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« Reply #1080 on: August 16, 2013, 05:39:40 PM »
This is porn. So if you're at work, by all means watch it with the volume up as high as it will fucking go.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3568270/13_most_ridiculous_orgasms_ever


xvideos or a member on that site rather, took the vid from efukt.com and posted it there.  Anyways, efukt.com is one of the most amazingly hilarious sites on the web.  The guy who owns and/or edits/posts the videos on there is so fucking funny.  He just has a touch that he adds, especially at the end of his edits, that is comedy gold. 

Also, I found golgo on there:  http://efukt.com/21067_The_Virgin_of_All_Virgins.html  (NSFW)

And 2d(either one of them, you take your pick as to which one you think more closely resembles him):  http://efukt.com/21078_Crushed_Dreams_Of_Porn_Stardom.html  (NSFW)

I shoulda posted the 2d one in his personified thread as that is EXACTLY how I picture him.  Fat, lonely and desperate as all fuck and humiliated into rage quitting(just like q2)(I wanna EATCHO pussy, lololol).


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Decided to throw this one in too since I thought it was pretty stupidly funny and forgot about it til I googled "funniest efukt videos":

http://www.efukt.com/20667_The_Prune_Brothers.html  <--me and Adam fucking DELIVER.  We are, the PRUNE brothers ;)  (Disciples of Foreskin 4L.)
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« Reply #1081 on: August 16, 2013, 11:03:38 PM »
And 2d(either one of them, you take your pick as to which one you think more closely resembles him):  http://efukt.com/21078_Crushed_Dreams_Of_Porn_Stardom.html  (NSFW)

He's got the fuckin' whiskey dick. :lolsign:
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« Reply #1082 on: August 17, 2013, 01:46:02 AM »
Love the bitch slap he gives  just after 2min mark


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« Reply #1083 on: September 08, 2013, 07:17:01 PM »
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« Reply #1084 on: September 21, 2013, 12:06:49 AM »
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« Reply #1085 on: October 18, 2013, 08:00:26 PM »
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« Reply #1086 on: October 19, 2013, 04:52:50 AM »
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« Reply #1087 on: October 19, 2013, 06:27:50 AM »
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« Reply #1088 on: October 20, 2013, 10:58:58 PM »
By a show of hands, how many of you have ever woken up and said, "I think I'm gonna get my asshole tattooed today!"? :lolsign:

This video is not safe for work... unless you're perhaps a proctologist.

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/always-wondered-how-an-asshole-tattoo--6047331.html
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« Reply #1089 on: October 21, 2013, 05:21:27 PM »
I have seen some that have a brown tint around them, but I don't think it's a tattoo  :eek:
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« Reply #1091 on: November 25, 2013, 11:32:16 AM »
Hitting it always fixes it.

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« Reply #1092 on: November 26, 2013, 02:07:06 AM »
Hitting it always fixes it.

That's what I say... there's no argument with a woman that a good prolonged beating can't solve.

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« Reply #1093 on: November 26, 2013, 04:52:16 AM »
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« Reply #1094 on: December 16, 2013, 07:24:45 PM »
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