Oh those wacky Nigerians!

[peewee_RotA]

 

[soh]

LMAO Fucken people

[|iR|Focalor]

Got this in my email tonight. I'm not signed up with any dating websites, so it's obviously scam spam, but it made me laugh. Too bad all my spam email ain't this funny.

You have not got an imagination what really cool beauty is if u have not seen me!
Name of mine is Wilda and I am sweetie!
Your personal page became my mouth water and that's why I decided to write u a message
and communicate with you closer a little bit.
We should know more about each other and maybe we would become friends, lovers or maybe
even create some serious relations.
My info: I am 22 years old and I'm working as a seller in in a big firm. I'm a brunette
and got second size of tits.
And now, what's about you, darling?

Second size of tits? This is intriguing. What is the first size? And is there a third, fourth, and fifth size of tits? Or is she referring to the fact that she has FOUR titties?
And she works as a seller in a "big firm"... what a coincidence, I have a "big firm" of my own in my pants.

[Sgt. Dick]

 

[yahoo]

I make it a point that everytime I recieve a email spam/scame , i would paste the spammers addy on porn subscription list so they get flooded with spams also

[|iR|Focalor]

Don't do that. Most times they spoof the address it comes from. Usually if the email contains a clickable link, the sender address doesn't even exist. But occasionally they happen to use an address of someone who had nothing to do with the email. Just block it and move on.

[The Dreaming Dragon]

Today's entree got my attention 2 ways:it slipped past my spam filter with the name Mr. Peter Oliver normal enough to be possible(Despite the title of the e-mail being "  DELIVERY NOTICE FROM DHL EXPRESS DELIVERY SERVICES !! " ).  Why bother sending an e-mail lure with the nameof sender being dfugslfg or ahxlAGAS  OR kjhjsdlaidha? maybe from India...reading a phonebook from Bangladesh must sound great to scat with a wailing trumpet carving your mental foreground...serious jazz.And speaking of serious jazz,the second point is how the writer has been surfing the news sites in his quest to polish up this turd of an occupation without shame or  discouragement in their persuit of ungainly gain. Considering Nigeria,and long dominating tribal customs traditions and folklore may bless this trickster lifestyle since their Spider God Anansi  has been performing Bugs Bunny like tricks and derring-do against serious odds is what the told each other around campfires in starry nights.  I see the whole Gangsta thing as an offshoot of this. Dangerous games,startling upsets and to be the stuff of legends.It may be why they re-elected Marion Barry. Your Sworn Elected Official running the city of Washington DC caught on tape smoking C-R-A-C-K with some Hooker,and his only memorable quote was "The Bitch set me up!" He was arrested,but got relelcted when he started wearing a hat traditional to some African faction. They Understand,those voters. The writer understands and goes through great lengths to point out how carefully the UN has insured that your prize money wasn't from Drug Lords in Mexico nor will be used for Terrorist activity. Not sure if persecuting the neighbors with your luxury bought with the Prize Money counts.Sooooo here we go!

DELIVERY NOTICE

Good day to you, I  am  Peter Oliver,  DHL EXPRESS have been waiting for you to
contact our company for your Confirmable ATM Card of $2.500M (TWO MILLION, FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS), placed for onward delivery to you by the
United Nation Board having their Head Office in United Kingdom, was conceived
with the objective of human growth, Educational, and Community development they
only provided us your email address, For your information they have paid for the
Security Keeping Fee, Insurance premium of the ATM Card showing that it is not a
Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country. The
international roaming ATM Card was issue by AMAL BANK LTD.

The requirement left for you to meet up with, is the payment of your prize
delivery fee to DHL EXPRESS to deliver your ATM direct to your postal Address in
your country as delivering Charges fees of the Courier Company, So far United
Nation Board would have paid that but DHL EXPRESS said no because we do not know
when you will contact us, You have to contact DHL EXPRESS now with this
information bellow.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Full Names:
Mobile Telephone Number:
Country:
Occupation:
Home Address:

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Yours in Service,

Mr. Peter Oliver
Dispatch Officer
DHL EXPRESS DELIVERY SERVICES


Oh,LOL and ROFLMOW! It seems I am wanted by the FBI...again!

WARRANT TO ARREST YOU GET BACK TO US FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

FBI OFFICE to youshow details.
 
FBI_final_warning.txt (8 KB)

Damn,its Tough to be a Gangsta...

 

[|iR|Focalor]

Just reply and say "That's odd, because I WORK FOR THE FBI."

[bluemeanies]

^

fail

[|iR|Focalor]

hotlink owned daniel san.

[The Dreaming Dragon]

Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic.

Well,I finally got an e-mail worth posting!

Honestly I thought the Art of the Nigerian scam had finally faded. Nearly all of the spam I've recieved since then was of a Loaded Link type: some random person sending a suspicious link embedded in the e-mail's body. Unoriginal,dull. But here'sone worth the read and chuckles...the FBI,after threatening me with previous e-mails(also documented here) now wants to Reward me!
About damn time too.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
 
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C
 
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
 
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDINGs
 
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
 

Attention: BENEFICIARY,
 
This is to officially inform you that a foreign bank from West Africa have transferred funds worth $10.5 Millions of United States Dollars with your name as the beneficiary. This foreign bank knows that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from their location to your account and therefore they used what is known as Secret Transit Diplomatic Payment (S.T.D.P) to do this transfer and they are currently awaiting a confirmation from you for final crediting to your account. Secret Transit Diplomatic Payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities, so if you are not intending to finance terrorism and your transaction is legitimate, why then did you agree to receive these funds through this means that was used instead of a direct transfer to your account?
 
