Wrestling

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That's right, keep sucking my dick for attention.

And fuck her right in the pussy.

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CM punk to fight in UFC

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/cm-punk-signs-multi-fight-deal-with-ufc-035256156.html


Will be interesting to see how he goes

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Are you saying that you masturbate using pro wrestling as a visual aid?

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I think the crowd in Philly for the 2015 WWE Royal Rumble PPV was royally pissed off (pun intended, I guess). I don't really blame them. After 10 years they bring back some old ECW wrestler (I dunno really, never heard of the guy before, I think that's what the announcers said about him anyway) and the crowd goes apeshit nuts... and then he gets eliminated from the Royal Rumble match in a rather quick and unremarkable way. Then they bring back Diamond Dallas Page (who's honestly WAAAAAY the fuck too old to be in there doing that shit anymore), again the crowd goes nuts over it, and he loses unremarkably too. And after almost a whole year of recovering from neck surgery, Daniel Bryan finally came back, the crowd goes bonkers.... and he gets eliminated. Who wins it? Roman Reigns, of course, like always.

And when he did, the whole crowd collectively took a shit on him by booing madly. I swear to christ, man. It's like the WWE's goal lately is to see how bad they can piss off the fans. I'm totally glad I'm basically "stealing" from them by watching the free pirate streams of the WWE PPV's online rather than purchasing it. Until they come up with some better storylines that haven't been recycled 100 times already, they totally deserve to get ripped off by all us pirate streaming freeloaders. Fuck 'em in the mouth.

PS. Thomas douches his mother by swilling Listerine and spitting it up her twat.

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IDK if its was me or what but I could have swore that when Cena enters the crowd were chanting-singing "Cena Sucks" to the tune of his theme.

Gezz I guess WWE should find some new superstar to bank upon coz imho cena is kinda over exposed.

I was kinda hoping something new to happen like Bray wyatt to win but as usual like u said its all a bore.

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IDK if its was me or what but I could have swore that when Cena enters the crowd were chanting-singing "Cena Sucks" to the tune of his theme.

Gezz I guess WWE should find some new superstar to bank upon coz imho cena is kinda over exposed.

I was kinda hoping something new to happen like Bray wyatt to win but as usual like u said its all a bore.

Haha! Yeah, I noticed that too, sounded like over the main chorus trumpet thing they were singing "John Cena suuuuuuuuuucks!"

I just like Daniel Bryan. The beards cool, obviously. And he's a little guy. They bill him at 5' 10", but I think he's actually only 5' 8". He goes all out to entertain folks and takes his lumps with the metal chairs and the more dangerous top rope acrobatic shit. Wrestling is fake as shit, but some of it still hurts like a motherfucker. Those folding chairs they whip against peoples backs are obviously not made of steel like the announcers always say, they're probably made thinner and out of lighter aluminum specifically for use in wrestling. And even though they train and practice hitting people just right with them so as to make it look real without actually breaking bones or killing anyone, that shit still hurts like all fucking hell to get hit with. You can clearly tell that by the bright red welts it leaves sometimes when the guy doing the hitting gets a little too into it. But like I said, he's a little guy, he's an underdog, and it's really miraculous that he ever got a shot in the WWE at all being that size. All that makes him a fan favorite by itself.

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Wrestling is fake as shit, but some of it still hurts like a motherfucker.

Hell yeah. breasts implants are more real that wrestling. I do see it as like a twisted soap opera.
However, there are still a lot of slow people out there that thinks wrestling is real. LOL

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breasts implants are more real that wrestling.

 

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However, there are still a lot of slow people out there that thinks wrestling is real. LOL

