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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2008, 11:01:06 PM »
lol Sigma....
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2008, 11:39:18 PM »
one of the cops said, "Don't you think this is a little ironic, with that sticker on your back windshield?" I had a sticker that said, "Unless you're nude, DON'T TOUCH THIS TRUCK!" They let us go with a warning. WHEW!

i gotta post the pic of my truck tomorrow.. you WILL NOT win the best bumper sticker on the back windshield award!! haha

metaL, do not let fagalor fool you. He has yet to tell us of his other bumper sticker that sits slightly above the "Unless you're nude, DON'T TOUCH THIS TRUCK."















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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2008, 11:52:40 PM »
I can't wait for foc's next post... you know.... the one where he verbally rapes you. (again)
Oh well, I'll check back tomorrow.  ;D
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2008, 08:36:50 AM »
I think you need to visit the optometrist, newbie. This is what it really looks like:


Here, just rub liberal amounts of this stuff on your ego. It should soothe the pain. You have ...assloads... of experience inserting foreign objects into your rectum, I'm sure it'll be an easy and natural process for someone like you.


I got my Xmas shopping done early this year. I hope you like your gift. If not, I'll include the receipt so you can return it.


I got one for me too. I know how you "alternative lifestyle" folks love to coordinate outfits based on what the "husband" in the relationship wears. I figured I'd indulge you just this once.
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2008, 11:46:23 AM »
 :sleep-w:

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I miss the good 'ol days when your insults were actually original and entertaining. Wake me up when you're funny...
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2008, 12:23:00 PM »

Here's a quarter. Maybe you can use it to go and buy your very own sense of wit (or a fucking clue). I'd let you borrow my wit, but... like a vagina, you wouldn't know what to do with it.

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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2008, 12:26:33 PM »
mmm that dude is hot... I MEAN CHICK, CHICK!
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2008, 01:03:40 PM »
Yeah that girl is hot - I am 99% certain the Foc, could give us her name, type of movies she has done and where she live.  ;)
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2008, 01:55:31 PM »
Yeah that girl is hot - I am 99% certain the Foc, could give us her name, type of movies she has done and where she live.  ;)

Nope, she's just some random nobody bikini model I pulled off the world wide wankers web. Not really my type either. Too skinny and generic looking with those manufactured ta-ta's.
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2008, 03:20:33 PM »
speaking on appearance, i wouldn't say she's NOT my type.  :lolsign:
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2008, 03:35:57 PM »
Here we go...



far cry from my maxima, but nevertheless, its one of a kind.  :afro:
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Re: Car Stories
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2008, 04:21:16 PM »
What a manly tailgate.

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« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2008, 04:35:19 PM »
LMFAO!!! Awesome!!! Love the wooden tailgate and bumper!  :lolsign:

I used to work with a pipefitter who welded piece of 2 or 3 inch schedule 80 black pipe onto the front of his old Ford F-250 because some asshole kept backing into his bumper at the apartment complex he lived in. He said it was also very handy for effectively ramming other cars and objects out of his way.
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« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2008, 04:38:05 PM »
lol
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« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2008, 04:52:44 PM »
if you'll notice the first 4x4 of the bumper, along with a slightly shorter 4x6 behind it, are through-bolted to the pieces of channel which normally hold the stock bumper (claimed by a tree one time when i had gone down a very long and narrow dirt path... couldn't 3-point turn and had to reverse it like 300 yards.. eventually i was doing 15-20 and got my directions mixed up haha - bumper was totalled, tailgate eventually needed replacing as well).  In addition, they are directly butted-up to part of the actual frame of the truck which is not visible from the pic, so the bolts aren't even taking much of the impact.  i could hit a full-sized dumpster at 30mph in reverse, leave a good sized dent in it, and drive away unscathed.
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