lines and every angefire/lycos e-mail that I could get a hold of. Nothing changed, they just responded with some snooty letter about how they wouldn't recreate the website.

Since then, I've never trusted any free services to abide by their own rules.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #381 on:** October 15, 2009, 09:38:50 AM »

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #382 on:** October 15, 2009, 12:50:22 PM »

Quote from: peewee_RotA on October 15, 2009, 03:33:12 AM

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 14, 2009, 03:58:25 PM
Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 13, 2009, 09:10:59 PM

This is getting a bit retarded. I sent Photobucket a message asking them to tell the Puritanical asshole reviewing the pictures to stop deleting all my shit, but I doubt they'll listen. They delete every little picture that has a hint of cleavage. Only in MY account. Fucking assholes. So I re-uploaded the image and gave it a special name:
"DO_NOT_DELETE_ASSHOLE_choicesgun.jpg"
Hopefully they'll get the message.

Had the same thing happen for angelfire once before. I created a webpage for one of my mods and uploaded some files to a basic front page. I then started working on the actual website. About 4 hours later i tried to log back on to upload my new design and the site was deleted for "not being a file hosting" site.

I was fairly familiar with the ToS there having used it before so I looked up everything wrong that happend (i.e. having 24 hours from time of creation to make the website before being considered a filehosting site). I responded to the guy who did it, his supervisor, support lines and every angefire/lycos e-mail that I could get a hold of. Nothing changed, they just responded with some snooty letter about how they wouldn't recreate the website.

Since then, I've never trusted any free services to abide by their own rules.

Here's what I wrote them:

> I keep having my pictures that I think DO NOT violate the terms of use policy.
> They do not contain nudity. The latest one was located at
> "http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/groundmeat2/choicesgun.jpg".
> Can you please restore my image, and tell the Puritanical grandma reviewing
> all the pictures to quit deleting all my pictures, this is getting ridiculous
> already.
>
> Thank you.

And this is what they (assholes) sent me:

The image violates our terms of use. Micro-kinis are considered partial
nudity. There is to much exposure to the pelvic region.

Sincerely,

Your Photobucket Support Team

...................

Micro-kinis are partial nudity, but wet t-shirts (like the ones Processor regularly posts in the EoM Sunday Brunch) are a-okay? Bullshit, they discriminate against me because I'm black.

Well at least Quadz isn't racist...

quadz · « **Reply #383 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:08:30 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 15, 2009, 12:50:22 PM

Well at least Quadz isn't racist...

This picture violates our terms of service: FAKE BEWBS

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #384 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:43:49 PM »

I love the motivational pictures site

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #385 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:53:35 PM »

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #386 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:11:30 PM »

ReCycled · « **Reply #387 on:** October 20, 2009, 11:52:24 PM »

sinner · « **Reply #388 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:20:00 AM »

The way the faces in this cartoon is painted is very ugly... funny joke

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #389 on:** October 22, 2009, 07:06:03 AM »

Move over Kanye, we may have found an even bigger douche

Author Topic: Funny Pictures (Read 720129 times)

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