Our findings shows that this method of transfer was used in the past to finance terrorist acts, so there is need to correct this problem now to avoid you getting into trouble when the funds reflects in your account. Under the United Nations monetary rules it is our duty as a worldwide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account. Due to the increased difficulty and security measures set up by the United States for the transfer of funds from foreign banks, the FBI foreign bank commission have stopped the transfer on its way to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (s.d.t.a) we govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world.
 
 
 
 
 
We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper reifications and prove from you in order to ensure that the money you are about to receive is clean and legal. The funds are right here in United State in your name, but the bank has been instructed not to release the funds to anybody until we have finalized our investigations. Note that the funds will not be credited into your personal account until the needed document is provided.
 




Your duty is to prove to us that the funds you are about to receive is a clean and the only way to prove that is by sending us this Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST). You are to forward this document to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don't have it let us know so that we will direct you to where you will obtain it so that your funds can be released. This document is to be issued to you from the location of the foreign bank to affect your funds transfer. The Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. This Condition is Valid until 5 days after which the funds shall be confiscated and legal action will be taken against you.
 


 
 
 
 
Guarantee: Funds will be released upon confirmation of the DIST document.
 
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Final Instruction;
 
1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee.
 
2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared.
 
3. Beneficiaries bank in can only release funds.
 
4. upon confirmation from the World Bank / United Nations.
 
5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.
 
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We have confirmed that the amount required to procure your document which is called the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) will cost you a total of $550 USD only and the fee should be paid directly to the PAYMENT OFFICE IN NIGERIA via Western Union Money transfer with the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC):
 


 
 
Once you have sent the required information to EFCC, they will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $550 USD only for the procurement of your (DIST) DOCUMENT, to enable her expedite action on the processing and release of your payment without any further delay. You have hereby been authorized /guaranteed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the (DIST) DOCUMENT has been made to the authorized agent.
 
   

 
 
NOTE: We have requested for the DIST document to make available the most complete and update records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Document to us, we will charge you with the financial crimes. The United Nations Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Service (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities and once you have completed payment of $550 to the agent in charge of this transaction, you're advised to keep us posted to enable us follow up with the release of your payment and Act fast.
 
 
 
 
 
FEDERAL BUREAU INVESTIGATION
 
ROBERT S. MUELLER III,
 
DIRECTOR, FBI

[peewee_RotA]

[yahoo]

 

[The Dreaming Dragon]

This one impressed me...it claims to be a lawyer claiming to sue the Nigerian scammers,and ends up offering me their OWN scam !

Economics And Financial Crime Commission,
15a Awolowo Road Ikoyi,
Lagos Nigeria.
Website: www.efccnigeria.org
Fraud victims/$950,000
Our ref: 10667fv
Your ref: 890.
 
Attention
 
We came across your email address while going through the list of people
that have received fraudulent mails from Nigerians. I am Ibrahim
Abdullahi Lamorde. Chairman economic and financial crimes commission
(EFCC) of the federal republic of Nigeria. Per-adventure you fell victim
to fraudsters [scammers] and we are looking for evidence from you so that
we can get these people and prosecute to life imprisonment for tarnishing
the image of our country and making the world an unbearable place. Hence,
we implore you to take precautions. in addition, stop replying any mails
you suspect forward every of their mails directly to this office,
so that we can commence investigation. Your interest will be highly
protected and you will be compensated financially with the sum of $950,000
if you cooperate with us.
 
We understand that some of these fraudsters claim to be in London England,
Benin republic and South Africa but be rest assured that we know they are
operating from Nigeria. We implore you to assist us with this
investigation.
 
 
We shall compensate you for all your help.

Yours truly,
 
Mr. Ibrahim A. Lamorde.

[The Dreaming Dragon]

Call me Ishmael...

Greetings From Captain George,
 


I know you will be surprised to read my email. I got your contact from your Email domain, apart from being surprise you may be skeptical to reply me because based on what is happening on the internet world, one has to be very careful because a lot of scammers are out there to scam innocent citizens and this has made it very difficult for people to believe anything that comes through the internet but this is a different case.lf You will be Willing to show me your honesty and trust I think Will I be able to work with You.
 


Am a captain with Royal Caribbean Luxury cruise ship, my name is George Biffers Ishmael, I am 57 years British born but i relocate with my late dad back Egypt when i was 12, my dad was originally from Egypt.i later return back to UK. am a member royal Caribbean luxury cruise ship, I was deployed as a rescue team of the italian cruise ship Costa Concordia disaster on 13 January 2012.I would like to share some personal information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career which was at the fore-front of the italian cruise ship Costa Concordia disaster Tuscan island of Giglio italy.
 


Though, I would like to hold back certain information for security reasons please visit the BBC websites stated below to enable you have an insight what I intend to share with you, believing that it would be of your interest one-way or the other.
 


http://www.cbsnews.com/2718-202_162-1422/italian-cruise-disaster/
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16561382
 


Also, could you get back to me having visited the above website to enable us discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding. I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing you because base on what is happening all over the world one has to be careful. In this regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for mutual benefit between you and I, business partnership and investment purposes nothing more.
 


I will be vivid and coherent in my next message in this regards, meanwhile, could you send me an email confirming that you have visited the site.
 


Best regards,
 
Cpt. George Biffers Ishmael.