Yeah, but it's still fun though even if it is ridiculous and fake as hell. And mostly the reason I watch it is just because I like the idea of getting a 50 dollar PPV program for absolutely free. Because I almost NEVER watch the shit on Monday or Friday nights when it comes on TV. All the most interesting stuff happens on the PPV's anyway, so I just watch those online for free... even if the picture resolution is crappy, the sound is usually lower quality, and the stream gets choppy and freezy at times. Like it was doing for me Sunday night. Found one half decent stream, but almost at the end of the 3-way match with Cena, Lesnar, and Rollins, it started freezing. I then started stream-shopping, browsing around from place to place trying to find a suitable stream that wasn't locking up. There weren't that many out there to be had though. Several sites had about 3 to 5 streams listed, but all of them were listing the exact same 3 to 5 streams. People better enjoy this free streaming sports shit while they can. Looks like it's days are approaching an end any time now. Fewer and fewer sites out there. Wiziwig used to have one of the best comprehensive lists of pirate streams. Most unique streams that you'd find anywhere else would usually be listed there in one place so you wouldn't have to go hopping from site to site trying to find one you hadn't seen yet. But alas, Wiziwig bent to the pressure and took themselves offline to avoid getting sued into oblivion.

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Even if wrestling is fake as hell, I still have respect for Lesnar. Even if wwe is really really real, I bet that he can knock the crap out of Cena in a matter of minutes.

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I think the crowd in Philly for the 2015 WWE Royal Rumble PPV was royally pissed off (pun intended, I guess).

I just read from the news that a LOT of people are cancelling their WWE network subscription coz they got pissed from the RR outcome.
For me the script outcome should have been
1. wyatt at the last 3 on the ring. and prolly get some weird help from a new batch of wyatt family (can be dean and some other wrestler).
2. Roman Reigns never won coz he got beat up black and blue by dean ambrose.
3. John Cena would be beaten bad by Brock then Seth also beat hi bad then Brock beat Seth to win.

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Can't blame them. It was such an entirely predictable outcome that I couldn't believe WWE actually DID IT. Usually they throw one or two curve balls or upsets in there just to keep it interesting and keep people guessing, but not this time. This time, everything you would've guessed was gonna happen... happened.

Another place where WWE has failed the fans... Seth Rollins still has that STUPID fucking briefcase. They should've worked it to where he cashed that thing in already. Because now, and entirely predictably so, you just KNOW he's gonna want to cash it in when Wrestlemania comes up. He's been carrying that fucking thing around for probably more than 6 months now. That story angle has gotten stale as hell.

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Well we've got the WWE Fastlane PPV coming up tonight. Haven't kept up with what's going on in WWE since the last PPV last month, and I usually never do. But I checked wikipedia a few minutes ago just to find out what the matches were gonna be like I typically do. And surprise surprise, what do I spy with my little eye? Remember the last PPV, the Royal Rumble, where I mentioned that the crowd seemed super-pissed that Roman Reigns won the Royal Rumble for a guaranteed spot in the main event at Wrestlemania 31? Well I'm assuming WWE has seen how much the fans disliked that bullshit move, and tonight Roman Reigns is set to face off against Daniel Bryan for the right to face Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania 31.

From what it says on Wiki, here's the story with that:

On the February 2nd episode of Raw, Roman Reigns was manipulated by The Authority into agreeing to defend his title opportunity for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania 31, which he had earned by winning the Royal Rumble match, in a match at Fastlane. Later that night, Daniel Bryan defeated Seth Rollins to earn the right to face Reigns at the event.[6]

Sooooo... more than likely Daniel Bryan's gonna win and they're gonna correct the MAJOR fuck-up they pulled at the Royal Rumble by having Roman Reigns win. Or... the WWE could cockpunch all the fans once again by having Roman Reigns win it, and the whole thing was just an excuse to tell the fans, "Look, Bryan lost fair and square to a guy who had TWO hurdles to clear before getting into Wrestlemania 31, so shut up and accept our story, bitches."

But can you imagine... little bitty Daniel Bryan going up against a monster the size of Brock fucking Lesnar? There's no way Bryan would win that one. It would be a smart move for WWE if they did make Bryan win it. It would probably be even more talked about than Undertaker losing to Lesnar, and maybe Hulk Hogan beating Andre the Giant too. If nothing else, I'd love to see what it would look like with Daniel Bryan picking up Brock Lesnar and bodyslamming him. It would look like a picnic ant carrying a piece of cheese 40x times it's own size back to the ant hill.

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The wwe/wwf/etc storyline seems to be so predictable. Goodguy today badguy tomorrow then goodguy the nextday etc etc.  Its been like that eversince. They need more original plots coz its like becoming a very poorly written comical storyline for 8 year olds.