Author Topic: Nerd Humor.. har har (Read 13044 times)

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2009, 07:16:41 PM »

TAN LINES

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2009, 11:42:45 AM »

In linux, do you compile source code, or do you make it so?

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:47:01 AM »

Took me a minute....

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2009, 09:37:29 AM »

We had a server error on one of our websites at work:

Code: [Select]

Server error in \application

A coworker walked by and mentioned the error. I told him "Of course there's a server error! No one server can contain the rock awesomeness of the slash application. He requires at least 3 servers!"

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2009, 04:16:24 AM »

Why Programs Have Bugs: Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs. Testing department finds that 5 of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs. Repeat steps 3 and 4 three times. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on an overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released. Users find 137 new bugs. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is now nowhere to be found. Newly-assembled programming team fixes most of the 137 bugs, while introducing 456 new ones. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji . Entire testing department quits. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free…

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2010, 09:07:18 AM »

Wrote this one today out of frustration with another programming project. (thought it was clever so I posted it pretty much everywhere

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SELECT kiss FROM rose JOIN graveyard ON rose.location = graveyard.grave WHERE rose.value LIKE 'you' ORDER BY rose.HowStrangeItFeels

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #21 on:** August 24, 2010, 08:59:23 AM »

Complaining about some SQL scripts that I've been having to do lately, an artist asked me to explain the issue. The following conversation ensued.

Me: I have to take the information from the database using scripts, but the way it handles data is not rational.
Him: What do you mean
Me: Well it's logical, but if I have a table and I want to search based on data that it's related to, I have to design advanced joins and unions
Him: What does that mean?
Me: Well it's just not rational. If I were to give my database $100 it would blow it all on junk food and candy.
Him: That's pretty irrational.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #22 on:** April 19, 2011, 02:57:51 PM »

A coworker thought of this one:

airbender[airbender.length -1]

quadz · « **Reply #23 on:** April 19, 2011, 03:01:23 PM »

Quote from: peewee_RotA on April 19, 2011, 02:57:51 PM

airbender[airbender.length -1]

The ruby version would be far too literal:

airbender.last

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #24 on:** April 19, 2011, 05:48:36 PM »

Quote from: quadz on April 19, 2011, 03:01:23 PM

Quote from: peewee_RotA on April 19, 2011, 02:57:51 PM
airbender[airbender.length -1]

The ruby version would be far too literal:

airbender.last

You should redo the instagib server using ruby

VaeVictis · « **Reply #25 on:** April 19, 2011, 08:10:02 PM »

Quote from: peewee_RotA on April 27, 2009, 11:45:42 AM

if html tags applied to real life

<b>Sally, Would you like to go to the dance?</b>

<lol> and you people say i bracket my shit too much with lawls <lol>

VaeVictis · « **Reply #26 on:** April 20, 2011, 07:49:38 AM »

driving to school was pretty nice today

that wasnt just a tail wind

that was a tail -f wind

my /car was sailing! lol

jägermonsta · « **Reply #27 on:** July 20, 2011, 12:00:58 PM »

awesome - http://www.goontower.com/

also - http://goontrain.derekmccrone.com/ & http://ryanallen.com/Gooncity/

VaeVictis · « **Reply #28 on:** November 11, 2011, 01:14:02 PM »

if you beat a password out of some one using a wrench

are you doing a brute force or a social engineering attack?

QwazyWabbit · « **Reply #29 on:** November 11, 2011, 01:24:06 PM »

Quote from: VaeVictis on November 11, 2011, 01:14:02 PM

if you beat a password out of some one using a wrench

are you doing a brute force or a social engineering attack?

Social engineering. You are convincing the user to give up his information. Brute force is trying all combinations.

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