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Horrifyingly bad movies
« on: April 11, 2017, 10:17:48 PM »

Terrible: "Sadako vs Kayako"
It would be in English:
This is a mutant crossover between "the vengeful spirits" of the Ring and Grudge series.

Low budget
Stupid argument
Ridiculous characters that do stupid things
Etc.

This movie is worse than a priest visiting a kindergarten.
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Re: Horrifyingly bad movies
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2017, 06:32:40 AM »
...worse than a priest visiting a kindergarten.

I could add a caption... but why bother? :D


One movie that immediately comes to mind is Southland Tales starring... hell, ALL KINDS of people, I can't even remember half of who was in it, but from looking at the movie poster posted on IMDB, it had Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Mandy Moore, Seann William Scott (Stifler from the American Pie movies), Sarah Michelle Gellar, and tons of others. HOW IN THE HELL they got all these people to appear in this massive runny turd of a movie is completely beyond me. It's AWFUL. It makes no sense at all. I can't even really remember what it was about because it was so non-sensical. It was as if the director and writer were trying WAAAAAY to hard to turn some kinda sci-fi movie into an indie art flick. It was just BAD. So very bad. Not even kidding, I'd rather have an NFL punter kick me right in the balls with his cleats on than watch this movie again.

I'd almost liken it to another really horrible movie called The Fifth Element, which I'm sure a lot more people are familiar with. The biggest thing I remember about The Fifth Element was... Chris Tucker. WHY!?! Why did Chris Tucker agree to take that role in that movie? Did someone force him at gunpoint to do it? Because the whole time, he was acting like cross dressing sissy-man with freaky fucking hair and wearing what appeared to be a cocktail dress that even the likes of Ru Paul wouldn't be caught dead in.

Also, for similar interesting reads and cautionary tales, there is a similar thread about music here:

The worst video/song I have ever seen/heard:
http://forum.tastyspleen.net/quake/index.php?topic=14205.0
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Re: Horrifyingly bad movies
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2017, 11:53:20 AM »
Piranhaconda. I subjected myself to the majority of this film recently.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fcDaxyLfrNk
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Re: Horrifyingly bad movies
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2017, 08:44:32 PM »
...worse than a priest visiting a kindergarten.

I could add a caption... but why bother? :D


One movie that immediately comes to mind is Southland Tales starring... hell, ALL KINDS of people, I can't even remember half of who was in it, but from looking at the movie poster posted on IMDB, it had Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Mandy Moore, Seann William Scott (Stifler from the American Pie movies), Sarah Michelle Gellar, and tons of others. HOW IN THE HELL they got all these people to appear in this massive runny turd of a movie is completely beyond me. It's AWFUL. It makes no sense at all. I can't even really remember what it was about because it was so non-sensical. It was as if the director and writer were trying WAAAAAY to hard to turn some kinda sci-fi movie into an indie art flick. It was just BAD. So very bad. Not even kidding, I'd rather have an NFL punter kick me right in the balls with his cleats on than watch this movie again.

I'd almost liken it to another really horrible movie called The Fifth Element, which I'm sure a lot more people are familiar with. The biggest thing I remember about The Fifth Element was... Chris Tucker. WHY!?! Why did Chris Tucker agree to take that role in that movie? Did someone force him at gunpoint to do it? Because the whole time, he was acting like cross dressing sissy-man with freaky fucking hair and wearing what appeared to be a cocktail dress that even the likes of Ru Paul wouldn't be caught dead in.

Also, for similar interesting reads and cautionary tales, there is a similar thread about music here:

The worst video/song I have ever seen/heard:
http://forum.tastyspleen.net/quake/index.php?topic=14205.0

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About that movie, is not that bad.
I like it.
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2017, 10:08:46 PM »
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