Author Topic: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles (Read 35573 times)

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #75 on:** August 30, 2007, 12:15:29 PM »

Quote from: Waffle Whiffer on March 14, 2007, 06:41:46 PM

It does exist! I knew it! I never stopped believing.

We just needs it made into a skin now

QD

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #76 on:** August 30, 2007, 12:25:17 PM »

'tis good to be back and laughing.....

Love it!....

Waffle, waffle....

QD

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #77 on:** August 31, 2007, 10:35:16 AM »

Yaaaa QUAKEDUKES back!. Missed ya buddy! Hope your feelin better.

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #78 on:** August 31, 2007, 12:38:06 PM »

Quote from: Waffle Whiffer on August 31, 2007, 10:35:16 AM

Yaaaa QUAKEDUKES back!. Missed ya buddy! Hope your feelin better.

Thank you... I've decided to try for another year since I made it another year as of last Sunday....

"St. Peter doncha call me 'cause I can't go........."

QD

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #79 on:** September 04, 2007, 08:58:11 PM »

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #80 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:16:05 PM »

A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

Basic cow    $499.95
Shipping and handling    35.75
Extra stomach    79.25
Two tone exterior    142.10
Produce storage compartment    126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper    189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system    149.20
Automatic fly swatter    88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery    179.90
Deluxe dual horns    59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment    339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly    884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb    69.80

FARMERS SUGGESTED PRICE:    $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments    300.00

TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options):    $3143.36

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #81 on:** January 10, 2008, 01:20:28 PM »

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #82 on:** January 28, 2008, 09:12:55 PM »

Quote from: Waffle Whiffer on January 10, 2008, 01:20:28 PM

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

This sounds just like my next to the youngest grandson so I sent it to his parents.... I'm still not done laughing at their reaction

QD

jägermonsta · « **Reply #83 on:** January 29, 2008, 05:00:19 AM »

Think I've missed the joke by miles.

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #84 on:** January 30, 2008, 09:00:32 PM »

Quote from: jägermonsta on January 29, 2008, 05:00:19 AM

Think I've missed the joke by miles.

Miles per Hour

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #85 on:** April 24, 2008, 10:39:12 AM »

What happened to the cow that backed into an airplane propeller?

It was an udder disaster.

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #86 on:** August 29, 2008, 12:55:39 PM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUAKEDUKE!

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #87 on:** August 29, 2008, 04:02:34 PM »

Quote from: Waffle Whiffer on August 29, 2008, 12:55:39 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUAKEDUKE!

Thank Moo!

QD

fanny · « **Reply #88 on:** August 29, 2008, 05:14:36 PM »

QuakeDuke FTW

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #89 on:** June 05, 2009, 10:38:24 AM »

This can't be real. Can it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFfSmKtvW7A&NR=1

Author Topic: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles (Read 35573 times)

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