Funny articles

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Adam Sandler movie Jack and Jill sweeps Razzie awards
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17582458

The comedy picked up a record 10 prizes, including worst picture. Al Pacino, who played himself, won the worst supporting actor award.

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Canadian transgender model fires back at Miss Universe
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17605165
Jenna Talackova, 23, was kicked out of the contest last month after organisers said she he did not meet the requirement of being "naturally born" female.

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She He previously competed in Miss International Queen, a contest for transgendered women, in Thailand.

 

I don't know what's more silly, the fact that the dude here doesn't even understand why people watch beauty contests in the first place, or the fact that a place like Thailand (which doesn't even have free speech rights) would allow that pageant to exist.

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/outrage-over-alleged-stalker-app-girls-around-180950609.html

Oooooooo, this app will really help me rape random women with more success. Uh. I mean... NOT rape random women... uh... yeah.

[The Happy Friar]

psycho ex

Not really funny but painful to read.

[The Happy Friar]

Cofee Table NES controller, really works!

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psycho ex

Not really funny but painful to read.

What's interesting to infer from this story is that he was sitting "innocently" at his computer when she broke in to hit him on the head where upon his scrotum was immediately available for her to grab. There is no description of where his pants were or why his scrotum was exposed to her grasp. Methinks he was not so innocently sitting at his computer. Or perhaps they are both nudists?

[peewee_RotA]

Cofee Table NES controller, really works!

I saw a blog post about this thing a while ago. The guy was showing how he built it. At the time he wasn't considering selling them, but I'm glad that he reconsidered. Although that's about $3,400 than I'd ever spend on a coffee table.

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Colorado university cracks down on pot rally
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-04-20/marijuana-rally-colorado-university/54434614/1

After more than 10,000 people — students and non-students — attended last year's marijuana rally on Norlin Quadrangle, university officials decided this year to apply the stinky fertilizer to the quad to deter pot-smokers.

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TITS are bouncing back
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3500812/Tits-are-bouncing-back-in-British-gardens-a-survey-reveals.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

Safe for work

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psycho ex

Not really funny but painful to read.

What's interesting to infer from this story is that he was sitting "innocently" at his computer when she broke in to hit him on the head where upon his scrotum was immediately available for her to grab. There is no description of where his pants were or why his scrotum was exposed to her grasp. Methinks he was not so innocently sitting at his computer. Or perhaps they are both nudists?

He was... giving himself a physical examination.

As a member of the superior sex known as male, I feel obligated to let my fellow men know that if you perhaps one day find yourself in the unfortunate position to have your testicles clenched in the angry grasp of a she-bitch, it would be highly advisable for you to wrap your thighs around her wrist and use both hands to yank upwards on the back of her elbow until you hear her elbow crunch, at which point you will grab her flailing wrist and twist the broken appendage until her forearm makes several 360 degree turns, thus virtually guaranteeing that she will never again try this heinous maneuver on another male as long as she lives.

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Lost parakeet tells Tokyo police its address
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17934304

The bird's owner, a 64-year-old woman, said she taught the address to her pet after she bought him two years ago.

She had lost another parakeet previously and wanted to ensure that did not happen again, police said.

 

[The Happy Friar]

Woman robbed by being hypnotized

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Mother kills her son because he interrupted her Farmeville game on Facebook
 
I think this is the right place to post! on JOKES

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Rattlesnake bites customer in Wal-Mart
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18067653

Tacked on the end of the article...


Mr Craig said the serpent attacked as he reached down to brush away what he thought was a stick from a bag of mulch.

The purchase was intended for his marijuana plants, which Mr Craig said he was licensed to grow for medical reasons.



Apparently it was a snake in the grass 

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It's almost as if they named a movie after this country.... 


Brazil's business labyrinth of bureaucracy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18020623


On average, it takes 13 procedures and 119 days of work to start a business in Brazil.

And construction permits demand an average 17 procedures and 469 days to finally get authorised.

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French chef Pierre Cornet-Vernet could never imagine it would take him 11 months to open his confectionery story Paradis in Rio de Janeiro's famous Copacabana neighbourhood.

"You need a document. But to have that document, you need to hand in another seven documents. And to get each of these seven there's a different demand."

To find his way through Brazil's bureaucracy, Mr Cornet-Vernet had to hire a lawyer, a forwarding agent and an accounting specialist.

And even so he could not see the end of the journey. Each new step would bring him a new surprise. Taxes was the next one after paperwork.

"I sell macaroons, popsicles and chocolates. And each of these products is under a different tax," says Mr Cornet-Vernet.

To make it even harder and costly, his store and factory, both in the same neighbourhood, had to be registered as different businesses. On top of all that, a chocolate machine he imported to double the production, has been stuck in customs since December.