Author Topic: Christmas Thread ... (Read 12999 times)

ReCycled · « **on:** December 06, 2007, 06:05:09 PM »

Tis the season and all that. Time to start a thread. Let's begin with gift wrapping for men:

[BTF]Sigma · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2007, 08:48:11 PM »

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Funny Christmas Quotes
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Anonymous

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Anonymous

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
Anonymous

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Tom Sims

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Anonymous

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
John Cleese, "Mony Python"

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck

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ReCycled · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2007, 08:18:30 AM »

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2007, 09:48:55 AM »

This seems pretty dumb at first, but the more I say it the more I enjoy the Holiday of Tossmas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwuXgJ6VQa8

Feliz Navi-Toss!

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2007, 10:37:37 AM »

I don't get junk mail, I dunno how, I just don't.

But that was still funny

ReCycled · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:30:11 PM »

Daemia · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:42:31 PM »

ĄƦçɧąɳɠҾԼ · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:44:58 PM »

jägermonsta · « **Reply #8 on:** December 18, 2007, 05:07:57 AM »

are you a crazy cat man with 40 cats in the house and a quarter of them dead?

ĄƦçɧąɳɠҾԼ · « **Reply #9 on:** December 18, 2007, 04:31:07 PM »

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Art · « **Reply #10 on:** December 18, 2007, 06:04:27 PM »

X'tyfe · « **Reply #11 on:** December 18, 2007, 06:07:10 PM »

christmas is the most depressing time of year for alot of people
id think about them when your around your family and friends eating your massive turkey

reaper · « **Reply #12 on:** December 18, 2007, 07:58:30 PM »

Quote from: x'tyfe

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christmas is the most depressing time of year for alot of people
id think about them when your around your family and friends eating your massive turkey

i'll pass

Bleach · « **Reply #13 on:** December 18, 2007, 08:48:11 PM »

jägermonsta · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:57:12 AM »

Quote from: X'tyfe on December 18, 2007, 06:07:10 PM
Quote from: X'tyfe on December 18, 2007, 06:07:10 PM

christmas is the most depressing time of year for alot of people
id think about them when your around your family and friends eating your massive turkey

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