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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3001 on: December 30, 2012, 03:22:08 PM »
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3003 on: February 15, 2013, 05:24:27 AM »
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3005 on: March 14, 2013, 03:03:45 AM »
Apparently today, 14 March 2013, is International Day to Defend Apostates and Blasphemers.

http://ex-muslim.org.uk/2013/03/14-march-2013-international-day-to-defend-apostates-and-blasphemers/

Some examples from the article. (Links to petitions to support the various individuals are on the web page.)

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Alex Aan, Indonesia: 30 year old atheist, in prison for blasphemy for saying there is no god on Facebook.

Abdul Aziz Mohammed Al-Baz (also known as Ben Baz), Kuwait: Blogger and atheist charged with blasphemy.

Turki Al Hamad, Saudi Arabia: Novelist in prison for Tweets critical of Islam and Islamism.

Raif Badawi, Saudi Arabia: Charged with apostasy for setting up a website that “harms the public order and violates Islamic values”.

Asia Bibi, Pakistan: 45 year old Christian mother of five, sentenced to death for blasphemy for ‘insulting Mohammad’.

Hamza Kashgari, Saudi Arabia: 23 year old Muslim charged with blasphemy for Tweeting about Mohammad and women’s status.

Saeed Malekpour, Iran: Sentenced to death for ‘insulting and desecrating Islam’.

Shahin Najafi, Iran:  A death fatwa for apostasy has been issued by Iranian clerics against Shahin Najafi living in Germany for a song critical of an imam.

Ahmad Rajib, Bangladesh: The well-known 35 year old atheist blogger had his head hacked apart with a machete one day after attending anti-Islamist protests in Bangladesh.

Alber Saber, Egypt: The atheist blogger has been sentenced to three years in prison for blasphemy.


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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3006 on: March 14, 2013, 09:35:02 AM »
Reason #569 why Focalor despises the human race.

YOU DENIED THE EXISTENCE OF SANTA CLAUS! YOU MADE FUN OF SUPERMAN'S RED OUTER UNDERWEAR! NOW YOU MUST DIE! ALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3007 on: March 14, 2013, 12:46:11 PM »
So how about that new pope or whatever?
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3008 on: March 14, 2013, 04:06:47 PM »

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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3009 on: March 22, 2013, 06:38:03 PM »
"If Man Obeyed God"

A look at the logical consequences of a Garden of Eden without sin...

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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3010 on: March 24, 2013, 01:16:02 PM »
I was reading some news on the yahoo page. Apparently some kinda sign at some kinda airport fell and killed some kinda kid. Anyway, sometimes I read the useless comments that people post. Under the picture of the kid in question, this particular comment and it's replies struck me as funny.



The picture of the dude calling the child "so precious and dear" looks like the kinda guy that probably cruises around down by the playground in his big 1-seater rape van. :D Besides, how does he know the kid was precious and dear? Maybe the kid was a fucking asshole. We were all kids once. You can't honestly say that every other kid you knew back when you were a kid was not a fucking asshole. Hell, I went to school with TONS of fucking asshole kids. MOST kids are assholes.
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3011 on: March 24, 2013, 06:15:28 PM »
Asshole  :evilgrin:
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« Reply #3012 on: March 24, 2013, 07:55:00 PM »
The picture of the dude calling the child "so precious and dear" looks like the kinda guy that probably cruises around down by the playground in his big 1-seater rape van. :D Besides, how does he know the kid was precious and dear? Maybe the kid was a fucking asshole. We were all kids once. You can't honestly say that every other kid you knew back when you were a kid was not a fucking asshole. Hell, I went to school with TONS of fucking asshole kids. MOST kids are assholes.

QFT. I think I was pretty much the only kid at my school who WASN'T an asshole. So sometimes just to fit in, I was an asshole. ;)
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Re: Ye Religion Thread
« Reply #3014 on: April 06, 2013, 02:04:53 AM »
Sometimes to fit in, I was a n1gger in disguise.  But only in February and somewhere near-after the middle of January.  :>
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