Whatcha Look Like?

[Om3ga]

in my yard, i have shit like rabbits, frogs, snakes, bannana spiders (they usually hang by the pecan trees) (summertime only), turtles, possums, racoons, mice.

last year, i found a big ass black widow in my shed (i aint lyin man, i know what i saw. looks exactly like the spider on the picture i posted and not a bannana spider.) a black widows bite is 15x more toxic than an prarie rattle snake, and is very dangerous to the old and the young (younger teenagers and on down.) but still, it could kill anyone , however, just like other venemous creatures, it bites when its afraid. however, bannana spiders hang their webs all over the place and in the woodz, and i did some research on them, and heard they aint all dangerous as they seem, but i still doubt that cause i dunno wtf their bites are

and someone help me on this, but i got bannana spiders every where. are they anywhere as worse as black widows ? cause if you wanna know what im talking about, heres the pic ??? :



these things are just annoying as hell

[themuffinman]

Thanks alot Captain Discovery-Planet 

[Om3ga]

Thanks alot Captain Discovery-Planet

[themuffinman]

Thanks alot Captain Discovery-Planet

[Om3ga]

how about me as. captain planet, and you as, dr malcom, dr dolittle, or dr pinoccio ?

[themuffinman]

how about me as. captain planet, and you as, dr malcom, dr dolittle, or dr pinoccio ?

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[themuffinman]

Good thread for the most part...well, except for all of the random conversations going on in it.

[Bleach]

omega thats a wierd lookin spider dude.. ive never seen a banana spider.. however, i have been bit by a black widow (3 times and counting) and it does suck, but i think only something like 12% of people die from it (like you said the realy old or the really young)
you wanna see a crazy-ass spider though.. look for one of them south american jumping tree spiders... fucking things eat BIRDS! they jump outta trees to bite low flying birds.. thatsa crazy shit there man. Ive never seen a wild one.. but a guy who i used to know collected spiders, and he had one in a bigass fish tank (first time i saw it, it jumped and hit the glass like 5 in. in front of my face... i almost pissed my pants, damn thing was HUGE!

[themuffinman]

omega thats a wierd lookin spider dude.. ive never seen a banana spider.. however, i have been bit by a black widow (3 times and counting) and it does suck, but i think only something like 12% of people die from it (like you said the realy old or the really young)
you wanna see a crazy-ass spider though.. look for one of them south american jumping tree spiders... fucking things eat BIRDS! they jump outta trees to bite low flying birds.. thatsa crazy shit there man. Ive never seen a wild one.. but a guy who i used to know collected spiders, and he had one in a bigass fish tank (first time i saw it, it jumped and hit the glass like 5 in. in front of my face... i almost pissed my pants, damn thing was HUGE!

GET A PHOTO OF ONE!!!!!! 

[Bleach]

this was the best i could find quickly
its actually a Goliath Bird spider

[Om3ga]

this was the best i could find quickly
its actually a Goliath Bird spider

looks like a tarantula to me

[Om3ga]

ive always been around some exotic shit, especially wasps (blacks and blue wasps/hornets/yellow jackets/etc), and bees, (they fly in and out and around me while i be on my computer desk RIGHT HERE. their so fuckin annoying) and ive barely (never actually) been stung. the thing is that most of these things are afraid of man. we are the main enemy, tha most dangerous animal on tha planet, and we 0wn everything with our super power (our brain) while their innocent, and afraid of us. sea snakes for example are extremely dangerous, they can kill a man within an hour (or less). but these things swim away when they see any human approaching them (that doesnt mean you should go stick them up your ass ::ahem:: i mean touch them and hold them and shit.I gotta give it to ya bleach, takin black widow bites is pretty hard, since their more poisonous than most rattlesnakes. 

[Bleach]

the one i saw up close was actually a little bigger.. and yeah i think they are a type of tarantula

yeah but widow bites can take days to kill you, the longest i went was like 4 hours or so, had to hike out from my campsite (the damn thing was in my sleepin bag) then hitch a ride to the hospital

ive run into alot of wildlife spiders, snakes, wolves (seen em alot.. and had em eat my food while i was up in a tree once), and a bear once from like 10 feet away when i was miles out in the woods.. and generally speaking the most nuiscance in the wild i still find are the fucking flies and mosquitoes... even a mean rattlesnake only bites if you get close, and usually warns you to get away.. and spiders are generally harmless unless you really bother them

[themuffinman]

WHOA fuckin HUUUUGGEE!!!!!

[Waffle Whiffer]

Moooooooo! Good thing I learned how to stop ageing in 2001. Otherwise i'd look like Quakeduke now.