If you type "illuminati" backwards, followed by '.com' in your address bar, you'll end up at the US government's national security page.
... and masturbating can all help to combat depression.
Was he on Viagra and killed himself with a shot of jizz.
A perfect pangram is a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet only once.Singing the "Abc" song is a perfect pangram. This makes for a good party gag.