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Gouki · « **Reply #1035 on:** April 06, 2011, 06:46:04 AM »

rofl no, when i came back thats when i learned to use "may i" instead of "can i"

soh · « **Reply #1036 on:** April 06, 2011, 09:32:05 AM »

haha I had an elementary school teacher that would say the same thing too

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1037 on:** April 06, 2011, 11:31:54 AM »

Sometimes it's not the best idea for a teacher to antagonize the students. I remember in 8th grade, one of the other kids put a few drops of LSD in the home ec teachers drink when she wasn't looking. That poor poor old lady. Her name was Mrs. Cromer and a few of the kids really really had it out for her. A little before that, they put about 10 sewing needles in her drink. I was like, "Man you're gonna KILL her!". While she writing on the board with her back turned, I ran up to the desk and tried to fish them out with my hand, and I got most of them I think. Luckily I think she saw all the water that splashed out and looked a little closer and didn't drink anymore.

EVERY DAY someone would steal the clock off the wall from her room too. I bet that old bitch must've gone through 90 clocks. Mainly it was another kid named Andy. I have no clue what he ever did with all of them. Knowing him, he probably chucked them out of the bus window at passing cars or other kids that just got off the bus.

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #1038 on:** April 06, 2011, 11:59:54 AM »

man, lsd in the coffee is a popular one.

Buddy at work did the same thing, catholic school.

soh · « **Reply #1039 on:** April 06, 2011, 12:30:37 PM »

hahaha I had a math teacher in junior high that was a pain in the ass. This is her... :

She made everyone hate math. There was this one time when a kid put a condom on her desk, and when she turned to the condom she was like "oooh"

Kids would do similar things in junior high. But I'm glad that shit is over. I remember once I walked in the restrooms and the seventh graders were spitting and jacking off into the soap box

I would always bring my own soap to the restroom from my locker after that.

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #1040 on:** April 06, 2011, 01:32:17 PM »

I missed it by a year, but one kid put our science teachers playboy spread out on her desk before class started.

I'll see if I can find it, vintage 70's stuff.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1041 on:** April 06, 2011, 03:55:45 PM »

The real question is, was she still hot when she was your teacher and did she have any student/teacher relations

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1042 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:05:53 PM »

Quote from: [BTF] Reflex on April 06, 2011, 01:32:17 PM

I missed it by a year, but one kid put our science teachers playboy spread out on her desk before class started.

I'll see if I can find it, vintage 70's stuff.

I think in our day, EVERYONE had a teacher that did a spread in Playboy. There was supposedly a teacher at my middle school that was in Playboy, but no one could ever prove it. I think one kid just probably had the hots for her and said it and everyone else passed it along without question. And I have a buddy that collects vintage Playboys and Penthouses, and I never saw her in any of them.

fdrjk · « **Reply #1043 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:31:13 PM »

...Where do little kids get LSD?

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1044 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:31:03 PM »

Nevermind, your to young

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1045 on:** April 06, 2011, 09:23:39 PM »

Quote from: MCS_FaderJok0 on April 06, 2011, 04:31:13 PM

...Where do little kids get LSD?

They usually buy it from the high schoolers.

SeamusMcCullagh · « **Reply #1046 on:** April 06, 2011, 11:14:58 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on April 06, 2011, 11:31:54 AM

I remember in 8th grade, one of the other kids put a few drops of LSD in the home ec teachers drink when she wasn't looking.

When I was in middle school there was a Science teacher that EVERYONE hated. He was an asshole. One year someone put a bunch of hydrochloric acid in his coffee. Luckily it took him a long time to drink his coffee and he noticed it before he drank any due to the extreme amount of heat coming from it. The next year someone put a toothpick in his straw and he had to go to the hospital because he almost choked to death on it. He may have been the worst teacher I've ever had, but he didn't deserve attempted homicide.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1047 on:** April 07, 2011, 10:12:39 AM »

Yeah. I thought it was funny at first putting crazy shit in her drink like that, but then I thought, "Wait a minute... if she swallows that shit, it could seriously injure or kill her. FUCK, GET IT OUT!"

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #1048 on:** April 07, 2011, 07:51:26 PM »

I had a teacher that people said was in playboy. Turns out she just kind of looked a little like sarah jessica parker. Not sure why that made kids think she was hot...

Oh well

soh · « **Reply #1049 on:** April 07, 2011, 10:46:35 PM »

I don't even think I should go there xD

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