The Official 2016-2017 Football Thread

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Failclowns 

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Yeah. Ain't that some shit? Lose the superbowl in the biggest choke in superbowl history and you get paid tons of money to endorse a product using that as the selling point. "I fuckin' lost! Buy Gatorade!" Fuck you, Matt.

I suppose the message is... "Next year we're gonna be even better!" Yeah. I'll hold my breath on that promise.

I heard the other day they reinked RB Devonta Freeman's contract and now he's gonna be getting paid some SERIOUS money. Which means, as per usual Atlanta luck, he will be injured around game1 and then... who gives a fuck when he comes back, because by then they'll be out of the playoff race.

Then again, who the fuck even knows. Last September, I would've bet my LIFE against 50 bucks that the Falcons wouldn't make it to the Superbowl. I'd make that bet again this year thinking there's no way lightning could strike the same place twice. Ryan's kinda like Joe Flacco. When he's on, he looks legendary. When he's off, you're like, "Is this the same fuckin' guy who showed up last week? Take the fuckin' helmet off, who's under there?"

[haunted]

You have always heard me run my mouth about Mitch trubisky way before anyone even knew his name in these threads. I always thought he would do well in the NFL but definitely think he should've stayed in college another year. He looked insanely confident and did excellent against a Denver 2nd and 3rd string defense. It's still too soon to say anything really but he sure as hell made mike Glennon look bad. Glennon isn't an all star but he is experienced.

Damn I wish he would've stayed at UNC. The kid near singlehandedly beat Florida state and Pittsburgh. Right now I'm going to UNC UVA and probably UNC ND.

[Sgt. Dick]

UNC will be at the top of my favorite schools when they play ND.  I hope ND has a losing season and coach Kelly gets so red that he explodes