Funny videos

[|iR|Focalor]

Dude. Really?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2riqL4GOfR8

Chopsticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SwiQGGOOdQ

[Sgt. Dick]

Fan falls during race against the Freeze


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7asw5Vd8lIY

I love the oh shit look he has right before he falls.

[Zeppelin]

Stupid ISIS Member Blows Himself Up with His Own Rocket Launcher:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0pVUXwusY

 
Rest in pieces!

I read before you shouldnt fire a rocket launcher indoors. Is it the reaon he blew up?

[QwazyWabbit]

Probably not killed. The booster charge is extreme, sending the rocket and warhead down range at 120 m/s (394 f/s) and the concussion sent everything in the room flying and fragged the walls. The acceleration occurs in 6 ms and that is what initiates the rocket delay. Definitely an outdoor toy.


https://youtu.be/P439jWJTQ-0

[|iR|Focalor]

That's why the US military doesn't use them. They're shitty and dangerous to operate. Hajis use them because they're cheap and easy to fire... which is good, because they miss with it frequently. Most modern militaries use the AT4 as an unguided antitank system, ...and they miss considerably less.

[|iR|Focalor]

Salvia. No, not saliva, that's spit. It's called salvia divinorum. It's some kinda hallucinogenic plant that you can smoke. It's not like weed though. I remember when it first started showing up in the head shops around here back in 2006. On a whim, I decided to try some. This was 2006-ish, not recently mind you. I got the really weak shit, and it was kinda cheap, maybe 10 or 15 bucks for a little packet of the shit. Me and my girlfriend went up to the mountains just north of Helen GA to do some weekend camping. We'd grill out, have a huge fire pit, drink untold numbers of beers, smoke copious amounts of weed, run around nekkid in the woods like hippies, etc. Anyway, we saved the salvia shit until it got dark and I had gotten done sawing up a huge stockpile of wood for the firepit to last all night and into the morning (cuz we'd burn through wood like crazy, and it'd take a MASSIVE pile of wood to keep it burning big). We sat at the folding table, I packed the big ole fishbowl slide in the bong about 3/4 with weed, and then packed the remaining 1/4 with the salvia. I also had this GIANT triple blown pyrex 5gram bowl pipe that I packed with about the same amount of salvia on top, and handed it to her. We hit them at the same time. I had no idea what to expect. I figured it would be like a mild weed high since it was completely legal. Oh hell no it wasn't mild at all. I got kind of a hot flush feeling in my chest and up the sides of my neck, and my vision started kinda tunneling and warping around the edges like I was being sucked into a black hole. Everything looked like it was radiating rays of flashing light and heat. After about 60 seconds of that, I started getting antsy and anxious as fuck thinking that if that kind of high lasted for a couple of hours like weed, then I'd be in for a pretty miserable night. But after another minute or two, it faded away about as quickly as it came on. Start to finish, from one massive bong rip of the stuff, the high lasted maybe 3 to 5 minutes. Like I said, it was the cheapest and really weak shit, maybe 5x if even that strong. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND. Not a relaxing or pleasurable experience.

Anyway, here's two backwoods probable-Juggalos giving salvia a try with some pretty comical results.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBe2UYhoyrw

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[quadz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xqPbYbHw14
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Interesting moment at 1:30 where his experience transforms from giddy bemusement to creeping paranoid dread.

[|iR|Focalor]

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[|iR|Focalor]

Smooth way to pick up chicks at an outdoor music festival.


http://imgur.com/J4Yq46I

[|iR|Focalor]

Ca ca!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mVIqUgDyD4
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[|iR|Focalor]

Audi 2017 Christmas commercial

Way better than any of the shit anybody showed during this past years Superbowl.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpfxv2_WZI
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[|iR|Focalor]

 

Oh my god, I will never laugh this hard ever again. This video just ruined my life. It's like watching a trainwreck happen right in front of you live and somehow in slow motion.


https://www.facebook.com/Ditto4/videos/1611453872246873/

[|iR|Focalor]

Fuck you, come again.

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[Sgt. Dick]

Robber fail -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_kzRjNzEE

[itsjoya]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

My kind of a stress reliever... LOL