Author Topic: Funny articles (Read 41697 times)

soh · « **on:** August 09, 2010, 04:18:42 AM »

Post away

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/08/05/20100805IHOP-mascot-suzie-pancake-assaulted.html

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #1 on:** August 09, 2010, 04:58:20 AM »

From the comments section:

"Isn't that what would be called slap jacks?"

soh · « **Reply #2 on:** August 09, 2010, 05:23:26 AM »

Quote from: peewee_RotA on August 09, 2010, 04:58:20 AM

From the comments section:

"Isn't that what would be called slap jacks?"

How could I miss it

soh · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2010, 06:44:35 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wUlyt1AyMI&playnext=1&videos=u0mqTVsbLYM&feature=grec_index

The Dreaming Dragon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2011, 07:59:28 AM »

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/08/02/rockaway-dunkin-donuts-worker-accused-of-selling-sex-during-late-night-shifts/

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2011, 06:16:10 PM »

Can I have mine with extra sprinkles.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2011, 10:30:43 AM »

Monk, Accused By Maid Of Enslaving Her
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/08/soo-bok-choi_n_920883.html?test=latestnews

"The Times says it visited the homes of three of the defendants but efforts to reach them for comment were unsuccessful."

Wonder if that's because of that pesky vow of silence.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2011, 12:34:44 PM »

Weird video game titles.

http://games.yahoo.com/photos/ridiculous-video-game-names-1311959656-slideshow/ridiculous-video-game-names-photo.html

Didn't know where else to post this. Here's as a good a place as any I reckon.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2011, 04:01:20 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on August 10, 2011, 12:34:44 PM

Weird video game titles.

http://games.yahoo.com/photos/ridiculous-video-game-names-1311959656-slideshow/ridiculous-video-game-names-photo.html

Didn't know where else to post this. Here's as a good a place as any I reckon.

Tanks but no tanks.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:49:02 AM »

YOUNG MAN, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE!

http://news.yahoo.com/kindergartener-brings-crack-pipe-meth-show-tell-202314001.html

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2011, 08:38:59 AM »

US dismantles 'massive' cyber crime syndicate
many of the millions inadvertently enrolled in the fraud scheme were in government offices, schools, and corporates.

...

The gang reportedly tricked people into installing the malicious code that hijacked their PC by disguising it as a codec required to watch adult movies.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15668377

Nothing like watching porn at the post office.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2011, 09:01:19 AM »

So I'm guessing most govt computers don't run adblockers, eh?

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2011, 10:34:13 AM »

This article is so full of LOL, that it's hard to find a starting point.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-15750979

I'll start with the section about the award itself:

"The Confucius Peace Prize was established last year, apparently with official backing from Beijing, shortly after the Nobel committee announced it was awarding the peace prize to Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo.

Mr Liu has been in jail since 2008, and the decision to award him the Nobel Peace Prize enraged Beijing.

Last year's Confucius Prize went to Taiwanese politician Lien Chan.

But it was unclear whether he was made aware of the award, and he failed to turn up for the ceremony.

A young girl was given the award in his place, though the organisers refused to say who she was or why she was chosen."

Now the actual article:
"Organisers of the Confucius Peace Prize - China's alternative to the Nobel Peace Prize - say they are determined to give the award to Vladimir Putin, despite opposition from Beijing."

The reason why this is funny is because Putin has a long history of fabricating photo-ops to make him look like a bad ass.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-hilariously-insane-examples-vladimir-putin-propaganda/

http://www.cracked.com/article_19128_7-reasons-vladimir-putin-worlds-craziest-badass.html

So on top of shaking a Polar Bears Hand and being a friend of Chuck Norris, he just won a peace prize!

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #13 on:** December 09, 2011, 10:24:48 AM »

Muslim Cleric's Warning: Cucumbers Too Sexy for Women

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Danish/Lebanese journalist Helen Hajjij tweeted on Wednesday: “So if Muslim women should stay away from cucumbers and bananas, should men stay away from melons?”

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/08/muslim-cleric-reportedly-bans-women-from-handling-cucumbers/?test=latestnews?test=latestnews

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #14 on:** December 09, 2011, 12:35:30 PM »

I always wondered why women are more fond of fruits & veggies than men are

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