Author Topic: Hot bitches (Read 459562 times)

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1037 on:** September 28, 2015, 03:28:10 PM »

New Carl's Junior girl

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4515331528001/new-carls-jr-bikini-model-kara-del-toro/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1038 on:** September 29, 2015, 08:53:05 AM »

When we need a fucking half-naked bimbo pimping a Hardee's hamburger to raise peoples awareness about "immigration issues", then... shit's kinda fucked.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1039 on:** September 30, 2015, 06:10:57 PM »

Quote from: Sgt. Dick on September 28, 2015, 03:28:10 PM

New Carl's Junior girl

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4515331528001/new-carls-jr-bikini-model-kara-del-toro/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips

Youtube of the commercial -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45boXIgXFUQ

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1040 on:** September 30, 2015, 09:03:40 PM »

Remember when you were you a kid? You were fucking jerking off to EVERYTHING on television after school before your parents got home. Baywatch. The bikini girls on MTV Spring Break. Zena Warrior Princess. Just think about it... these days, kids are gonna be jerking off to hamburger commercials.

Look how far our society has come. I think George Washington and Thomas Jefferson would be fucking proud, don't you?

quadz · « **Reply #1041 on:** September 30, 2015, 10:38:25 PM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on September 30, 2015, 09:03:40 PM

Remember when you were you a kid? You were fucking jerking off to EVERYTHING on television after school before your parents got home. Baywatch. The bikini girls on MTV Spring Break. Zena Warrior Princess. Just think about it... these days, kids are gonna be jerking off to hamburger commercials.

Soooo many hours in the early 1980's straining to see an occasional breast appear on the scrambled Playboy channel...

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1042 on:** October 01, 2015, 11:00:58 AM »

Haha! Ah yes, I remember that. For some reason, whenever there was a shower scene with solid bed of light colored tiles behind the naked woman, the picture would damn near come in clear. For about 10 seconds, I was sooooooo happy.

God damn. It's amazing how I can remember stupid shit like that, but I couldn't tell you my 10th grade chemistry teachers name if my life depended on it.

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #1043 on:** October 01, 2015, 12:45:43 PM »

mmm late night scrambled skinemax.

2d · « **Reply #1044 on:** October 01, 2015, 11:47:55 PM »

Figured I would post the FHM top 100 list..... my top 3:

http://www.fhm.com/100-sexiest-2015

#1 michelle keegan is worthy of the ranking.......

#9 emelia clarke should be in the top 5

#12 brittney spears all day anyday......that girl was born gifted

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1045 on:** October 02, 2015, 02:32:49 PM »

Quote from: quadz on September 30, 2015, 10:38:25 PM

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on September 30, 2015, 09:03:40 PM
Remember when you were you a kid? You were fucking jerking off to EVERYTHING on television after school before your parents got home. Baywatch. The bikini girls on MTV Spring Break. Zena Warrior Princess. Just think about it... these days, kids are gonna be jerking off to hamburger commercials.

Soooo many hours in the early 1980's straining to see an occasional breast appear on the scrambled Playboy channel...

Brings back memories - I made a de-scramble device that actually worked for a while until they improved the scrambling by using different scrambling methods and cycled through them randomly

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1046 on:** October 24, 2015, 07:15:59 AM »

If you turn the volume way way down,... or just completely mute it... this is one of the greatest songs you'll ever see.

<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8N2k-gv6xNE/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8N2k-gv6xNE"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/8N2k-gv6xNE" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/8N2k-gv6xNE</a>

I remember when she first started showing up on the country music TV channels with this video. I was like...

SCHWING!

And then a few months later, me and my dad went to one of the Nascar races at Atlanta Motor Speedway. She was there singing "Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under" dressed exactly like she is in this video. Me and my dad were fighting over the binoculars trying to get a better look at her, haha!

She's always been a pretty damned terrible singer in my opinion. No range at all. But she used to be pretty damned nice to look at. Not so much anymore. You seen her lately? Hooooooooly shit. The years have not been kind to her face. From a distance and with a softglow blurred camera effect, she probably looks about the same. But up close, she looks decidedly aged. Not "aged" like a fine wine either. I'm talking "aged" like a cat that got hit by a car as it was crossing the road in the summer and then it laid there in the sun for a month before someone scraped it up with a shovel.

You wash the 2 inch layer of makeup she spackled on with a trowel, and she'd scare the shit out of children.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1047 on:** December 07, 2015, 04:29:22 PM »

Playboy's final nude centerfold named - http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/12/07/playboy-final-nude-centerfold-named/?intcmp=hpffo&intcmp=obnetwork
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2015/12/07/playboy-final-nude-centerfold-named/?intcmp=hpffo&intcmp=obnetwork

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #1048 on:** December 07, 2015, 05:18:58 PM »

...and there went the last reason to actually buy a print magazine.

Did they really think people bought that rag for the articles?

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1049 on:** December 07, 2015, 07:44:46 PM »

Quote from: Whirlingdervish on December 07, 2015, 05:18:58 PM

...and there went the last reason to actually buy a print magazine.

Did they really think people bought that rag for the articles?

Don't get me wrong, they've had a some decent stories in there from time to time (not consistently in my opinion) and they've had some pretty good writers. But it's mostly a bunch of pretentious rich-boy shit. That's the image they were selling and catering to, which is why they picked the name "Playboy" to begin with. But how many rich-boy douchebags actually read that crap? How many rich-boy douchebags are there in the world anymore? Not enough to keep the publication afloat. And that's why for last few decades they've basically targeted middle and upper-middle class guys, because there's a shitload more of them, and they are the kind of people who might actually have the free time to read that crap and feel like they're more sophisticated and worldly than they really are.

And then you have the longhaired Richard Ramirez looking PC douchenuts like you saw in the video. "Women are worth more than... their bodies." Dumb shit couldn't even find the right words to puke out in an effort to shine up his goodguy badge. I just wanna scream at people like that: YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! THERE'S A REASON WHY THESE BITCHES POSE FOR THAT MAGAZINE! It's basically their ticket to Hollywood and fame. Hugh Hefner is so god damned connected to so many people in Hollywood and entertainment that posing for his magazine is the best way to get hooked up with these people and GET RICH. These women are NOT being exploited. The fucking readers are.

For example... Jenny McCarthy. She was damn good looking back when she first posed for the magazine. She's probably the #1 biggest star the magazine has featured. (Not including Marilyn Monroe, who didn't actually pose for an official "Playboy" shoot when those pics were featured) She's been on TV and in movies. What is she famous for? She can't act. She's not funny. Her couple of comedic roles are like watching a Jim Carrey with big tits and even less of the already non-existent sense of humor in every Ace Ventura movie. She just acts like a spaz and because guys love her titties, they think she's "funny". But she's fucking loaded now. She's a superstar. Playboy and Hugh Hefner did that.

For fucks sake, I'd spit shine Hefner's balls too for access to the kinds of connections that fuckin' man has.

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