Funny articles

[|iR|Focalor]

Shit happens. And then other times... crazy shit happens. But this time... some pretty funny crazy shit happened.

http://www.wsbradio.com/news/news/local/man-faces-several-charges-stealing-krisy-kreme-don/nWMyS/

My favorite quote from the story:

"Could you imagine going down the interstate and seeing the Krispy Kreme donut truck with the cops chasing behind it?; Flashing lights? What would you think,” said store worker Susan Patterson.

[Sgt. Dick]

^ Best line in the article ^ It made me 

[The Happy Friar]

New Simcity populated by people extremely realistic.

They don't say that once in the article, but it seems to describe how real public services and urbanites seem to work.     the entire time I was reading it I was thinking "And....  that's what happens in real life". 

[|iR|Focalor]

EA hard at work at destroying another series.

Yep. Reason #568 why Focalor despises the human race:

All in the name of raking in the money. Fun? Well made? Who cares as it long as it makes them lots of money. When interchangeable parts were invented, it was to make the resulting product BETTER. Since then, companies have found that using inferior parts will decrease production costs while maximizing profit. As an added benefit, the product wears out sooner forcing the consumer to buy another one or purchase an overpriced replacement part, which also increases profit. This is how the business world works these days. When companies set out to make and market a product, the most important question they ask themselves is NOT, "Is it good enough for the consumer?" Instead they ask, "Is it TOO good for the consumer?"

[The Happy Friar]

I find it hilarious how badly the SimCity launch is going, but that's only because I was looking forward to this game until I heard about the required online connection. EA hard at work at destroying another series.

I thought that too and can think of other ways to interact with other cities without needing to be online 100% of the time, but I also remember Half Life 2's launch, me being up at 3am to play it, waiting 4 hours for it to unlock, then another hour or so for a new patch that was released after it's release.

IMHO everything that has required online to play SP will always have issues like this.

[The Happy Friar]

Plus sizes get "Manatee Grey" as their spring color!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/06/target-apologizes-for-manatee-label-on-plus-size-dress

[|iR|Focalor]

Plus sizes get "Manatee Grey" as their spring color!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/06/target-apologizes-for-manatee-label-on-plus-size-dress

HA! When I saw this same story on the main Yahoo page, the picture had the words "Dark Heather Gray" circled in red, but I never actually clicked the story to read it. I figured people were flipping out over the use of the word "Dark Heather" like they thought it was racist.

Other colors it should've come in:
Jurassic Purple
Blubber Blue

[|iR|Focalor]

http://www.newser.com/story/168395/man-butt-dials-911-while-discussing-murder-plans.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=united&utm_campaign=rss_top

Wow. I mean... just wow.

Using your own phone to accidentally dial 911 while talking about killing someone, then the person is murdered. And more than likely the police have subpoenaed his cell phone records, and I'll bet you anything the next number he dialed after 911 (which will show up on his call records) was the person who actually whacked the guy. Welcome to 25 to life, if not the death penalty, dumbass.

[The Happy Friar]

Joke telling computer: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/08/07/did-hear-one-about-computer-that-tells-sexist-jokes/

[|iR|Focalor]

One joke that did not work so well was: "I like my men like I like my court … superior."

I disagree, I thought was pretty damn funny.

[The Happy Friar]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/09/12/florida-woman-victimized-by-nude-photos-fights-against-cyber-rape/

Woman makes nude digital photos and gives to buytoy.  They break up.  Photos wind up online.  She's pissed.  She sues and they're taken down (I guess ownership and copyright are ignored here.  Guess the pictures weren't actually a gift, eh?).  She gets a PhD.   So... 

She gets with a new boytoy.  SHE MAKES A SELF MASTURBATION VIDEO ON HER CELL PHONE AND SENDS IT TO HIM.  Winds up online.

Isn't the saying "Fool me once, shame on me.  Fool me twice, shame on you."   Really, how dumb can you get?

[|iR|Focalor]

Why is it that everyone always assumes its the mean old brutal hateful boyfriend abusing the sweet innocent girl? What people don't realize is that many times an ex-boyfriend isn't gonna have a REASON to do shit like that unless you really give them one. Maybe this bitch is just a lying cheating two-timing cunt while the boyfriend has given her MORE than the appropriate benefit of the doubt and she's always repeatedly shit and pissed all over him like it's a casual hobby. Maybe during the breakup, she took an inordinate amount of pleasure in finding the most sadistical ways to fuck with him and further stomp his heart into the mud like it was a fucking game. Trust me, there's some truly cruel cunts with diva complexes out there, and this broad strikes me as fitting the profile to a T.

Grab a spoon, bitch. It's time for your just deserts.

edit:
Oh wow. This shit is spreading on piratebay now. HAHA!

[The Happy Friar]

First things I noticed in the article is that they give the date, site name, her name and her origional name when the pictures were posted.

She pretty much gave away her pictures.   

[|iR|Focalor]

First things I noticed in the article is that they give the date, site name, her name and her origional name when the pictures were posted.

She pretty much gave away her pictures.   

Exactly, haha! And as a nice bonus, the torrent has ANOTHER torrent in it titled "Facebook Profiles and Hacked Nude Pictures". If you think I'm NOT downloading that, you're crazy. It's 6 fuckin' gigabytes. I'm hoping I know at least one person in there somewhere.

[|iR|Focalor]

And as a nice bonus, the torrent has ANOTHER torrent in it titled "Facebook Profiles and Hacked Nude Pictures". If you think I'm NOT downloading that, you're crazy. It's 6 fuckin' gigabytes. I'm hoping I know at least one person in there somewhere.

Torrents getting seeded slow as shit so it's still downloading, but I've gotten enough of it to see one folder is called "famous", and in that folder is apparently a couple of old black and white pics of Barrack Obama's mother naked, HAHAHA!