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I want to play a game...
« on: December 22, 2019, 11:50:02 AM »


Mmkay...

1. A giant U-shaped Kielbasa sausage. The ones you always see at the grocery store but probably never buy.



2. Some Astroglide. NOT the KY jelly, ONLY the Astroglide brand... because the name is "ASSSSSTRO-GLIDE". :D



3. Wine in a box with a spout. The biggest fuckin' most ridiculously massive box of the most redneck brand they got.

OR...

Substitute that for an entire case of Boones Farm. ;D
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Re: I want to play a game...
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2019, 02:15:04 PM »
Preparation-H, the weirdest/freakiest sex lubricant they have, and a romance novel.

You really need 4 things because a cucumber would round those out nicely.
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Re: I want to play a game...
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2019, 06:39:13 PM »
I am going with.

1. a Enema
2. One of those large Pepperoni sticks
3. Astroglide
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Re: I want to play a game...
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2019, 06:03:36 AM »
The "Richard Gere"...

1. A gerbil from the pet dept.
2. extra large condoms
3. A giant box of over-the-counter sleep aids
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Re: I want to play a game...
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2019, 05:59:16 PM »

1. Lace panties
2. Condoms
3. Go-Pro Camera
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Re: I want to play a game...
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2019, 06:05:31 PM »

1. Lace panties
2. Condoms
3. Go-Pro Camera

The "Spawngirl"...

1. Extra strength laxatives
2. Condoms
3. Go-Pro Camera

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Re: I want to play a game...
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2019, 06:51:39 AM »
I would send 2 women to grab:

1 large margarita glass
A box of laxatives
And a spoon
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