Honestly i don't think you would know what to do with it.
Honestly, I think the same thing about you and vaginas.
I have a hot girlfriend...she is beautiful...and lets me have intercourse with her...we've been together for like 3 years.
Quote from: elppen on June 01, 2010, 09:57:06 PMI have a hot girlfriend...she is beautiful...and lets me have intercourse with her...we've been together for like 3 years. The fact that you have to qualify yourself by telling us how hot and loose your girlfriend is reaks of some kid just making things up. By saying absolutely nothing you would have had a better chance of convincing anyone that this is the case. In fact, people honestly would have no interest in your love life, considering that smack talk is nothing more than smack talk. After using words like "intercourse" you pretty much give the entire board some pretty intense cannon fodder to rip you to shreds with more smack talk.Not saying that you haven't asked for it. I'm just saying that you just opened a door, walked into it, dug yourself deeper into a pit, stepped on the head of a rake, lost your paddle halfway down river, and forgot the words to the national anthem while trying to sing it at a baseball game.
dont forget tried to put the pin back in! this is tastyspleen afterall
imagine what a vagina feels like