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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2012, 06:03:10 PM »
Oh bullshit. AVERAGE? That means that half of men get MORE than 11 erections per day. Sometimes I go DAYS without getting a boner, man. Even when my woman gets out of the shower and bends down to dry off her feet and wiggles that ass in my face with her pussy peeking outta her thighs at me, I still don't dwang it up.
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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2012, 06:18:48 PM »
LOL used to mean Lots of Love before the internet.

i remember a pic on failblog of a convo that went somethin like...

mom->daughter: grandma died lol

daughter->mom: WHY IS THAT FUNNY!?

mom->daughter: what?

daughter->mom: why did you lol at that

mom->daughter: it means lots of love

daughter->mom: it means laugh out loud

mom->daughter: shit i sent that to everyone
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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2012, 07:18:04 PM »
I knew a guy who got a X-rated computer Christmas card that was called merry x-mas. 
It involved a hot looking lady and a large candy cane and penatration.
He confused that email card with another x-mas card and forwarded it to all of his family.  :ubershock:
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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2012, 04:59:46 PM »
The yo yo was originally used as a weapon in the Philippines

Will Smith was orginally chosen to be Neo in Matrix but turned it down. He still amdits Keanu was the better choice.

Chocolate chip cookies were made by mistake when the chocolate in the cookie did not melt properly.

Denmark was the first country to legalize hardcore pornography.

There's a village named "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" in Wales.

The FBI once wrote anonymous love letters to political enemies to break up their marriages.

There's a village named "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" in Wales.  :eyecrazy:
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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2012, 08:48:56 PM »
More people die from prescription painkiller overdoses than from heroin and cocaine overdoses.

The oldest living tree in the world, Methyselah, is 4,842 years old.

Soon you can use your heartbeat as your password;
The team over at a University in Taiwan has successfully tested the concept of translating a human heartbeat into an encryption key by using and electrocardiograph (ECG) reading from a person’s palm and capturing the unique signature a person’s heart makes. Once extracted, a secret key is generated as part of an encryption scheme.
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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2012, 03:03:24 AM »
More people die from prescription painkiller overdoses than from heroin and cocaine overdoses.

The oldest living tree in the world, Methyselah, is 4,842 years old.

Soon you can use your heartbeat as your password;
The team over at a University in Taiwan has successfully tested the concept of translating a human heartbeat into an encryption key by using and electrocardiograph (ECG) reading from a person’s palm and capturing the unique signature a person’s heart makes. Once extracted, a secret key is generated as part of an encryption scheme.

that doesnt seem like it would be very effective...

either a lot of false negatives or a lot of false positives... probably both... biometrics are advancing a lot, but heart beat? doesnt seem like a very constant thing to use for a biometric security measure... what if some hot chick walks by why the thing scans your palm? heart beat speeds up... false negative... guys in black suits come down and throw you in jail for trying to break into the building... sounds like a pretty fuckin bad day...
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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2012, 05:16:37 AM »
either a lot of false negatives or a lot of false positives... probably both... biometrics are advancing a lot, but heart beat? doesnt seem like a very constant thing to use for a biometric security measure... what if some hot chick walks by why the thing scans your palm? heart beat speeds up... false negative... guys in black suits come down and throw you in jail for trying to break into the building... sounds like a pretty fuckin bad day...

Imagine this: you're having a heart attack and you call 911.  They use  your bio security to confirm you're medical history and insurance info.  Can't be read because of the heart attack and they end up treating you for being to lazy to have insurance!   :lolsign:
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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2012, 08:37:27 AM »
Ejaculating can relieve a man's stuffed nose!

Office desks have 400 times more bacteria than toilet seats.

This super vault keeps the secret of Coca-Cola.

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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2012, 08:40:43 AM »
Ejaculating can relieve a man's stuffed nose!

^This is pure bullshit.
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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2012, 10:18:15 AM »
^ :ubershock:^
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« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2012, 10:42:27 AM »
^ :???: ^
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« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2012, 09:13:43 PM »
A man caught having sex with a goat was forced to marry her as a punishment in Sudan.

Mr Tombe and Goat (2006)
Mr Tombe of the Sudan was discovered in an intimate situation with another mans goat. he was required to pay the goats owner a dowry, marry and take possession of the goat.


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« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2012, 09:23:26 PM »
Ejaculating can relieve a man's stuffed nose!

^This is pure bullshit.

Maybe someone has the terms "ejaculating" and "sneezing" confused. Both do produce a quick spray of cloudy bodily fluid,... but that's probably where all similarities stop. :D
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Re: Did you know... [Curiosities]
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2012, 03:54:50 AM »
A man caught having sex with a goat was forced to marry her as a punishment in Sudan.

Mr Tombe and Goat (2006)
Mr Tombe of the Sudan was discovered in an intimate situation with another mans goat. he was required to pay the goats owner a dowry, marry and take possession of the goat.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18luvoF6lt8


I always found this stuff weird, but it's historical and you see stories about it pop up from time to time. India is the most well known for it:
http://www.indianetzone.com/27/marriage_with_trees_plants_inanimate_objects_indian_custom.htm




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This link is a perfect commentary on the subject
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081020094136AAaIjvp
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« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2012, 04:09:22 AM »
Marrying inanimate objects? Nothing strange about that. If I'm drunk enough, sometimes I propose to my Miller High Life. :beer:
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