Author Topic: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles (Read 35921 times)

Waffle Whiffer · « **on:** April 01, 2005, 12:52:16 PM »

This is a place to discuss your favorite Cow or Penguin skin or feature. Also any cow gosip or jokes. hahahahahhahahahaha Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo! = more scotch please!

P.S. Did u c what Sugar was waring last night?

What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia!

What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A steak out.

How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.

What do cattle athletes take to make themselves stronger? Steeroids.

1st cow: Moo !
2nd cow: Baa !
1st cow: Baa ??
2nd cow: I'm learning a new language

Farmer Fred had a problem arise when, upon preparing his prize
bull for market, the barn door slammed shut cutting the tail off
the bull. His prize bull was to be sold that very day, yet now
Farmer Fred couldn't wholesale him or retail him

Who is a Penguin

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2005, 01:33:44 PM »

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream."

{TNP}Dukie · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2005, 03:20:38 PM »

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #3 on:** April 04, 2005, 10:43:37 AM »

Great penguin theme songs of yesteryear:

Come on and see see see
Tennessee Tuxedo.
See see see
Tennessee Tuxedo.
He will be
Parachuting for you pleasure
Sailing seas in search of treasure.
Anything so he can measure
Up to men
That's Tennessee Tuxedo
A small penguin
Who tries but can't succeed-o
Though he may fail
As he vies for fame and glory
Still he tries in each new story tale.

Join along with me
The club of Tennessee
We'll try each day through
To learn something new
To better you and me.

Come on and see see see
Tennessee Tuxedo.
See see see
Tennessee Tuxedo.
Though he may fail
As he vies for fame and glory
Still he tries in each new story tale.
That's Tennessee Tuxedo and his tales

M^tster · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2005, 09:31:01 PM »

Hahahaha sorry just found this thread good cow joke!

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2005, 09:48:41 AM »

God! You guys outta be ashamed of yourselves... giving an old man like me a cornoary occlusion...
Next time, at least warn me to sit down before I read this thread so I don't have so far to fall when I'm rotflmao....

whew!...

Even wifey found these hilarious and she's not easily amused....

QD...

M^tster · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2005, 02:20:11 PM »

Hehehe and the name of the thread...Cow and penguin corner...you just know your gonna find something good. :p

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2005, 07:59:17 AM »

Hehehe glad you liked the jokes. That penguin one still cracks me up. Here's a new one for the penguin lovers.

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins
sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin
everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket
he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he
would and drove off.

The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and
the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these
penguins to the zoo!"
"I did" said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

Sugar · « **Reply #8 on:** May 24, 2005, 04:06:22 PM »

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J'aimes le cows!

Viva le revolution!!!!!!

Kisses my darlings

M^tster · « **Reply #9 on:** May 28, 2005, 01:11:12 PM »

Le sugar! My sweet! You are the sugar that makes q2 so sweet. Mooooooooooo!

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #10 on:** May 28, 2005, 04:11:54 PM »

Quote from: fmax_wahoo on May 13, 2005, 07:59:17 AM

Hehehe glad you liked the jokes. That penguin one still cracks me up. Here's a new one for the penguin lovers.

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins
sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin
everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket
he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he
would and drove off.

The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and
the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these
penguins to the zoo!"
"I did" said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

Everyone (well, there may be a couple of the newborns who don't) knows I'm a penguin fan (linux) and after giving a little background I used this one as an illustration in a sermon last Sunday and everyone just cracked up!
I love it!!

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #11 on:** May 28, 2005, 04:14:21 PM »

Quote from: Sugar on May 24, 2005, 04:06:22 PM

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J'aimes le cows!

Viva le revolution!!!!!!

Kisses my darlings

Ah Sugar (bop a bompa bomp ba) Ah honey honey....

Comme ce va? Moooo.. Mek!

QD

M^tster · « **Reply #12 on:** June 07, 2005, 07:45:45 PM »

Mooooooo!

Yuna · « **Reply #13 on:** June 10, 2005, 12:34:34 PM »

^Lol M^tster
HAHAHA, what a good topic!

A guy goes into a pub, and he sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
He asks the barkeeper, "What's all that about?"
The barman says: "Well if you can jump up and touch the pieces of meat at the same time,
you can get free drinks for the rest of the evening."
So the man goes "Oh wow!"
Barman says "Yeah, but if you miss, you have to buy EVERYBODY ELSE'S drinks for
the evening."
So the man says "Nah, alright, I'll leave it then."
Barman goes "What, you're not gonna have a go?"

The man says "Nah. The steaks are too high."

(Well, I suppose it's related to cows... steaks?)

M^tster · « **Reply #14 on:** June 10, 2005, 06:48:46 PM »

hhehehe...um

Author Topic: The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles (Read 35921 times)

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