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|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #75 on:** September 08, 2012, 12:17:03 AM »

Quote from: Sgt. Dick on September 07, 2012, 06:37:24 PM

http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2012/09/07/Man_arrested_after_meth_offer_texted_to_officer.html

Fate is one cruel cunt.

Th0m@s29 · « **Reply #76 on:** September 18, 2012, 08:28:15 AM »

I have one and ONLY one Post Comment to make on this shitty failure of a thread no offense at all OP. But anyways and that is "Coool story brah!!!" thank you that is all Goodbye for now.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #77 on:** September 18, 2012, 10:35:00 AM »

Yeah, speaking of crystal meth...

Zeppelin · « **Reply #78 on:** October 01, 2012, 01:59:21 PM »

Hong Kong billionaire offers €50m to any man who will marry his lesbian daughter

http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/world-affairs/hong-kong-billionaire-offers-e50m-to-any-man-who-will-marry-his-lesbian-daughter-0028750-1

BIG DICK RICK · « **Reply #79 on:** October 01, 2012, 05:33:06 PM »

Quote from: Zeppelin on October 01, 2012, 01:59:21 PM

Hong Kong billionaire offers €50m to any man who will marry his lesbian daughter

http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/world-affairs/hong-kong-billionaire-offers-e50m-to-any-man-who-will-marry-his-lesbian-daughter-0028750-1

rofl, I heard about this on the radio the other day...all I'd have to do is stick my penii in her one time and she'd fall in love and I'd be rich....but seriously, I almost wonder how his daughter feels with her dad putting this out there and now having every guy she walks past fucking hooting at her and her getting constantly barraged with everything....I'm sure she's not having fun at all ;p

yahoo · « **Reply #80 on:** October 01, 2012, 05:43:14 PM »

The case reminds me of a teacher i had who openly told us that he would give his run down car to the guy who would marry his butt ugly daughter.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #81 on:** October 05, 2012, 05:46:35 AM »

This happened in my area, I'm glad I was not trying to get to work when this happened.

http://www.cfnews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2012/10/3/emu_on_the_loose_sna.html

fdrjk · « **Reply #82 on:** October 13, 2012, 10:50:54 AM »

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/10/12/google-image-search-for-completely-wrong-turns-up-mitt-romney-pictures/

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #83 on:** October 15, 2012, 02:59:46 PM »

Being the racist bastard that I am, I must admit, I hate this guy from the neck down.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/tanning-fail-bodybuilder-doesn-t-quite-cover-everything-193119057--oly.html

yahoo · « **Reply #84 on:** October 15, 2012, 03:46:35 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on October 15, 2012, 02:59:46 PM

Being the racist bastard that I am, I must admit, I hate this guy from the neck down.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/tanning-fail-bodybuilder-doesn-t-quite-cover-everything-193119057--oly.html

That guy must have thought that he looks cool.. Fail.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #85 on:** October 15, 2012, 03:59:45 PM »

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #86 on:** October 18, 2012, 12:59:18 AM »

It's stupid, but it still made me laugh.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/tom-daley-sponsorship-british-gas-causes-awkward-moment-174550810--oly.html

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #87 on:** October 18, 2012, 04:02:07 AM »

Someone knew exactly what they were doing, look at the extra press this is getting.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #88 on:** November 03, 2012, 06:29:27 AM »

Not really an article here, just a comment that someone posted on Piratebay in reply to a torrent for the movie Act of Valor. Dunno what or who pissed this guy off, but the resulting rant chocked full of bullshit was pretty hilarious.

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7275027/Act_of_Valor_2012_DVDRip_XviD-SPARKS

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brookpc at 2012-10-08 20:19 CET:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

soh · « **Reply #89 on:** February 02, 2013, 02:00:35 AM »

My uncle is my son, my son is my uncle... high five dad!

Now this tops everything for me!

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Pearl Carter and Phil Bailey, 26, have paid a surrogate mother £20,000 to have Mr Bailey’s child, which the couple plan to bring up together.

Mrs Carter, from Indiana, met Mr Bailey four years ago after he tracked her down following the death of his mother, Lynette.

Mrs Carter fell pregnant with Lynette at 18, out of wedlock, and claims that she was forced to give her child up for adoption by her strict Catholic parents.

She went on to marry, but never had any more children.

The couple, who claim to be abused in public and could face prison for incest, say that they fell in love and became lovers soon after meeting.

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