Author Topic: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles (Read 35555 times)

jägermonsta · « **Reply #45 on:** September 01, 2006, 07:48:51 AM »

Either way it should be skinned.

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #46 on:** December 29, 2006, 09:06:34 PM »

What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #47 on:** December 29, 2006, 10:00:49 PM »

Quote from: MaxMoo_Wahoo on December 29, 2006, 09:06:34 PM

What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo!

Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!

Max, I gotta tell ya - I get such udder delight reading such udderly fascinating facts such as those.

QD

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #48 on:** December 30, 2006, 02:59:26 PM »

The world would be a better place if people would just tell more cow jokes.

What do cows like to dance to?
Moosic!

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!

What's a cows favorite vegetable?
A cowat!

What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #49 on:** March 09, 2007, 07:51:12 AM »

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.

"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

vibes · « **Reply #50 on:** March 09, 2007, 08:04:16 AM »

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

MoOoo00oOOOoooooo

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2007, 08:55:45 AM »

Quote from: {TNP}Dukie on April 01, 2005, 03:20:38 PM
Quote from: {TNP}Dukie on April 01, 2005, 03:20:38 PM

I was checkin the news on yahoo this morning and found this article.
It seems that cows do eat chicken. You just have to starve em enough.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070307/od_nm/india_cow_dc

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #52 on:** March 14, 2007, 06:41:46 PM »

It does exist! I knew it! I never stopped believing.

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #53 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:51:33 PM »

Quote from: [EoM] <((ViBeS))> on March 09, 2007, 08:04:16 AM
Quote from: [EoM] <((ViBeS))> on March 09, 2007, 08:04:16 AM

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

MoOoo00oOOOoooooo

Trever roxs

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #54 on:** April 02, 2007, 09:24:29 AM »

MaxMoo visits New Orleans.

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #55 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:27:23 AM »

MaxMoo at Sea World.

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #56 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:50:10 PM »

cow with 2 noses. odd, but pretty self explanatory.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #57 on:** May 11, 2007, 04:15:42 PM »

On Cows and Government

FEUDALISM:
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk

PURE SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #58 on:** May 17, 2007, 12:14:58 PM »

Cows and Government don't mix.

jägermonsta · « **Reply #59 on:** May 17, 2007, 12:41:43 PM »

Now that's a good one.

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