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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #90 on: September 01, 2005, 07:14:09 PM »
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on August 31, 2005, 05:43:42 PM
Quote from: {SX}Om3ga.S on August 31, 2005, 05:43:42 PM
"Lose Yourself" By M&M

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook:]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man



Eminem's one of the few rappers I listen to. Others include D12, Dr Dre, Xzibit and Tu Pac.
I actually grew up around Rnb (when ever i hang around baby boomers, and people 10-20 yrs younger), hip hop/rap/old school stuff, and i just hate listening to pop.

i actually know alot of people that work with emeneim, from detroit, but i've never met the rapper myself.

one of them, i got their yahoo screenname, and he also works with emeneim, and is a rapper only known in the city, but he cant give you any private, or personal info about emeneim, or any other popular rapper, cause he'll get in trouble. (i know, i tried asking before).
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #91 on: September 02, 2005, 03:43:40 AM »
beastie boys and house of pain are the best white rappers imo.. im not too much into rap, though some of the old stuff like public enemy, run dmc, nwa and some of the "real" gangster rap guys (not the idiots who think they are gangstas BECAUSE they rap) has found thier way into my musci collection
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #92 on: September 02, 2005, 04:14:19 AM »
Quote from: {NYGANG}Bleach on September 02, 2005, 03:43:40 AM
Quote from: {NYGANG}Bleach on September 02, 2005, 03:43:40 AM
beastie boys and house of pain are the best white rappers imo.. im not too much into rap, though some of the old stuff like public enemy, run dmc, nwa and some of the "real" gangster rap guys (not the idiots who think they are gangstas BECAUSE they rap)

LoL, did you just say beastie boys ?

now, their music, i also like listening to. i agree with you, on that one right there, but i also like listening to all the other these rappers music, but im not all   obssessed with it
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #93 on: September 02, 2005, 05:29:36 AM »
Quote from: {NYGANG}Bleach on September 02, 2005, 03:43:40 AM
Quote from: {NYGANG}Bleach on September 02, 2005, 03:43:40 AM
beastie boys and house of pain are the best white rappers imo.. im not too much into rap, though some of the old stuff like public enemy, run dmc, nwa and some of the "real" gangster rap guys (not the idiots who think they are gangstas BECAUSE they rap) has found thier way into my musci collection

I'm mostly into Cypress Hill and Crazy Town (more like pop-rap-rock than actual hardcore hip-hop, but anyway). House of Pain are geniuses - who can forget 'Jump Around'? Its frikkin amazing.
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« Reply #94 on: September 02, 2005, 09:32:03 AM »
Quote from: {NYGANG}Bleach on August 27, 2005, 02:45:22 AM
Quote from: {NYGANG}Bleach on August 27, 2005, 02:45:22 AM
polka and yodeling  :P

A polka and punk reference?  :D ok, how about this from one of Canadas finest:

DAYGLO ABORTIONS
"Fuck My Shit Stinks"

Sittin on the pot on Tuesday mornin
Readin bout the war in Lebanon
A car bomb killed 3 yankees in Rome
But I got a bigger problem and its closer to home

Oh fuck my shit stinks
Holy fuck'n moly my shit stinks
Argh fuck billy my shit stinks

Maybe there's something wrong with my diet
I had a case of beer and couple of tacos
You know I feel like Johnny Cash
Going down in that ring of burning fire

Oh fuck my shit stinks
Holy fuck my shit stinks
Argh fuck billy my shit stinks

Well all my friends like heavy metal
But I've always been partial to polkas
While they're all playin their air guitars
I'm fartin along with the booming tubas


Here's a couple Dayglo mp3's from their site:
http://www.godrecords.com/media/homocoke.mp3
http://www.godrecords.com/media/pbitches.mp3
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« Reply #95 on: September 02, 2005, 10:50:23 AM »
Man I haven't listened to Dayglo Abortions in like forever. I enjoyed their music like 12 years ago. :)
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« Reply #96 on: September 02, 2005, 07:41:27 PM »
Does this mean I have to pause Grand Magus?  >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #97 on: September 05, 2005, 03:32:00 PM »
The Exploited - Sex And Violence

Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
Sex And Violence!
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« Reply #98 on: September 06, 2005, 10:09:18 AM »
I be back! from my period away from the net.. cool, the exploited rawk!
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« Reply #99 on: September 06, 2005, 11:03:11 AM »
WELCOME BACK
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« Reply #100 on: September 08, 2005, 01:10:18 AM »
Back onto topic, you bloody spammers!
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« Reply #101 on: September 08, 2005, 08:14:45 AM »
Haha thanks omega :D >: D now, a lyrics......

I think Milk And Cereal!

Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
milk and cereal
Cereal and milk

Milk and Cereal
Cereal, Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk, Cereal and Milk...

I dont want my Wheaties
Give 'em to the needy
Feelin kinda greedy
I keep em for myself (X9)

No Grapenuts for grandma
(grandma eats a bran muffin)
Mom likes Special K
You cant pinch an inch (X7)
They're magically delicious
Keep your hands off my Lucky charms
(pink hearts, yellow moons,blue diamonds, green clovers)
A is for Apple J is for Jack
You step on a crack
Youll break your moama's back
Rice Krispies
Blue Berries
Ooh Boo Berry

Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk
Milk and Cereal

Milk and Stereo
Stereo Stereo
Milk and Cereal
Cereal and Milk
(Cheerio-eo-eo)

In the morning
At your table
Milk and Cereal
Snap Crackle Pop (X7)

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs (X8)
Trix are for kids! (X11)

In the morning
At your table
(Milk and Cereal)

No Grapenuts for Grandma
Grandma eats a Bran Muffin
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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #102 on: September 08, 2005, 06:52:19 PM »
I am ashamed that the people responsible for that song came from my state.

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« Reply #103 on: September 08, 2005, 11:15:09 PM »
I guess I'm just kinda old school....
I like the older stuff easy to understand that really makes good sense.....
Like This
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OOOOhhhhhhh......
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
                He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
               He goes to the lavatory.
               On Wednesdays he goes shopping
               And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
                He likes to press wild flowers.
                He puts on women's clothing
                And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
                Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

             Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
             I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.    

         
And Now, For something completley different:

Dedicated to Console:

OOOOhhhhh....  I'm a programmer and I'm insane
                          I work all night and hack all day.

                            He's a programmer and He's insane,
                           He works all night and hacks all day.

I patch up bugs. I write in C
On the EE's PDP.
On Wednesdays I do COBOL
And structured RPG. (Arrgh!)

                 He patches bugs and writes in C
                 On the EE's PDP.
                 On Wednesdays He does COBOL
                 And structured RPG.
Chorus:
            OOhhhhh....... I'm (He's)  a programmer and I'm (He's) insane.
                                    I (He)  work(s) all night and I (He)  hack(s) all day.

I edit files. I rewind tapes.
I dismount RK packs.
I exercise the disk drives
And kick off all the hacks!
     
                He edits files, he rewinds tapes
                He dismounts RK packs.
                He exercises the disk drives
                And Kicks off all the hacks!
Oh, (Chorus)

I punch mag tape. I bug Jon Day
And insult VDV,
And if I keep this all up,
I'll leave the PDP.

        He punches mag tape, he bugs Jon Day
        He insults VDV.
        If he keeps this all up
        He'll leave the PDP.
Oh, (Chorus)

I play seawar. I crash the disks
And anger Dr. Gore.
And sometimes I do programs
For Elizier Naddor.

            He plays seawar, he crashes the disks
            And angers Dr. Gore.
            And sometimes he does programs
            for Elizier Naddor.
Oh, (Chorus)

I copy disks. I dump to tape.
I execute Sys calls.
And when the system crashes,
I run screaming down the halls.

               He copies disks, he dumps to trace
               He executes Sys calls.
               And when the system crashes
               He runs screaming down the halls.
Oh (Chorus)

On Friday night when it is late,
It loves me best, you know.
I stay with the Eleven,
And don't goto the shows.

             On Friday nights when it is late
             It loves him best you know
             He stays with the Eleven?!
             And doesn't goto? the shows?!

Oh, (Chorus)

When terminals stop working,
I stalk out of the door.
On Mondays we do PM
And process nevermore.

            When the terminals stop working
            He stalks out of the door
            On Mondays he does PM?!
            And processes nevermore?!

 OOhhhhh....... I'm (He's)  a programmer and I'm (He's) insane
                        I (He)  work(s) all night and I (He)  hack(s) all day.

  Yes, I'm (He's) a programmer and I'm (He's) insane
         I (He) work(s) all night and I (He)  hack(s)  all day.


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Re: Lyrics
« Reply #104 on: September 08, 2005, 11:46:44 PM »
On Wednesdays I do COBOL
And structured RPG. (Arrgh!)

Arrgh, indeed!   ;D ;D

I have a COBOL joke, but it'll only make sense to readers familiar with COBOL, C, and C++.
It goes:

    Did you hear about the new Object Oriented version of COBOL?
    It's called: ADD 1 TO COBOL.

Hahah, you see, because ....  the post-increment operator in C... well... anyway....   ::)

And kick off all the hacks!

I get by, with a little help from my friends.   :D

And when the system crashes,
I run screaming down the halls.

Yes...

"Bill Gates you BASTARD!!!"


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