Author Topic: Funny Player Sayings (Read 12108 times)

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2004, 01:03:57 PM »

Quote

I could always use a little buddy

Especially on Mondays?

quadz · « **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2004, 12:38:16 PM »

05:38:09 * HumpTheRumpus: whats the trick to getting out of the icehole?
05:38:40 * TooMuchFun: aim for the ground bits
05:39:17 * HumpTheRumpus disconnected
05:39:22 * HumpTheRumpus entered the game
05:39:26 * HumpTheRumpus: whoops
05:39:57 * HumpTheRumpus: damn lost all my frags
05:40:11 * HumpTheRumpus: gotta change that reconnect bind so its not on my mouse. lol
05:40:22 * TooMuchFun: good idea

05:41:40 * HumpTheRumpus disconnected
05:42:00 * HumpTheRumpus entered the game
05:42:11 * HumpTheRumpus: wai
05:42:14 * HumpTheRumpus: wai
05:42:24 * HumpTheRumpus disconnected
05:43:55 * HumpTheRumpus entered the game
05:44:13 * HumpTheRumpus disconnected
05:44:28 * TooMuchFun: anyone heere/
05:45:10 * HumpTheRumpus entered the game
05:45:11 * HumpTheRumpus: wai
05:45:15 * HumpTheRumpus: grrrrr
05:45:40 * HumpTheRumpus disconnected
05:47:26 * HumpTheRumpus entered the game
05:47:34 * HumpTheRumpus has moved to the sidelines
05:47:50 * TooMuchFun: still having problems?
05:47:54 * HumpTheRumpus: wa
05:48:05 * HumpTheRumpus: yes, something about my bind
05:48:12 * HumpTheRumpus: wa
05:48:14 * HumpTheRumpus: wa

:wink:

applejacks · « **Reply #17 on:** May 24, 2004, 01:03:39 PM »

Quest · « **Reply #18 on:** May 24, 2004, 01:44:39 PM »

hahahahaha!! gOOD ONE

<<Hypno Bird>> · « **Reply #19 on:** May 24, 2004, 03:30:06 PM »

I enjoy it when I kick JQuestt's buttocks like I always do and he cries out "cheater!" Funny stuff!

Art · « **Reply #20 on:** May 24, 2004, 07:51:05 PM »

Quote from: Uhlouis

I enjoy it when I kick JQuestt's buttocks like I always do and he cries out "cheater!" Funny stuff!

Yeah, you and me both ..... ummmm

spikeq2 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 24, 2004, 08:55:39 PM »

Quote from: Art

Quote from: Uhlouis
I enjoy it when I kick JQuestt's buttocks like I always do and he cries out "cheater!" Funny stuff!

Yeah, you and me both ..... ummmm

Yeah, you all and I as well

Art · « **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2004, 10:02:00 PM »

Spike, you don't count ....

applejacks · « **Reply #23 on:** May 24, 2004, 10:29:55 PM »

Chattanoo · « **Reply #24 on:** May 24, 2004, 11:44:59 PM »

Hehehe,
that appears alot funnier than it actually is.

All those disconnects (except the first one) were intentional.
It wasn't because of having the RECONNECT command bound to my mouse.

With my key bindings, virtually everything I have always used is defined on keys for my left hand.

Until recently i wasnt even using the right mouse button for anything.
Nevermind the other 6 buttons (got one of them new fangled Logitech 8 button mice).

I had RECONNECT bound to my F11 key, which is a key i have bound SYSTEMWIDE to my middle mouse button, cuz i like to make explorer windows take up fullscreen when I am reading a page of text.
In the 3 months that i have had RECONNECT bound to my middle mouse button, i have never pressed it once (in Q2). Some of you know how the Logitech mice require a hard press on that middle (scroll wheel) button.
Applejacks uses inferior MS mice

because he needs a softer click scrolly for ducking.

What IS funny is that i always went to the extra trouble of pressing the F11 on my keyboard (in Q2) which isnt easy to reach.
I never thought about the fact that i could conveniently use my mouse
to reconnect with, WITHOUT lifting my hand.

I am just not used to doing anything other than aim and shoot with my mouse.

I had a best weapon key, and a finishing weapon key (for when targets are almost dead, spray them with chaingun or hyperblaster if i have it)
similar to the bind Arther posted. But it didnt seem to work right so i never used it. But after Art posted it, i was thinking i need to fix it, since it obviously works for someone else.
So now that i have need for new buttons, the middle mouse button seemed like natural. Only problem is, the "bind F11 reconnect" was later
in the config than the place where i bound the bestweap, so the first
time i tried to test it, it reconnected me instead.

So after that i kept QUITting Q2, tweaking my binds and then connecting to xquake to test them out.
I had a "wait; " between every weapon, but took them out since Art didnt
have any in his.
Through trial and error i discovered 3 things.

(1) You are limited to a certain number of characters in a bind (no wonder it never worked right)
(2) Without any WAIT commands, only the first 7 weapons will try to be selected.
(3) ONE WAIT command is not always enough. After the 7th weapon I needed MULTIPLE WAITS. I am not sure but, i think 2 will do it

Chattanoo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 24, 2004, 11:47:16 PM »

damn you forum! damn you all to hell for making me type up at least 30 minutes of inconsequentia!

applejacks · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2004, 08:41:21 AM »

excuses excuses!!!! HEHEHEH

umm how do they say it???
prayers everywhere

QuakeDuke · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2004, 01:29:13 PM »

"....Crickets chirp and whooperwills sing as the sun sinks
slooowly into the cool evening air. As silence drifts across
the weary players, fresh from a frag fest, everyone one
turns in amazement at the sound of

Quote from: applejacks

prayers everywhere

QD wipes the G..J..g..j...ibs from his sleeve and says..... (to be continued)

applejacks · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2004, 02:34:38 PM »

lol!!

Matster · « **Reply #29 on:** May 26, 2004, 03:11:15 PM »

Quote

A camper is one who WAITS for people.
It's NOT camping to stay put, IF you are busy,
as long as you go HUNT when you are not

I agree with that one!

Author Topic: Funny Player Sayings (Read 12108 times)

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