Lyrics

[themuffinman]

So do the world a favor, the next time one of these idiot poser bands comes to your town, slash the tires on their tour bus and fuck their girlfriends.

ROFL!!!! 

[seanikai]

Bands that are gay:

Good Charlotte
Blink 182
Sum 41
Simple Plan
My Chemical Romance
Senses Fail
Hawthorne Heights
Fallout Boy
Avenged Sevenfold
Atreyu
CKY
Disturbed
Slipknot
Etc. Etc. Etc.

That's right, they're gay. They have never had a single good release, and never will. All these bands are just cheap imitations of other bands. They've had 2 records and they think they're the fucking beatles or something. Modern "Emo" bands are nothing but a watered down version of Real emo, such as Fugazi. Avenged Sevenfold scream like girls (just like every other metalcore band) they think that if they shreik enough that makes them metal. Nothing makes me madder than to see the work of truly revolutionary bands being ripped off and cheapened by a bunch of pretty boys who have yet to hit puberty. The only reason most of these bands exist is to MAKE MONEY. they were put together by record companies for the sole purpose of milking a once exciting and now tired genre for all it's worth. That's exactly what happened to Punk. Once malcom mclaren took over management of the sex pistols, it was the beginning of the end. Now the same thing is happening to Metal, with bands such as All That Remains, Chimaira, Avenged Sevenfold, and disturbed rehashing shit that was already done 10 years earlier and repackaging it for a younger demographic who are too young/stupid/lazy to know that they're being spoonfed shit.

So do the world a favor, the next time one of these idiot poser bands comes to your town, slash the tires on their tour bus and fuck their girlfriends.

haha go n0c! :P

[10zx]

You're the one for me
You're my ecstasy
You're the one I need

Chorus
Get down
Get down
And move it all around
(2x)

Hey baby love I need a girl like you
But tell me if you feel it too
I'm in delusion every minute every hour
My heart is crying out for you

Bridge
I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me
(One for me)
You drive me crazy cause
You're one of a kind
I want your lovin'
And I want it right now

Chorus

Oh baby, you're so fine
I'm gonna make you mine
your lips taste so sweet
You're the one for me
You're my ecstasy
You're the one I need

Rap: Smooth T.
Bang, bang, bang
Here we come
Here we slam
It's the Fun Factory
with the BSB's
Get on your knees
Tryin' to scream
Or touch me please
Backstreet Boys
Are you with it
A.J hit it!

Come on girl and get down
Smack it up
Flip it
And move it all around
Here it is if you wanna get with this
Put you at the top of my list

Bridge
I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me
(One for me)
You drive me crazy cause
You're one of a kind
I want your lovin'
And I want it right now

Chorus

[Om3ga]

ZOMG!  i did not post that (LoL!). the only lyrics i know i posted was that ludacris song. Ill was thinking of posting more, and havent the time to do so, so ill just post them right now.



Sir Mix alot

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

[[BTF]n0ctuary]

Man, those are some really deep lyrics omega...

[Om3ga]

thats what you call, old school ! 

[pantaloons]

Artist: King Missile
Album: Mystical Shit
Song: Jesus Was Way Cool
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians

[themuffinman]

You're the one for me
You're my ecstasy
You're the one I need

Chorus
Get down
Get down
And move it all around
(2x)

Hey baby love I need a girl like you
But tell me if you feel it too
I'm in delusion every minute every hour
My heart is crying out for you

Bridge
I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me
(One for me)
You drive me crazy cause
You're one of a kind
I want your lovin'
And I want it right now

Chorus

Oh baby, you're so fine
I'm gonna make you mine
your lips taste so sweet
You're the one for me
You're my ecstasy
You're the one I need

Rap: Smooth T.
Bang, bang, bang
Here we come
Here we slam
It's the Fun Factory
with the BSB's
Get on your knees
Tryin' to scream
Or touch me please
Backstreet Boys
Are you with it
A.J hit it!

Come on girl and get down
Smack it up
Flip it
And move it all around
Here it is if you wanna get with this
Put you at the top of my list

Bridge
I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me
(One for me)
You drive me crazy cause
You're one of a kind
I want your lovin'
And I want it right now

Chorus

LOL!! N1 Element 

[themuffinman]

Contrary to what N0c and Bleech say, my taste in music isn't at all bad. Especially if you compare it to my fellow South Africans! Check this crap out ... http://www.entertainment3.co.za/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=5382&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

It's a thread on a South African site about what music people listen to! The thread starts out well, with Metallica and some other stuff, but read on LOL

[Om3ga]

....and the "Great Dr_Cornholio" brings terror on such innocent, harmless creatures.

[Om3ga]

"Lose Yourself" By M&M

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

[[BTF]n0ctuary]

Contrary to what N0c and Bleech say, my taste in music isn't at all bad. Especially if you compare it to my fellow South Africans! Check this crap out ... http://www.entertainment3.co.za/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=5382&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

It's a thread on a South African site about what music people listen to! The thread starts out well, with Metallica and some other stuff, but read on LOL

Hey you should get a load of the idiots in my country. They like clay aiken and shit. Unbelievable.

Clay Aiken is like Barry Manilow light.

[themuffinman]

Contrary to what N0c and Bleech say, my taste in music isn't at all bad. Especially if you compare it to my fellow South Africans! Check this crap out ... http://www.entertainment3.co.za/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=5382&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

It's a thread on a South African site about what music people listen to! The thread starts out well, with Metallica and some other stuff, but read on LOL

Hey you should get a load of the idiots in my country. They like clay aiken and shit. Unbelievable.

Clay Aiken is like Barry Manilow light.

LOL!!! Well you should here the traditional music here - it's 10x worse than country!

[themuffinman]

"Lose Yourself" By M&M

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

Eminem's one of the few rappers I listen to. Others include D12, Dr Dre, Xzibit and Tu Pac.

[Bleach]

Misfits - Braineaters

Hey hey hey

Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts
Hey hey hey

Brains are all we ever get
In this rotten fuckin' place, hey hey
Brains are all we ever get
Why can't we have a change of pace

Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts, hey hey

Why can't we have some guts, hey hey
Why can't we have some fuckin' rotten guts
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey