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Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #1320 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:46:17 PM »

That one was classic.

#7 was a beautiful example of sheer hipocrisy:

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

quadz · « **Reply #1321 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:12:04 PM »

Oh man... this is the best laugh I've had all day:

"COMFORTER,
TODAY, AFTER READING A BOOK CALLED "PORTALS TO CLEANSING" BY DR. HENRY MALONE, I DECIDED I NEEDED TO HAVE MY ANIMALS DELIVERED AS WELL. I STARTED WITH MY CAT. I HAVE ALREADY ANOINTED THEM AND PLED THE BLOOD OVER THEM, BUT I DECIDED THEY NEEDED A DELIVERANCE AS WELL.
I ANOINTED HER WITH OIL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. THEN I DEDICATED HER TO THE LORD. THEN I BEGAN THE DELIVERANCE. AS SOON AS I TOLD THE EVIL FORCES TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, THE CAT DID TOO ! SHE RAN FROM ME AND HID. THEN, SHE RAN TO THE DOOR. SHE LOOKED FRIGHTENED. SO, LOOKING HER IN THE EYE, AND BEING ABLE TO TELL THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE BESIDES HER, I COMMANDED THEM TO LEAVE HER BODY IMMEDIATELY AS SHE IS DEDICATED TO JESUS CHRIST AND HIS PROPERTY. I LET HER OUTSIDE AND SHE YAWNED...WHICH IS AN INDICATION THEY ARE LEAVING. SHE STAYED OUTSIDE, DESPITE THE WIND BLOWING HARD. THEN, AFTER ABOUT 10-15 MINUTES SHE CAME BACK IN. SHE SEEMS DIFFERENT. IN A GOOD WAY. I GUESS THE DOG IS NEXT.
COMFORTER, ANY THOUGHTS OR ADVICE?"

haunted · « **Reply #1322 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:25:02 PM »

haunted · « **Reply #1323 on:** May 03, 2007, 01:25:49 PM »

Oh and yes metal, Agreed. Quackers would go to town on hoes. I miss him.

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #1324 on:** May 03, 2007, 02:30:59 PM »

that's just as bad as the one about the lady who tried to excercise the demon from her kid that she thought was preventing him from learning how to use a toilet...

I was thinkin the whole time: "Maybe your kid can't figure out what you want him to do because he doesn't speak nutbar.."

DaHanG · « **Reply #1325 on:** May 03, 2007, 02:41:41 PM »

#7 was my favorite because of its simplicity and brilliance :>.

The stupidity in some of them is overwhelming but I guess that was the point :>.

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #1326 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:11:55 AM »

Quote from: haunted on May 03, 2007, 01:25:49 PM

Oh and yes metal, Agreed. Quackers would go to town on hoes. I miss him.

haunted · « **Reply #1327 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:38:14 AM »

hahah yeah they shit all over the place, fuckers. we grew up in a very small and isolated place, had tons of weird pets in our yard. The ducks and chickens would climb a dozen stairs to ask for food at the door hahahaha...

Oh, forgot to put my 2 cents in about the duck genitalia. It was interesting to read. My animal bio lab instructor was talking about it probably 2 weeks ago. I was high and when she mentioned duck cock I couldn't handle it and peaced out of class though early though lol. The only other time I did that was when she told us to add 'sex powder' to sea monkeys in a jar. Some of the shit you have to do in lab is so worthless.

reaper · « **Reply #1328 on:** May 04, 2007, 01:13:44 PM »

""I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.""

seems reasonable

jägermonsta · « **Reply #1329 on:** May 04, 2007, 01:14:51 PM »

Quote from: reaper on May 04, 2007, 01:13:44 PM

""I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.""

seems reasonable

Figures.

quadz · « **Reply #1330 on:** May 04, 2007, 01:43:56 PM »

Quote from: reaper on May 04, 2007, 01:13:44 PM

""I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.""

seems reasonable

You are an embarrassment to your amphibian forefathers!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Human-evolution.jpg

haunted · « **Reply #1331 on:** May 04, 2007, 01:46:04 PM »

Quote from: reaper on May 04, 2007, 01:13:44 PM

""I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.""

seems reasonable

I believe in a God but this dude is a retard reaper. Do you not see that he calls evolutionists narrow-minded and then his next 2 sentences are some of the most narrow-minded bullshit ever? No, I guess you don't. Let me take the time to tell you that you're an idiot. You're an idiot. I can't really say it enough to you. Not only is it NOT reasonable. Evolution (proven in some aspects) is real anyways. Organisms adapt and conform to their environment due to change, just read about the duck penis.

Seriously though, this guy is a joke. Self-proclaiming himself as all-knowing in regards to religion but at the same time he makes statements like this: "I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it." .................. I mean it's ridiculous to make a stubborn statement like this when there's overwhelmingly more evidence supporting his opposition. Then claiming that their dogmatic, lmao. That's like granny calling daelmun an arrogant prick. I mean I can be act dogmatically on occasion, mostly joking, but that's why you never see me calling other people arrogant. That would be

reaper · « **Reply #1332 on:** May 04, 2007, 03:42:36 PM »

some people think evolution is the explanation for the creation of life, and that's it, I don't agree with that, and that's how I can relate to that quote.

quadz · « **Reply #1333 on:** May 04, 2007, 04:20:01 PM »

Quote from: reaper on May 04, 2007, 03:42:36 PM

some people think evolution is the explanation for the creation of life, and that's it, I don't agree with that, and that's how I can relate to that quote.

What was amazing to me was the number of people on that page who would actually say things like this:

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

We know quite a bit about DNA these days. DNA is not itself "life", and yet we understand how DNA contains the instruction code to build a living organism.

Reaper, how do you feel about this rephrasing of the quote?

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be the work of God, without studying them in-depth. The creation of life is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

Regards,

quadz

reaper · « **Reply #1334 on:** May 04, 2007, 05:00:55 PM »

I'm fine with the quote, I'm okay with learning new things, and learning more about things, but I feel we just aren't going to know. I'll stick with believing in god, most because it feels natural, and feels like the truth

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