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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha smoking?

« on: March 13, 2014, 02:26:43 PM »

So I got it home and peeled the metal seal off the can. WOW. This stuff smells AMAZING. It smells fucking beautiful. This smell is LIFE-CHANGING! If you're a smoker and you think a fresh pack of Marlboros or Camels (or whatever brand you smoke) smells good, you have NO FUCKING IDEA what "good" smells like until you take a whiff of this stuff. You take one sniff of this stuff in the can and you'll be saying to yourself, "Jesus Christ, what the hell have I been smoking all this time!?! It smells nothing like this!"

Anyway, rolled a couple, then smoked one. Oh my fuck-biscuits. That's the best cigarette I've ever smoked in my life. From now on, Camel and Marlboro can go fuck themselves as far as I'm concerned.

Take a closer look at the stash of papers neatly packed in the top of your fresh can , none better. imo 

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/dev/random / Re: Your thougts on Illuminati/New World Order

« on: June 26, 2012, 03:47:47 PM »

What the fuck is this about? Anyone think it's true?

 

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/


               

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weapons / Re: Most overpowered WODX weapon

« on: May 06, 2012, 01:18:44 PM »

Some good suggestions!
How would you suggest harmlessly defusing IEDs?

Hi there.

        How about an auto targeting Gauss Pistol? Good weapon to have around IEDs..My 2 cents

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Jokes / Re: Funny videos

« on: March 19, 2012, 05:04:18 PM »

   Shopping in Texas.




 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIMiLF_L8s8


                                 

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures

« on: October 02, 2011, 03:49:31 PM »

                        


 


P.S Sry Worm couldn't help it .. Too funny
 

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Outdoor Activities / Zombie Training Video

« on: August 10, 2011, 07:37:41 PM »

As we are getting into the early part of the hunting season out here in the great Western Sonoran Desert, Thought i would offer up a good training video .. Enjoy.....  


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5jYlvLtgOM



This is the model i pack when i go out.Not much good for Dove's or Coyote's nor Lobo's, But all them pesky Zombies out
and abouts.......Beware!!! 




P.S. Happy Hunting

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Jokes / Re: Complaint Letter About TastySpleen

« on: July 20, 2011, 05:30:07 PM »

                                http://www.pakin.org/complaint

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Jokes / Complaint Letter About TastySpleen

« on: July 19, 2011, 03:31:53 PM »

               

My complaint about TastySpleen
At the risk of sounding like a dour frotteurism enthusiast, I will attempt to humbly set forth a brief précis of TastySpleen's most abominable fusillades in hopes of convincing you, the reader, to help act honorably. Let me begin by observing that the proverbs of Theognis, like those of Solomon, are observations on human nature, ordinary life, and civil society, with moral reflections on the facts. I quote him as a witness of the fact that I have a plan to prevent the production of a new crop of censorious boeotians. I call this plan "Operation deal with TastySpleen's dotty, inattentive quips on a case-by-case basis". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that it's easy for us to shake our heads at TastySpleen's foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should build a sane and healthy society free of TastySpleen's destructive influences. It's easy for us to say, "TastySpleen should be in better control of its hormones." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because noisome loudmouths like TastySpleen are not born—they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, TastySpleen says it's going to force me to shake in my boots from fear before you know it. Is it out of its gruesome mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that its subordinates actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these classes of disdainful proponents of priggism are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will improve the world in the near future. In reality, of course, TastySpleen should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. 

Do you think I'm the only one who wants to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations? I assure you, I am not. But if we were to let TastySpleen get away with funding, assembling, and training peremptory peculators to rob, steal, cheat, and murder, that would be a gross miscarriage of justice. TastySpleen wants us to believe that a totalitarian dictatorship is the best form of government we could possibly have. How stupid does it think we are? Apparently, even know-it-all TastySpleen doesn't know the answer to that one. It wouldn't matter if it did, given that if you looked up "homicidal" in the dictionary, you'd probably see its logo.

TastySpleen uses its influence to coordinate a revolution. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: We're all in this mess together. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that TastySpleen occasionally writes letters accusing me and my friends of being the most dodgy prevaricators I've ever seen. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which TastySpleen habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that it has been trying to trick people into believing that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. Apparently, it has succeeded beyond its wildest dreams with morally crippled, foolhardy dunderheads; they're now fully convinced that TastySpleen's writings will spread enlightenment to the masses, nurture democracy, reestablish the bonds of community, bring us closer to God, and generally work to the betterment of Man and society. Anyway, that's it for this letter. Let TastySpleen read it and weep.

 Now i feel lots better..........

                                                         LOL J/K

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xatrix / Re: diluted skin

« on: July 15, 2011, 02:34:28 PM »

Neat! A cow with 2 legs

                                     

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha listening to?

« on: May 27, 2011, 08:01:07 PM »

           Some  Cream..  (not fresh)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znXmZr8MiV0




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RECUlpVPzN4&feature=related

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Skins, Models and Maps / Some new Maps

« on: January 13, 2011, 05:40:09 PM »

Something New..


http://planetquake.gamespy.com/fullstory.php?id=164093

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/dev/random / Re: Hot bitches

« on: December 29, 2010, 04:25:52 PM »

         


               



                             

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Trouble Shooting / Re: Making sound happen..

« on: October 31, 2010, 03:48:32 PM »

My brother }{awkins and I used to put 12 sound packages on our computers and would play them back and forth.  IE, 'run forest run' when my brother would run w/1 health left and I missed a kill.
run forest was setup with the f buttons and we had 12 to choose from.  When I hit F1, we would both hear the same wav file.  Maybe there's a way to include it in the server.cfg?

Thanks,
TheBeastWithin

Used to play with that years ago for laughs.. Wod vers. 8.0 had that voice command ,as long as both have the same wav.files, but it is a Wod mod..
                  Try here , links still work..

http://planetquake.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Quake2.List&game=5&category_select_id=26
 

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art, music, etc. / Re: The worst video/song I have ever seen/heard

« on: September 22, 2010, 08:09:44 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MdpaoBbK8c

the indian version of "Thriller"

 

Golimar!! Golimar!! Golimar!!

Yea, Frikkin headache ...... 

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha listening to?

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:26:49 PM »

                                      Dylan and Harry Dean.....


               
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Hvny7pX8g&feature=avmsc2




             


                                       Traveling Wilburys....

               
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwqhdRs4jyA