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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1890 on: April 02, 2018, 01:50:18 PM »
Oh god, I do hope that's real. :D

I guess not everyone had neurotic over-dramatic mothers like mine who impressed upon me from a very young age that if I ever dared to put tin foil or any metal utensils in the microwave, the door would blow off in a massive deadly mini-nuclear explosion and the whole house would burn down and we'd be homeless and it'd be ALL MY FAULT. Gee, ma, I'm only 5, that's some pretty heavy shit to lay on the conscience of a 5 year old, dontcha think? :dohdohdoh:
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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1891 on: April 02, 2018, 02:08:51 PM »
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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1892 on: April 03, 2018, 04:53:06 AM »
I'm with Foc, if the microwave thing is legit -  :yessign: :bravo: :lolsign:
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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1893 on: April 05, 2018, 11:33:20 AM »




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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1894 on: April 07, 2018, 10:55:08 AM »
ABC has changed a lot.

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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1895 on: April 13, 2018, 02:47:27 PM »
It's nine o clock on a saturday,
the regular crowd shuffles in



I dunno why, but to me these dudes look like Jimmy Fallon and the guy who played Uncle Pussy on The Sopranos.
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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1896 on: April 16, 2018, 11:26:11 AM »

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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1897 on: April 19, 2018, 02:43:34 PM »
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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1898 on: April 26, 2018, 06:19:06 PM »
Life is all about keeping things in perspective. Happy birthday, Jana.

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Re: Funny Pictures
« Reply #1899 on: April 29, 2018, 01:04:07 PM »
How bacon cheeseburgers are made:

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« Reply #1900 on: April 30, 2018, 12:36:03 PM »
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« Reply #1901 on: May 13, 2018, 03:59:24 AM »
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« Reply #1902 on: May 13, 2018, 07:53:21 AM »
 :lolsign:  :yessign:
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« Reply #1903 on: May 22, 2018, 12:25:16 PM »
Sex education sure has changed since I was in school.

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« Reply #1904 on: May 25, 2018, 03:56:25 AM »
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Nice. I didn't know there was such a thread. Thanks :)
 

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August 03, 2020, 11:37:31 AM
Shoutbox isn't the place for rehashing this. Here's the thread about DM server spawn farthest from 2006/2007:

http://forum.tastyspleen.net/quake/index.php?topic=2932.0

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August 03, 2020, 11:21:37 AM
but that's *NOT what the DM server is supposed to cater to

Punk_FAS

August 03, 2020, 11:21:09 AM
It's not ideal for 1v1 situations, but that's what the DM server is supposed to cater to. Also, there are 7 other maps besides DM4 (actually 8 for the automatic mymap map between dm8 and dm1). I think there are more positives than negatives.

Punk_FAS

August 03, 2020, 11:20:06 AM
It happens to better players too. I know I've been in first, or second place, only to die and spawn right next to the other leading player multiple times in a row, and having to dodge rockets in a narrow corridor without any weapons myself (other than blaster).

It's not the best for 1v1 situation

Punk_FAS

August 03, 2020, 11:17:56 AM
I saw a clearly-new player earlier, and it spawned him like 3 or 4 times in a row right next to a better player. Instant death each time they spawned. I imagine that can be discouraging and frustrating, particularly when someone is trying to get a handle on the game. Spawn farthest would avoid this.
 

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August 03, 2020, 10:29:41 AM
Might be interesting to code a hybrid spawn function that doesn't focus on "farthest" so much as avoiding the few most congested spawn points?
 

quadz

August 03, 2020, 10:26:44 AM
We'd tried spawn farthest many moons ago, but it seemed a net negative overall. At least for larger maps like q2dm4, where one tends to get spawned furthest from all the action.

In any case, we have a 1-second spawn protect shield, and it has been suggested if THAT isn't good enough, one might consider transitioning to Minesweeper or Candy Crush. ;)

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