Ya know what...

[|iR|Focalor]

Come on down to my house. I'll introduce you, wise ass.

[elppen]

Yeah that was my next question. Whats your address?

[|iR|Focalor]

I'll give you my address when you give me your social security number, shit dick.

[elppen]

Honestly i don't think you would know what to do with it.

[|iR|Focalor]

Honestly, I think the same thing about you and vaginas.

[UUD-40]

 

[Sgt. Dick]

Honestly i don't think you would know what to do with it.

Honestly, I think the same thing about you and vaginas.

 

[haunted]

Honestly, I think the same thing about you and vaginas.

He'd have to load his wall hacks to even see one.

[elppen]

I have a hot girlfriend.  I don't know why she likes me but she is beautiful and lets me have intercourse with her.  Don't ask me why, but we've been together for like 3 years. 

[|iR|Focalor]

Why?

[peewee_RotA]

I have a hot girlfriend...she is beautiful...and lets me have intercourse with her...we've been together for like 3 years. 

The fact that you have to qualify yourself by telling us how hot and loose your girlfriend is reaks of some kid just making things up. By saying absolutely nothing you would have had a better chance of convincing anyone that this is the case. In fact, people honestly would have no interest in your love life, considering that smack talk is nothing more than smack talk. After using words like "intercourse" you pretty much give the entire board some pretty intense cannon fodder to rip you to shreds with more smack talk.

Not saying that you haven't asked for it. I'm just saying that you just opened a door, walked into it, dug yourself deeper into a pit, stepped on the head of a rake, lost your paddle halfway down river, and forgot the words to the national anthem while trying to sing it at a baseball game.

[VaeVictis]

I have a hot girlfriend...she is beautiful...and lets me have intercourse with her...we've been together for like 3 years. 

The fact that you have to qualify yourself by telling us how hot and loose your girlfriend is reaks of some kid just making things up. By saying absolutely nothing you would have had a better chance of convincing anyone that this is the case. In fact, people honestly would have no interest in your love life, considering that smack talk is nothing more than smack talk. After using words like "intercourse" you pretty much give the entire board some pretty intense cannon fodder to rip you to shreds with more smack talk.

Not saying that you haven't asked for it. I'm just saying that you just opened a door, walked into it, dug yourself deeper into a pit, stepped on the head of a rake, lost your paddle halfway down river, and forgot the words to the national anthem while trying to sing it at a baseball game.

dont forget tried to put the pin back in! this is tastyspleen afterall

[|iR|Focalor]

dont forget tried to put the pin back in! this is tastyspleen afterall

That shit works in every movie unless you're the bad guy.

Ex: Lance Henrickson in Hard Target. Van Damme rolls a grenade at him. He picks it up and takes the fuse out... but holds the fuse too close to the grenade. Fizz... "Whoops." BOOM! Hilarious death. Everyone laughs, and they all live happily ever after.

[elppen]

peewee when a woman decides she loves you she does something called sex.  Although your christian mother said "only loose woman have sex" This is not the case. Woman have sex, and are not whores for doing so. I found the word intercourse to be funny because it is a funny word.  You one day may not have to imagine what a vagina feels like when you masterbate, and actually know the wonderful feeling of sex. good luck.



*edit: When you do fuck do not produce children thanx

[peewee_RotA]

imagine what a vagina feels like

With you being one, I imagine that you feel pretty annoyed every time that you are verbally owned while trying to troll.
 



And here of course, is your idea of Intercourse.
http://www.800padutch.com/intercourse.shtml

Watch out for various STDs common among those Amish women. Meninitis being the worst.