Naders

[Bad Mouse]

i could beat ely if my game was on, but when im worn out its not, and i wasnt gonna put up with him when im tired and my aim is off

Man get some sleep or have something to eat, the world don't revolve around a computer game.  It sounds like this is the only important thing in your life.  If gaming wears you out you must not get any physical exercise, except wacking off (you probably do that to screenshots of your stats).

if you want to talk railz stats, as of yesterday i hvae the third most rail kills, fourth most kills overall, the seventh highest kill streak at 29, and a 2.12 kdr which is quite amazing if i might say so myself im one of the best railz players thats active atm... people like letha vigi ely and gaud are the top tier when it comes to instagib in NA, only one i have played is gaud, i beat gaud, gaud has beat letha, letha has beat vigi, and ive seen ely's rail, i could out rail him if i was on no problem

Sound like you just crowned yourself as the best railer in NA.  So I have a win against the best railer in NA.  I will always treasure that screenshot, it will be something I can share with my kids and grandkids.  

railz is just somethin i play to warm up or when im in the mood for something easier

From your rail stats, either you need a lot of warm up or your getting your ass kicked in tdm and need to come play railz because it is a easier mod  

[Barton]

I like how random people talk shit to Vae. So entertaining!

[haunted]

haha yeah they pick up on the trend fairly fast.

that is the first time youve ever beat me, EVER, because you were quite on fire compared to your usual self and i was doing terrible

k. What do you rail? 30% tops? Right? Gratz you're so special. Try 60%. I've discovered old demos of me at insta, Making a frag movie. I'll be glad to share it so you can see what a real rail looks like.

30%? lol in duel i average about 30-50, in instagib if im on i only miss about every fourth of fifth rail

EDIT: which is higher than 70% just because i know your little brain couldnt figure that one out

does anyone else laugh after reading these 3 quotes? It gets me every time.

[Bad Mouse]

I like how random people talk shit to Vae. So entertaining!

I never talked to Vae before this

I played Vae and beat him, did I get a gg, no I got "that is the first game I have lost all day", "you only won because I'm worn out", "don't kid yourself, your not that good"

[|iR|Focalor]

Sound like you just crowned yourself as the best railer in NA.  So I have a win against the best railer in NA.  I will always treasure that screenshot, it will be something I can share with my kids and grandkids.  

Hmmm, I have LOTS of things to share with my grandkids then.

[Barton]

I never talked to Vae before this

That's usually how it starts. 

[[BnC]MissingNo.]

No. I love tossing my balls annoying the fuck out of people

[|iR|Focalor]

Uh... yeah, no one knows what that gay pokie-man shit is. Most of us aren't 12, bro.

[[BnC]MissingNo.]

Uh... yeah, no one knows what that gay pokie-man shit is. Most of us aren't 12, bro.

Well aren't you stupid;
Most of us can take educated guesses and look at a picture closely before saying it's  .
Perhaps the baseball-like shape and baseball glove suggest that he loves annoying the frick out of people on Normal and Hard modes of *SOME GAME* by tossing his balls all over the place.

It's Strike Man.

[V!RaL]

megaman

[haunted]

pokieman is one of the many tools of the devil

[[BTF] Reflex]

So was quake1,  I have a q1 pak with all the satanic stuff taken out somewhere.....

[[BnC]MissingNo.]

megaman

Yup.

[haunted]

he was sort of kidding guys... as in trying to give the most typical response as someone totally ignorant to which video game cartoon is which, hence pronouncing it 'pokieman'. megaman boss cartoon chars are serious bsns though i guess.

[|iR|Focalor]

hence pronouncing it 'pokieman'. megaman boss cartoon chars are serious bsns though i guess.

Yeah. Seriously gay business. Why should we have to take guesses? If we have to "guess", then obviously I'm correct in saying most of us don't know what that shit is because we aren't 12 year olds that go giddy over retarded japanese cartoons.