Car Stories

[ReCycled]

Everybody's got a few - some crazy, some grim. When I was 18 this guy at work had just bought a used Austin Healey 3000 which is a British sports car. This one was a convertible. When we were out cruising on the highway I remarked how low to the ground the thing was. "I'll show you how low it is" he yelled over the wind noise. With that he chases down a tractor trailer and drives UNDER it and out the other side.
Scared the shit outta me....
 

[jägermonsta]

That's pretty crazy.

I use to smoke a lot of weed in my car with friends. The end.

[Pr0c3550r]

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Car stories!! 100's of them 

[[BTF] Reflex]

That's pretty crazy.

I use to smoke a lot of weed in my car with friends. The end.

I was living in a house with my ex,  parents didnt smoke so we had to smoke outside..  in the car.
after like a year of de-seeding bags in the car as we smoked, there were like 10,000 seeds on the floor.

was very interesting when I finally got pulled over and  that thing got searched...    nothin but seeds
they were a tad dissapointed

[jägermonsta]

I was living in a house with my ex,  parents didnt smoke so we had to smoke outside..  in the car.
after like a year of de-seeding bags in the car as we smoked, there were like 10,000 seeds on the floor.

was very interesting when I finally got pulled over and  that thing got searched...    nothin but seeds
they were a tad dissapointed

rofl that's awesome.

When I got my first car it had 70k miles on it, by the time I got my new car, it had 120k miles on it with in the 2 years I owned it. I literally only drove to work in the thing which at the time was only 3 miles away from me... the other 45k miles were all burn rides. In that 45k of burn rides, we never once got pulled over. (even though every car at night time was a cop to us )

[lidz]

No shit, I could turn a tractor trailer into a cop if I was high enough.

Car stories - when it would snow, we would find a huge parking lot, tie a rope to the back of the bumper and pull each other around.  One person would hold the rope while the other would drive.  You can get going pretty fast, then crank the wheel that skier would go flying.  Surprised no one died - Fun though.

[[BTF] Reflex]

same car..

I got pulled over without insurance,  guy had me out of the car and searched..  he wanted to search the car I said fine.
had just gotten over a cold,  and used the entire car as a trash can for 1,000 kleenex.  under and around my seat.


Took one look and said no thanx

[Whirlingdervish]

when it would snow, we would find a huge parking lot, tie a rope to the back of the bumper and pull each other around. One person would hold the rope while the other would drive. You can get going pretty fast, then crank the wheel that skier would go flying. Surprised no one died - Fun though.

we don't get much snow out here, but my high school buds and I did approximately the same thing using some garage sale bought downhill skis behind a mid-60s GMC pickup truck on an asphalt parking lot.

you dont wear the boots tho, just loosen the bindings and stick your shoes in so you can let go of the bumper and run out of it when it inevitably becomes too fast and dangerous..

The sparks that fly as the asphalt eats the edges off of the skis are pretty impressive.

 


sadly that truck got rolled in the desert doing donuts on dry dirt, and it caught on fire while being towed back due to a certain buddy of mine flicking his cigarettes out the window of the tow truck and through the broken windsheild of his own busted ass truck.

[jägermonsta]

same car..

I got pulled over without insurance,  guy had me out of the car and searched..  he wanted to search the car I said fine.
had just gotten over a cold,  and used the entire car as a trash can for 1,000 kleenex.  under and around my seat.


Took one look and said no thanx

ROFL this has happened to us too. in my friends shit box we got stopped once, we hadn't been smoking yet but he had weed on us. the cop took a flash light to the back seat and saw the piles upon piles of trash stacked up in it, just told us to have a good night.

[reaper]

I believe the polilce can confiscate your car in NY even for a seed.  Not that it happens.

[metaL]

back in high school, when i turned 16 i had a 1991 S10 spray painted flat black.  i paid 1500 dollars for that rusty bitch and it lasted a good 4 years.  I was the first of my friends to get my license, so we ended up taking my truck out for a good hell ride from time to time. we'd occasionally get like 3-4 of us together and drive down streets littered with nearly a hundred cottages the night before trash day and run over/into every damn trash can in our path at around 20-30mph.  many times the impact torqued the hinge enough to make it snap and the lid would fly off like a frisbee around 30 feet.  a few times i literally laughed until i was in pain haha.  i remember we ran over this same dude's trash can like 3 nights in a row.. 3rd night it was filled with rocks, lol... no sense crying over a dented bumper and a cracked grill!

it turns out that s10's also work great for going to the local cement plant and gathering 30 lb concrete slabs.  we'd have the passenger about half way out the window basically 2-handed shot putting these boulders at the biggest signs we could find while doing around 80mph.  being in another vehicle behind the people doing it is also fun, getting to watch the sign snap in half and get launched deep into the woods, after hearing the impact which sounded pretty much like a shotgun blast.

possibly more stories to come.. i have a pic too, i'll see if i can find it 

[|iR|Focalor]

I got caught fucking my girlfriend on top of the parking deck in downtown Athens near the UGA campus a few years back. Bicycle cops too. Caught me with my pants down... literally. I had her bent over the passenger seat of my Dodge Ram and I was nailing it from behind when all of the sudden I see two heads whizzing past my tailgate. After checking our IDs to make sure we weren't probationers or had warrants on us, one of the cops said, "Don't you think this is a little ironic, with that sticker on your back windshield?" I had a sticker that said, "Unless you're nude, DON'T TOUCH THIS TRUCK!" They let us go with a warning. WHEW!

The next Friday night, we went back to Athens. It was almost our regular Friday night thing. We were sitting at Mellow Mushroom out on the patio by the street eating our pizza and drinking some beers. We see the SAME two cops ride by on their bikes and stop at the red light right beside us. They look over and just shake their heads. I had parked at the top of the parking deck again. I always did because I felt it was the safest spot to pack a bowl for the ride back to her house. When we got back to my truck, there was a female officer standing at the other end of the parking deck. Sooooooo... we decided to leave. Instead, she blew me all the way home. I could barely concentrate on driving. In fact, I managed to get us lost by the airport. Good times, hehe.

[metaL]

one of the cops said, "Don't you think this is a little ironic, with that sticker on your back windshield?" I had a sticker that said, "Unless you're nude, DON'T TOUCH THIS TRUCK!" They let us go with a warning. WHEW!

i gotta post the pic of my truck tomorrow.. you WILL NOT win the best bumper sticker on the back windshield award!! haha

[[BTF]Sigma]

Doing donuts in the snow @ Landsdown Mall in Richmond, BC.

There's a covered area that was used for a Safeway grocery's customer loading area that was perfect for gaining speed.

I have accuired satellite details of our vectors...

[lidz]

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