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Re: Kicked from game on connect?
« Reply #90 on: September 25, 2013, 10:16:35 PM »
You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never be unbanned.

Did you miss this part...cause that's very important...and the shrubbery must be one that looks nice and not too expensive.
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Re: Kicked from game on connect?
« Reply #91 on: September 26, 2013, 08:12:08 AM »
Guys, you are crazy a little bit
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Re: Kicked from game on connect?
« Reply #92 on: September 26, 2013, 10:49:36 AM »
Guys, you are crazy a little bit

You're simply not making any sense. I'm afraid you now have a lifetime ban for your open defiance and willful insolence. Good day sir!
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Re: Kicked from game on connect?
« Reply #93 on: September 26, 2013, 11:14:25 AM »
damn, if i had a nickel for everyone who got a permaban for not sending the urine sample, id be one seriously rich motherfucker :D
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Re: Kicked from game on connect?
« Reply #94 on: September 26, 2013, 11:25:56 AM »
Nee!


There is an alternate method,  it involves a herring.

Sometimes I think it’s a sin when I feel like I’m winnin’ when I’m losin’ again

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« Reply #95 on: September 26, 2013, 12:32:57 PM »
Guys, you are crazy a little bit

Yes. We're pulling your leg.

Probably shouldn't have told you that either. So let me make it clear: DO NOT send the FBI a vial of piss, especially since you live where you do. Last thing I need is a herd of feds knocking on my door when they mistake your pee pee for a biological weapon (they're just smart enough to do that) and wanna investigate me for being involved in domestic terrorism.
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« Reply #96 on: September 26, 2013, 05:29:38 PM »
Good Stuff, I  :lolsign: at carlos first couple of responses.
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« Reply #97 on: September 26, 2013, 06:18:17 PM »
please, remove the bann

OK, the ban is removed. Hopefully the coop server does not begin mysteriously crashing again while you are connected.


Good luck!

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Re: Kicked from game on connect?
« Reply #98 on: September 27, 2013, 08:52:11 AM »
OK, the ban is removed...

May we please see a photo of the shrubbery for the archives? Also, was it delivered by swallow? And if so, what kind?
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« Reply #99 on: November 07, 2014, 05:58:06 PM »
I'm Celeron on the weapons server. I get disconnected every time I play. I attached my config file. Any ideas what is wrong?
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« Reply #100 on: November 07, 2014, 06:55:38 PM »
I'm Celeron on the weapons server. I get disconnected every time I play. I attached my config file. Any ideas what is wrong?

What message is printed to your console (if any) when you are disconnected?

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« Reply #101 on: May 17, 2017, 11:16:42 AM »
-cut im a massive retard and just did massive necromancy on a stickied thread-
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