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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #120 on: February 04, 2010, 05:21:22 PM »
okay guys, superbowl weekend !! and i know nothing about football but am in a pool at work and could use some help.....
I have 12  quick questions?
1  who will win?
2  which will be the first team to score?
3  will a player rush for more than 100 yards?
4  will a quarterback pass for more than 300 yards?
5  will a receiver catch at least eight passes?
6  will there be a blocked kick or punt?
7  will a kickoff or punt be returned for a touchdown?
8  will there be a successful field goal over 47 yards?
9  will there be a successful two-point conversion
10  will either defensive unit record five sacks?
11  will either starting quarterback be replaced (for any reason)?
12  will the game end with a kneel down?


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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #121 on: February 04, 2010, 05:38:56 PM »
I'm not putting anything on the SuperBowl. Just gonna sit back, relax, drink a few beers, get stoned, and veg out.

I don't even care who wins. As long as it isn't a blowout. I'm just glad to finally see the Saints in the SuperBowl for once.
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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #122 on: February 04, 2010, 05:50:03 PM »
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okay guys, superbowl weekend !! and i know nothing about football but am in a pool at work and could use some help.....
I have 12  quick questions?
1  who will win? Indy
2  which will be the first team to score? New Orleans
3  will a player rush for more than 100 yards? No.
4  will a quarterback pass for more than 300 yards? yes. Both.
5  will a receiver catch at least eight passes? No.
6  will there be a blocked kick or punt? No.
7  will a kickoff or punt be returned for a touchdown? Yes.
8  will there be a successful field goal over 47 yards? Yes.
9  will there be a successful two-point conversion No.
10  will either defensive unit record five sacks? no.
11  will either starting quarterback be replaced (for any reason)? No.
12  will the game end with a kneel down? Yes.


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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #123 on: February 06, 2010, 03:53:28 PM »
Hard to believe it's all going to be over tomorrow. There will be no more football to occupy my time on sundays anymore. I will feel so lost.

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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #124 on: February 07, 2010, 08:42:48 AM »
This should be an entertaining game, no matter who wins.  Both teams are never out of a game because they can score quickly. Most of the talking heads don't give the Saints a chance, but I think they are underestimating how good the Saints' defense is when they are healthy. I hope Freeney plays the whole game - I don't want any excuses. Saints take a knee:

Saints: 35

Colts:  24                           :yessign:
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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #125 on: February 07, 2010, 09:26:45 AM »
I'm not betting any on this one, but I'm hoping the Saints slaughter them 43-0.

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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #126 on: February 07, 2010, 06:55:02 PM »
Well, Saints won 31-17. Rejoice, you few Saints fans, wherever you are...
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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #127 on: February 07, 2010, 08:55:24 PM »
Well, Saints won 31-17. Rejoice, you few Saints fans, wherever you are...

re·joice (ri jo̵is′)

intransitive verb rejoiced -·joiced′, rejoicing -·joic′·ing
to be glad, happy, or delighted; be full of joy

The best team won and I am glad, happy, delighted, and full of joy. I am one of many. I am everywhere.   :-*

Saints......31
Colts........17      :bravo:

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« Reply #128 on: February 08, 2010, 06:40:36 AM »
That was a GREAT game. I'm glad I finally got to see the Saints win the SuperBowl once in my lifetime. :evilking:
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« Reply #129 on: February 08, 2010, 07:15:39 AM »
Meh. Didn't watch it.

Not because I don't normally watch football (NFL/CFL) but because they blocked the great commercials. To me, from a non-fan perspective, is the only reason to watch the SB.
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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #130 on: February 09, 2010, 06:37:01 PM »
well i didnt watch the game, never have probably never will...but like to gamble :) :)

Thanks Troll for your input lol had no clue going into this !!

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« Reply #131 on: February 11, 2010, 08:02:08 AM »
What the fuck am I supposed to do on Sundays now? Something productive!?! :nosign:
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« Reply #132 on: February 11, 2010, 08:32:51 AM »
What the fuck am I supposed to do on Sundays now? Something productive!?! :nosign:

No shit, I am already going thru withdrawl.
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« Reply #133 on: February 11, 2010, 08:38:18 AM »
Play some Madden XX
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Re: The NFL 2009 season thread
« Reply #134 on: April 24, 2010, 04:06:28 PM »
Yeah yeah, the seasons over technically, but NFL football never "stops".

Appears as though the Denver Broncos picked up Florida QB Tim Tebow as a first round draft pick.



With all the talk of how he won't cut it as an NFL quarterback because of his exaggerated pre-throw motion that has the potential to clue in the defensive as to where he's going with the ball... I still think he can't do ANY worse than Jay Cutler. I don't know if anyone remembers Cutler's performance in the last half of the season last year, but lemme tell ya, it was downright pathetic. I was kinda surprised that he was actually a #25 pick in that round, I thought surely someone else would've been willing to take a chance on him and snap him up within the first 5 picks of the first round. He wasn't even the first QB in the draft to be picked! Oklahoma's QB Sam Bradford was picked #1 in the first round by St. Louis Rams. I really don't think that Tim Tebow is the nice well-mannered good sport that people seem to think he is. I think he was nice while he was kicking ass in college ball and having it come so easy to him. I think that if he is ever paraded out as a starter in the NFL and gets his ass whooped consistently (like I'm hoping will happen :badgrin:), we'll start seeing him crying like a little bitch just like he did in that last game he lost that prevented the Gators from heading to the BCS championship.

Nebraska tackle Ndamukong Suh in a first round pick (again, no surprise there) to the Detroit Lions. That kinda disappoints me in a way. Detroit has be notoriously shitty for a long time. Even with a decent rookie QB last year like UGA's Matt Stafford, I think they still only managed to win 2 or 3 games all year. On one hand, it sucks to see such a tremendous talent go to waste on a team that will probably not be able to match his efforts on the offensive side. Then again, his addition to the roster could be an integral piece of the puzzle towards creating a team that will be able to compete strongly.

Of course none of these picks are necessarily set in stone yet. People can still be traded around before the 2010 season begins, as well as any free agent acquisitions.

I can't wait for pre-season to start in another couple of months. There ain't shit on TV. Who gives a flying fuck about baseball. Every year it's the same shit. The New York Yankees prove that you can indeed BUY the best team. Fucking ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
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