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Re: Funny videos
« Reply #960 on: April 26, 2012, 03:25:56 PM »
I probably would have fell off the roof when I lifted the first tile. :ubershock:

http://www.videofantastica.com/view_video/111489/

That's a job I don't want for sure. Pretty sure that entire beige layer of stuff underneath the roof tiles is actually just a layer of compacted bat shit, probably rife with tons of diseases. If those dudes had any brains, they'd be wearing respirators to demo that shit out.

edit: Hehe, started typing out a reply before the end of the video. Fuckin bat shit all puddled up at the low side of the roof too. No way I'd take that job, no way in hell. I saw an episode of Billy the Exterminator on A&E or the Discovery Channel a while back where he got called to a job where some old bitch had a bat infestation in her attic space. The little fuckers got in through the louver slits at the apex of the roof, the louvers didn't have any kind of screening behind them to prevent birds and shit from getting in. By the time he got there, the bats had probably been living in there for 2 years or more and had completely covered in shit the areas where normally you'd stuff insulation. Even had spots on the ceiling down below where it had started soaking through the sheetrock ceiling and was starting to cave in.

Billy the Exterminator. Pretty fun little show to watch if you ever get the chance. He's definitely not your normal exterminator, he looks like a punk rocker with spikes and shit, all Hollywooded out and retarded like any other "reality" based TV show, but still a cool and fun show.
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« Reply #961 on: April 27, 2012, 06:31:49 AM »
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« Reply #963 on: May 01, 2012, 09:02:35 AM »
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Re: Funny videos
« Reply #966 on: May 02, 2012, 05:25:43 AM »
LMAO That was a close one :D

Could have sworn she passed out :badgrin:

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« Reply #967 on: May 02, 2012, 08:18:52 PM »
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« Reply #968 on: May 04, 2012, 09:07:10 AM »
This was banned for being offensive...  :exqueezeme:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVE81Jxp9dU
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« Reply #969 on: May 07, 2012, 03:25:11 PM »
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« Reply #970 on: May 09, 2012, 06:08:14 AM »
hahaha Fucken kid! If I was the cashier I would have laughed when he asked, then punched him in the face for being so funny xD

This guy! :D


EDIT: Somewhere on the suggestions came across this link too.

TOO FUNNY! :lolsign:

Wait for when he goes to the cashier LMAO! :purpleshock: :smiley_acbs:
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« Reply #971 on: May 09, 2012, 06:50:56 PM »
Elvis on drugs.


http://youtu.be/lfgu-FHzuj8

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« Reply #973 on: May 28, 2012, 06:07:21 AM »
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« Reply #974 on: June 09, 2012, 08:15:35 PM »
Stumbled across this on youtube. You must watch all of it. FUNNY AS FUCK. PERIOD. :D

It has portuguese subtitles, but the audio is in english, and the subtitles are easy enough to ignore.

Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust

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