Wrestling

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I used to constantly watch WWE but nowadays I just watch it if I would stumble thru channel surfing.
Im kinda got so fed up on the so predictable plus corny plots they have. Likewise Im so fed up and with the John Cena thing.

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John Cena versus Hulk Hogan?

http://www.inquisitr.com/1390436/wwe-news-wrestling-legend-hulk-hogan-training-for-one-last-match-wants-to-face-john-cena/

Oh. Gee wiz. I wonder who's gonna win. (John Cena)

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I know wwe if all fake and scripted but seems they had crossed a new level of lameness.

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Aw yeah. Nikki nipple. Daddy likes.

(Not entirely safe for work, but it's on youtube and it's not age restricted, so fuck it.)

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The woman has a point, I can respect that. 

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BOUT FUCKIN' TIME!

Not only did Lesnar beat him, he pretty handily humiliated him with what seemed like close to 20 consecutive german suplexes.
 

And then Bray Wyatt also derails Chris Jericho. Another Focalor approved moment for SummerSlam 2014.

But for the match between Stephanie McMahon and Brie Bella, Brie's sister Nikki comes out, and in what seems to be their favorite plot twist fetish as of late, she turns on her sister Brie and suckerpunches her so that Stephanie can win the match. Kinda just like Seth Rollins did to Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose a few short months ago.

Seriously, WWE. Can we at least try to be a little more original? I realize there's only so much drama you can inject into this low brow form of entertainment, but you gotta wait a little longer before recycling storylines.

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Another wrestling PPV tonight. WWE Night of Champions with a John Cena vs Brock Lesnar rematch. Yeah, John Cena will probably win the rematch. (*jack off motion* + *eye roll*) But I'm hoping he gets embarrassed again.

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The usual storyline/pattern for matches is that the one who gets badly hammered out will be the one to win.

Apply this to the Cena match, more likely he will win.

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This shit is so retarded, haha. Seth Rollins comes out and wants to cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase. So he ends up running off when Cena kicks his ass. Bell rings. Cena wins by disqualification? Lesnar is still WWE Heavyweight Champ though? What the fuck is this shit? I don't get it. These people are on fucking drugs.

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30 minutes later, and I'm STILL trying to wrap my head around what the hell I just saw. It makes no sense. John Cena and Brock Lesnar are in a match. John Cena starts to get the upper hand as Brock Lesnar is on the mat. Seth Rollins comes out to cash in his Money in the Bank briefcase thinking he'll take advantage of Cena doing most of the hard work for him on Lesnar. Cena turns and attacks Seth Rollins, Rollins runs out of the arena like a little bitch, bell rings... Cena wins by disqualification but Lesnar still keeps the belt and is Heavyweight Champ? How? How the fuck does Cena "win" jack shit just because one of the three active participants runs away? How the hell does Lesnar get to keep the belt and the title if supposedly Cena "wins"? It makes NO SENSE!!!!

I started to bet my roommate 50 bucks towards a bar tab that Brock Lesnar would win. We both agreed it was a fair 50/50 bet. Because WWE story writers have a boner for Cena and always make him the hero, and him losing a rematch would be unlikely from that standpoint. However, Lesnar's beaten everyone he's faced all year long and it's apparent that they're setting him up as the unbeatable unstoppable monster like they used to do with Undertaker, who Lesnar toppled at Wrestlemania this year to end Undertakers 16 or 17 year long Wrestlemania unbeaten streak, so apparently that was a symbolic passing of the torch event. So like I said, it could literally go either way. And apparently... it went BOTH fucking ways!!! Luckily, we didn't make the bet. Because who the fuck would've won? Neither one of us!

It's like they couldn't decide if it was worth it to piss off the little kids by making Cena lose twice, or piss off everyone else by making the guy who beat Undertaker lose to John fucking Cena of all people. So they say, "Fuck it, EVERYBODY WINS!!! EVERYBODY HAPPY!!"

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I wonder how much they are paying Lesnar since he only appears rarely, only on ppv events if im not mistaken.

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The Stinger, back in action.

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Havent watched a single episode of raw or smackdown since feb this year, which is strange cause i used to watch it every week. Just got sick of the boring story lines day in day out. I recently looked into what was going on, and not much has really changed. It's becoming too boring. Nothing will beat the attitude era. Dx. stone cold, new age outlaws, mankind and the rock. So much talent back then and now all you have really is orton and cena trying to hold the show together. They need to do something. Bring back the hardcore chamionship, bring back the hardcore matches.

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I kinda-sorta agree with the whole boredom sentiment. The past several PPV's, the story has basically been the same. They broke up The Shield by having Seth Rollins turn on Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose in favor of The Authority. And the whole time they kinda shrugged off any involvement with Roman Reigns and had Dean Ambrose play the one who was pissed over the betrayal. But they never wanted to resolve it, because every time it came down to Ambrose and Rollins having it out once and for all at a PPV, someone or something would pop up at the end to prevent any final resolution (whether it was The Authority breaking up the match and throwing Ambrose out... or most recently having Bray Wyatt intervene ) and it's just become fucking boring as hell.

I think they kinda sense the boredom among the fanbase. Mostly because of how much the whole WWE Network thing that McMahon has invested SOOOOOO much money into only to have subscription numbers fall quite a ways short of what he was expecting.

And hopefully last night was an indication that they're getting ready to make some major story changes. The main event was a 4v4 or 5v5 elimination match between Team Cena and Team Authority with the stipulations being that if Team Cena lost, every member of the team except Cena (of course, zzzzzz) would be fired, and if Team Authority lost, they'd give up most of their power in the WWE. And Authority lost when the match came down to Dolph Ziggler and Seth Rollins as Triple H jumped into the ring to (once again ) interfere... but then Sting made his debut by intervening to stop Triple H and cause Team Cena to win.

So Authority's out of power finally. Which was the major thing I thought was becoming the biggest hindrance to any more interesting story developments that could ever happen. So maybe Sting will play a role in some kind of new major alliance of power in the WWE, who knows. All I know is I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing the same damn thing every PPV, with Triple H jumping in the middle of shit every fucking time to crookedly intervene.

And... FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

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